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So I've just seen McDonald's stuff complaining that McDonald's had to pay 800,000 in damages cause a kid dropped a chicken nugget on her leg.
The little eight year old girl got 2nd degree burns.
This exact type of thing happened before! There is a well-known story used as "people will sue over anything!" type propaganda where a woman sued McDonald's over hot coffee.
That woman had been forced to get skin grafts over how hot the coffee was, and there were a multitude of other people who got hurt from the outrageously hot coffee McDonald's had been serving at the time.
Do not let corporations keep getting away with this!!!
Stop letting corporations pretend that the innocent people who got severely hurt by them are the problem!
Hey peoples. I was talking with my friends about our coffee abominations and I want to hear y'all's. Here's my friend's:
Instant Beaumont medium roast coffee,
An Irish creamer from Aldi, they can't remember the name,
Swiss mix hot chocolate powder.
Here's mine:
A cup of folgers coffee,
All the coffee monsters,
Half of each the cold vanilla and mocha Starbucks drinks you can get at gas stations,
And 2 shots of Coffee Mate French Vanilla zero sugar.
Give me your coffee abominations so I can have a quick death hehe... For legal reasons that is a joke, but do give me your abominations please!
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Hi!! Iβm going to try and post every few days bc I need to practice more.
Anyway, today I finally drew someone from tmp (:
Guys, I was out of milk so I experimented with adding chocolate mΓΌllermilch to my coffee and itβs literally so delicious. Like a coffee taste chocolate but without the overbearing sweetness. 10/10 will do againπΈ
People speak sometimes about the "bestial" cruelty of man, but that is terribly unjust and offensive to beasts, no animal could ever be so cruel as a man, so artfully, so artistically cruel.
Fyodor Dostoevsky
hate when people are just like βcut out tea and coffeeβ like itβs nothing like itβs not the biggest sacrifice you can ask of a person iβd rather sell my family and friends to the devil mephistopheles than renounce warm caffeinated beverages be serious
you need to have 3 drinks with you at all times:
drink one: water. this one's water. can't beat the og
drink two: fun drink. this is a drink with colors or perhaps bubbles in it.
drink three: substance drink. on weekdays this is usually a caffeine drink. for the agonies. on weekends it may be an alcohol drink instead. also for the agonies. sometimes you can combine fun drink and substance drink into one. not always though
a customer just came in and ordered a flat white with six (6) shots in it. for clarity thats like.. a full cup of espresso with maybe an inch of milk sitting on top. this mf is trying to meet the hat man
maybe thisΒ silly little coffee drink will equip me to face the unrelenting and unendurable horror of existence
grande latte (iced, depending on the season)
if they have the little spice jars out again - add a couple shakes of chocolate powder and nutmeg
besties what's your go-to starbucks order i've only ever been like three times and every time i've gone i've hated what i've gotten i need some recommendations
Why aren't pagans more afraid of Starbucks baristas?
WARNING, IMPORTANT:
DO NOT DRINK 2 CUPS WITH 4 PACKS OF SUGAR ON A COMPLETELY EMPTY STOMACH. I THINK I'M VIBRATING. I MIGHT BECOME THE FLASH.
Sometimes I like to think of myself as a Reasonable Adult who makes Reasonable Adult Decisions.
And then sometimes Amazon marketing figures out that Iβm pretending
Out of curiosity;
I myself cannot take the bitterness whether itβs sweet tea or no matter what I put in my coffee, itβs still bitter