spareplanets

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how is otto hightower the sanest person on the greens side rn. the bar is in hell.

(helaena my darling doesn’t count, she’s not on a side).

just putting it out there I am so excited and happy about stranger things 5 and seeing will byers again BUT TRUST …..i do not support Noah schnapp and will be pirating st5 when it comes out!

Since Noah is trending rn due to new season of stranger things friendly reminder that no matter how much you find him hot he support genocide of innocide people including thousands of kids in Palestine 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

YES U GET IT!!

i think we should advertise menstrual products to trans men the way we advertise deodorant to cis men. i think that would be really funny.

i think we should advertise menstrual products to trans men the way we advertise deodorant to cis men. i think that would be really funny.

okay i’m gonna say it:

whoever wrote saltburn definitely read a dark steddie fanfiction and ran with it.

(like jacob elordi gives fanon steve cmon)

I love to think that during Kaz's journey to re-learn skin-to-skin touch, he starts touching Inej's hair instead. Just going through it with naked fingers, or combing it, or maybe even braiding it. He's a bit tense at first, because he's still Kaz Brekker and affection doesn't come natural to him. But eventually it becomes a habit. It's a way of telling her he's trying, and he's giving her his best. It's a way of being intimate without getting triggered, a way of cuddling her without ruining the mood with staggered breathing.

this is why darcy threw up on mr ajayi’s bed

UHM where are all the students shipping the crap out of mr ajayi and mr farouk?? two single teachers chaperoning a schooltrip and sharing a room should end in at least 4 fanedits and a notesapp slash fanfic written on the bus.

what’s funny about good omens season 2 being gut-wrenching and devastating compared to heartstopper season 2 being fluffy and sweet is that the roles will ABSOLUTELY be reversed in their season 3’s.

reasonably, i know it’s irrational to be angry about the good omens season 2 ending. it’s a slow burn, and neil has been clear about how much he cares.

but, like the sensitive person i am: this pissed me off so bad it’s not even funny. like “gentle and romantic” was such a fucking lie i’m gonna lose it.

shaking screaming clawing at my skin over good omens tomorrow, heartstopper next thursday, and rwrb in two weeks

neil gaiman giggling on his bed kicking his feet up in the air writing "wait and see" in the good omens 2 script in his glitter pink gel pen dotting the 'i' with a heart

castles crumbling is SO steve harrington coded jesus christ

kaz: pekka, you're not looking well. inej: he never does.

cassian: nesta, relax. go get a beer. nesta: i don't want a beer. cassian: who said it was for you?

feyre: i'm busy, i'm apartment hunting. azriel: you guys are moving? feyre: we can't live with cass once the baby comes! rhys: i don't want my child's first words to be: "how you doin'?"

kaz: okay, so when are we gonna tell nina what's actually gonna happen? inej: soon! i just... couldn't before. you saw how upset jesper got! i couldn't do that to her, she's my best friend. kaz: well, jesper's my best friend. inej: ... i'm not your best friend? kaz: you just said... kaz: of course you're my best friend.

feyre: i cannot believe you didn't tell me we are still married. tamlin: look, i was going to tell you-- feyre: when?? after the birth of our secret child?? *ic enters* feyre: tamlin didn't get the annulment, we're still married rhys: what? mor: you're kidding! lucien: OH MY GOD. mor: tamlin! tamlin: okay maybe it wasn't the best decision, but i just couldn't face another failed marriage. rhys: okay, let me just jump in and ask: at what point did you think this was a SUCCESSFUL marriage? tamlin: feyre, come on, if you think about it, it's actually kinda funny... *no one laughs* tamlin: okay maybe it's best not to think about it. lucien: okay this is UNACCEPTABLE. i am shocked to my very core! tamlin: lucien, i already told her you knew. lucien: ANOTHER lie! you have a sickness! rhys: tam, just for my own peace of mind... you're not married to anymore of us, are ya?

mor: eh, don't be so hard on yourself. if someone i was in love with was getting married... rhys: in love with? mor: yeah... rhys: i'm not in love with feyre. mor: oh! no, no, good, me neither. rhys: mor, i'm not going to feyre's wedding because she hates me and it would be really uncomfortable. not because, i’m in love with her! i mean, hey, y’know, i like feyre as much as the next guy, y’know? clearly I have feelings for her, but feelings don’t mean love! i mean, i have loving feelings for feyre. yeah! i have feelings of love, but that doesn’t mean that i’m in love with her. y’know? i have sexual feelings for her, but i do love her. mor: ... rhys: oh my god! why didn't you tell me? mor: we thought you knew! rhys: "we?" mor: yeah, we all know, we talk about it all the time! rhys: you all know?? does feyre know?? mor: oh, no, feyre doesn't know anything. rhys: oh, i can't believe you didn't tell me. mor: well, because we thought you knew. it's so obvious! god, it'd be like telling amren "hey, you like jewelry."

as if inej’s entire backstory isn’t dependent upon her being taken at 14. as if the entire point of both matthias and nina’s conflict isn’t that they were both raised a certain way and now that they’ve come to adolescence they have a chance to break free. as if wylan’s entire relationship with his father isn’t about him coming of age. as if the entire point of kaz’s dirtyhands persona isn’t that he’s seventeen and terrified of the older barrel bosses. i don’t even wanna get INTO jesper. or kuwei.

I've been seeing so many, "the crows aren't reeeaallly teenagers", "them being kids makes me uncomfortable", "I age them up in my head", "I like the ages better in the show", and idk if I have the energy to hash out the meta essay it takes to address these opinions and why they are deeply wrong, so I will just say BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU

kaz: okay, that's it, so everybody knows. it's official. we're moving in together. no turning back. are ya scared? are ya?! inej: ...no. kaz: wow, that was my scariest voice. you're very brave.

jesper: occupation? racist. matthias: actually i was a drüsk- matthias: racist is fine.

jesper: why do you call him "gandalf?" matthias: gandalf the wizard? hello, didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school? jesper: no, i had sex in high school.

inej: this is the last box of your clothes. i'm just gonna label it "what were you thinking?" nina: huh, that's funny. i was just gonna go across the hall and write the same thing on kaz.

nina: inej, we need more candy! inej: what? there's only been like four kids. nina: yeah, i know, but one of them just said that she loved me, so i just gave her everything. wylan: no wonder you're pregnant.

jesper: you didn't cry when bambi's mother died? kaz: oh yes, it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer.

jesper: you're fake laughing too, right? kaz: oh, the tears are real.

jesper: what's wrong, buddy? matthias: someone at work ate my sandwich. kaz: what did the stadwatch say?

jesper: who loses 57 coin tosses in a row? you know? heads she wins, tails i lose. jesper: wait a minute... kaz: yes, jes? jesper: i forgot to pick up my dry cleaning!

jesper: what are we doing? kaz: wasting our lives. jesper: i meant for lunch.