I Love Weird Barbie

I feel like I died years ago...

And now I'm just a ghost waiting for this to end.

okay yeah i see where you're coming from with the hinata + oikawa hooked up in brazil but you know what else is fun? the idea that they didn't, but everyone thinks they did, and they cannot convince anyone otherwise.

kageyama: pfft. like i need you're opinion. you got one second alone with the great king and became one of his fangirls!

hinata, losing his mind: FOR THE LAST TIME-

iwaizumi: What, none of the brazilian girls were biting?

oikawa: I DID. NOT. HOOK UP. WITH HINATA.

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three days later, Hinata gets a text from yachi that just reads: OIKAWA???!!!?!?!?

they just. cannot convince their friends that this did not happen. it haunts them. all they wanted was to play beach volleyball. they cant even figure out who started this rumour or where it came from

it calms down for a bit until the allstar match when someone makes a joke about their reunion and Ushiwaka casually goes "Oh, because of their sexual history?" and Oikawa goes absolutely rabid.

"be yourself" okay, but who AM i though?

i have no energy left for anything

insp.

“do you want to talk about it?”

no, i want to kill myself because of it.

sometimes it just feels like no one is listening, like i'm saying words and i'm trying to explain how i feel but no one is fucking listening. why won't you just shut up and let me talk. "idk what to do" i literally just fucking told you