my brain feels so hot in my head
people are like "no one wants to work anymore" when every job application is like upload your resume and cover letter. okay now manually type out your resume and cover letter in our text boxes. okay now answer these 10 riddles. okay now take a rorschach test. okay now upload a photo of your childhood bedroom and explain the relationship between its layout and the adult you are today. okay now show us your youtube watch history. okay now define the color "red." okay now walk into a patch of poison ivy and take a selfie of you holding up a paper saying "i <3 ivy." okay now wave your hands in the air if you just don't care. that one was a trick to cull the applicants who don't care. okay now choose a loved one to sacrifice. great! thank you for submitting your application we will not be calling you
my two personalities
thank you to the internet for making it so that every time i listen to this song, i can hear funky town too.
won't you take me to
funky town
i love weird barbie
I'd like to experience what love is like for someone with no psychological issues
being alive hurts.
i can’t even cry properly anymore
wtf is wrong with me
“Where do you see yourself in the future”
Bb I don’t. I do not. I do not see myself. There is no future.
penelope, to unsub: if looking good was a crime, you'd be a law abiding citizen.
patrick bateman voice i have to go save images to my moodboards. on pinterest.
(Delusional guy voice) there has to be a way
moodboard for when. for when you
they are on a date
oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash
thank you to the internet for making it so that every time i listen to this song, i can hear funky town too.
won't you take me to
funky town
"that ship isn't canon! that character isn't gay!" well thats not what the voices told me