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THERE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A JUGGALO OPTION ON THE POLL I DID BUT I FORGOT 😭

Day 2 of getting my phone taken away from me at night which forces me to make scenarios in the morning.

"How to make sex feel better"

So you put a pillow on the bottoms back and it would stretch the skin upwards therefore making it feel better.

- preferably better for females.

And then if you put it under the bottom the tops feels more pleasure since it's getting sandwiched twice

- better for males

Just started my period. Time to be stuck in bed for the next five days because of immense pain 👍

Have a picture of my off brand squish mellow that I have named Kitty Claws because I have no idea what else to post

I'm gonna complain about some shit for a second

So there are girls in my classes that sing whenever music is on, and all the boys agree that it's really annoying, but we never really do anything about it. Anyway the other day, we were whistling for no apparent reason, they told us to shut the hell up, and the teacher made a rule for us by saying "Boys, no whistling". So I argued back that if we can't whistle then they can't sing, teacher agrees, but they continue to sing, so we bring it up. They get a warning, and they keep singing, teacher does nothing really, but I decided to start whistling again. I got fucking yelled at by the singing girls, so I argued back that if they're gonna sing I can whistle. But the teacher gets mad at me like the fuck did I do. and to top it all off, they're yelling at the boys for being sexist

I'm actually going to sob

I accidently deleted all my camera pictures on accident

I had so much shit there

Like deadass

So many pictures of my cat, of my family, of my friends, of memories

I'm a joke

I can't belive it.

How could I have been so stupid.

I'm so sorry

Guys I just found out that some of the scenes of Stranger Things were filmed at a concentration camp- and the fact that the lab children have the number tattoos- I-

What the actual fuck 😀

I thought the Duffers COULDNT get any worse but here we are 😭

Got back from school after wanting to go to bed all day but now I have to go to the eye doctor, literally fml.

Forgot to bring an umbrella to school today now I'm fucking soaked 😘✌️✨

I wish my life were a quick and aesthetically pleasing montage to a cool soundtrack

Like I want to live in a feel-good Hollywood movie not a fucking indie

My first Furby and new addition to the family

EDEN

Eden was made by Louie inc. on Mercari.

Imagine these three meeting over coffee and talking about their crushes

This isn't even funny. It's the second time this happened to me

Overload...

One of the best things about college to me is just showing up early to get a good seat away from people and pick where I sit. I love being able to sit away from the flickering bright white lights that loom over the students, yet being able to sit away from windows and distractions that might interfere with my studies. With all these great things soon comes misery though...the seat I pick always ends up having someone trying to sit near me so I have to set my backpack on the chair next to me and sit in the corner if possible. I fear people might think I'm rude, but the noises of others clicking away on computers, talking to their neighbors, smells, and any small noises or motions they make just tend to bother my sensory issues. I have severe sensory issues due to my autism and sensory processing disorder so I go into a meltdown almost every time I show up to class. I love school and learning as it's my special interest and always has been. The ability for me to expand my knowledge in any way possible makes me happy and want to flap my hands around. I just wish people were more considerate and I didn't have to wear headphones just to exist in normal environments. School is great, yet extremely hard and I always miss classes sometimes. I tried online school, but it's hard for me to focus and stay attentive in class. I'd rather sleep through it instead which is a huge issue. I don't know, I just feel as if I need to let out some of my issues and get them off my chest in order to sit through this next class. Sorry if I come off as rude, I don't mean to. I just am struggling so much lately to just exist. I want to curl up in a ball and hide away from society until people acknowledge that those with disabilities can and will be in professional settings too so we need to make things to accommodate them.

I can't even speak without an argument starting what's the point of respecting you when you don't respect me I can't even breathe in this goddammit house without its being rude

Only when we lose something, we understand how much we valued it

a thermos full of boiling coffee spilled on my legs when I was trying to make breakfast because there's nothing better than start the day with agonizing pain and second degree burns

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I wholeheartedly agree with that one. No way Luke would wear things like that intentionally. I mean that man has a true pure boy energy (and actually is one, which is sad cause life does not do exceptions and look what it did to him). And he grew up on a freaking dust ball of a planet where peak fashion you see is hutts slaves wardrobe choices!

Yes, he is a Skywalker, and we all know that Skywalkers are always about the Drama (TM) and meaningful looks (even if it's cinemas fault). Which Luke certainly shares. And yes, jedis in general have their own culture and style.

So far the worst we've seen were Darth Vader and Kylo Ren. Cause they need to be intimidating and make people aware who is the Bad Guy around here. Next comes Leia with her political career. She must be aware of her appearance. And only then comes Luke with his simple Jedi look with some meaning behind it. Only in color btw. And that's it. The worst we've seen him was Dramatically (TM) taking off his hood.

So yes, I believe Luke is a true Skywalker, therefore a true Drama Queen, but more in action department than fashion one.

Leia and Luke are too practical to actually participate in real FASHHHHHION. But they both can and will do styles cause they know the power of proper look. It may as well be Force related thing cause they know what effect it causes.

ANYWAY, all of it does not necessarily make Luke do NOT wear Chanel Boots.I present you the idea of him wearing them ACCIDENTALLY!

Just like he ended up running around in that yellow jacket. What if he has on idea what are those clothes cause he was given them at some point and was like, oh they feet and are quite comfy to wear and fight in, thank you very much I will certainly wear them! And next time he strides in some Leias politician party/snake nest and everyone goes OH SHIT internally. Because Channel boots are what they are and they make Luke look really nice and he still a jedi and a pure boy with a power to crush you. So. While Luke definitely has no real understanding why people around him react like this, but they do and it helps him help Leia so why not.

The only culprit behind this disaster must be Han, who will laugh right until Leia comes down at him, but won't stop gifting Luke discreet fashion shit. And Luke will certainly find out at some point and OH WOW that explains everything. He will either have no care in the world or make Han stop cause it ruins his reputation as a jedi and teacher.

So yeah. I once again stress it that Luke is not that kind of human, who will care about fashion. As a crack this headcanon is fine, otherwise it is not.

Yes, Luke how I see him is a Little Shit. Is a Drama Queen because of it. He may be ace or gay or whatever. But he is not a sucker for fashion. Just. Not.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk, bye

Imagine having writers block, couldn’t be me 😭

-Lucky 🐾

im a bad person

i only hurt those around me

everyones lives would be better if i was dead

i only ruin things

i shouldve died a long time ago

i shouldve never made it this far

im not going to get further in life anyways

im going to die before im 20

either from su1cide or from my illness

i hope i die soon

everyone would be better off that way

(sooner or later im gonna sl1t my throat or ove3d0se on my meds or h4ng myself from a tree in my backyard)

It's currently 4am I have class in the morning and I can't shut my fucking brain off

Currently about to have a panic attack because I have an essay due on Monday and I haven't even read the passages were supposed to use for our topic