Emily Prentiss Wearing Red Is My Sexuality

finished brooklyn nine nine after a solid (maybe) two weeks of binging. my life is empty and meaningless. also jake peralta is bisexual.

(Delusional guy voice) there has to be a way

sometimes i just sit and think about how their eyes both drift down towards each other's lips at the exact same time and i could cry

patrick bateman voice i have to go save images to my moodboards. on pinterest.

they are on a date

Tendou: Hey Wakatoshi, would you still love me if I was a worm?

Ushijima: But you aren't one.

Tendou: I know, but I said IF I was a worm

Tendou: If I turned into a worm would you still love me?

Ushijima: In what possible situation would you turn into a worm.

Tendou: I know that! I was just-

Tendou: Oh nevermind it's not that important.

*30 minutes later*

Ushijima: I would make you a terrarium.

Tendou: huh?

Ushijima: If you turned into a worm I would build you a small terrarium, with wet soil and plently of rotting leaves so that you had enough food to eat.

Ushijima: And then I'd put you in a dark corner, so that your skin wouldn't dry out in the sunlight.

Tendou: oh 😭

okay yeah i see where you're coming from with the hinata + oikawa hooked up in brazil but you know what else is fun? the idea that they didn't, but everyone thinks they did, and they cannot convince anyone otherwise.

kageyama: pfft. like i need you're opinion. you got one second alone with the great king and became one of his fangirls!

hinata, losing his mind: FOR THE LAST TIME-

iwaizumi: What, none of the brazilian girls were biting?

oikawa: I DID. NOT. HOOK UP. WITH HINATA.

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three days later, Hinata gets a text from yachi that just reads: OIKAWA???!!!?!?!?

they just. cannot convince their friends that this did not happen. it haunts them. all they wanted was to play beach volleyball. they cant even figure out who started this rumour or where it came from

it calms down for a bit until the allstar match when someone makes a joke about their reunion and Ushiwaka casually goes "Oh, because of their sexual history?" and Oikawa goes absolutely rabid.

as much as I love Ushiten as like... "Ushijima doesnt process/is unphased by Tendou's weirdness" i think its MUCH BETTER to consider that Tendou is just Ushijima's type. Like its not a "i dont see why people would call you freaky" situation but rather a "FINALLY someone freaky and fucked up time to make him my husband."

GREY'S ANATOMY | 2.08