Jesper: What's Wrong, Buddy? Matthias: Someone At Work Ate My Sandwich. Kaz: What Did The Stadwatch Say?

nothing compares to the calendar on this site. flat fuck friday. the halloween post that always shows up mid july. you see four anime girls and immediately know what day of the week it is. on the ides of march we all wake up and clown on some guy who got stabbed two thousand years ago. last week we celebrated down with cis day. I can’t wait for ever given and nov 5th anniversary memes. anyways have a lovely neil banging out the tunes day

wylan: you don’t see me saying anything crazy about kaz and inej’s weird, little relationship!

kaz and inej, in unison: they’re just jealous…

jesper: you know that guy i’m dating?

kaz: wylan? your child bride?

wylan: my boyfriend is so stupid. he kissed the wrong guy in front of me

inej: mine called me an “investment”

nina: mine tried to kill me and called me a slur

wylan and inej: what.

also it helps me walk or whatever

[ID: a digitally drawn two-panel comic. / Image 1: Text reads: “How I expected using a cane would feel:” Panel depicts a miserable person in tattered clothes, hunched over a cane and shaking as she walks. / Image 2: Text reads: “How it actually feels:” Panel depicts the same person, now standing tall and wearing flowing wizard robes and a long white beard. Her cane is at her side, glowing with magic, and she looks confident and powerful. /End ID]

i cannot believe i was worried that sharon and bucky would be a couple. this man really only has eyes for the wilsons and u know what? same.

kaz: oh, i thought we weren’t talking

jesper: we’re not.

kaz: then why do i hear words coming out of that stupid hole in your face?

jesper: i’m a human being and i’m entitled to my emotions

kaz: are you crying?

jesper: *wiping away a tear* no

kaz: are you seriously crying, jesper?

jesper: i’m not crying

kaz: guys, guys. let’s take a vote.

jesper: secret vote! everyone cover your eyes!

wylan: we won’t know the result!

matthias: well, say your vote out loud

wylan: we’ll know each other’s voices…

nina: inej has a point

no bc the scene where bucky says “if he was wrong about u, he was wrong about me” has so many layers. it’s sad bc bucky has been through so much shit and constantly doubts his self-worth (“i don’t know if i’m worth all this steve”) and then steve left him, so he prob feels like he WASN’T worth it. but then, you have to think about sam’s side of it, which a lot of bucky stans are neglecting. this situation is about systemic racism in this country and that’s what the conflict is. so yes, bucky is traumatized and that’s sad, but sam has his own story and it was HIS shield to give up.

Bucky calling Sam “Samuel” with maximum level sass is my new favorite thing ever