Ronald Weasley - Blog Posts

*scurries up to you and drops the harry potter meme redraws at your feet*

*scurries back into the art void until who knows when*

Harry Potter vines (slight Drapple)

Deathly Hallows:

Ron: Harry please just, think before you do this

Harry: where's the fun in that?

Harry: I only have 6 weeks left to live Hermione: Harry! Oh Merlin, really?! I'll figure something out, don't worry! Ron: Mate! Really?! Hermione will figure something out, you're not going to die! Harry: It's just a guesstimate based on the choices I've made... Hermione: Ron:

I think, legally, if you see someone not wearing a mask, you should be able to walk up to them and rip out their heart with ur bare hand

Imagine

you have a complete day to yourself.

It would be spent in a giant elegant library on a bench or couch in a secluded area where no one ventures.

Quiet classical music, ambient noice from the calm chaos of the atmosphere. A fire place near by so you can hear the crackling.

Maybe you spend it with one person who will not complain when you ignore their sentient presence and wrap myself around them in a way that you can run my fingers through their hair while you read a stack of books that completely keep my attention from start to finish.

There would be tea. Hot, steamy and perfectly made, chai milk tea, jasmine or green tea with mint. Or rose tea because it smells like hugs. Or maybe coffee or a mug of hot chocolate with a stick of peppermint poking out.

Of course the person with you, whose only purpose is to be quiet and cuddle you, would be the one getting you the mug because you couldn’t be bothered with getting up while you’re reading

Ok but...

Bellatrix Lestrange is so adorable in that insane murderess kinda way

Do you guys thing birth control work on magic folks like if hermione we’re taking a muggle prescribed birth control would it actually protect her from being pregnant or would she have to take a wizarding world birth control

Real world questions

Ok but hear me out... Sophie Hannah as nymphadora tonks

What a fucking savage dumbledore is like I’m rereading poa and it’s Christmas lunch or whatever and he offers the end of a cracker ( noise maker) to snape and when they pull it apart that fucking hat with the vulture comes out like damn he really did that shit to him after being embarrassed all term from it

Sometimes when I think of nymphadora tonks I think of the singer pink and how she always has her hair and her spunk and fight

Either way both woman are badass and I love them

Can anyone else imagine Ronald Weasley discovering fast food restaurants. Like he discovers McDonald’s and all the pies and cookies and sundaes or McFlurrys they have and just going nuts! Or kfc and there chicken and biscuits and stuff like

Unexpected Relationship SS/HG (Chapter1)

Hey guys so I couldn't sleep and I really love Snamione its like my OTP so ye. Here you go and also I apologise in advance for spelling and grammar mistakes I am dyslexic. 

Summary: The war has ended and Hermione discovers Snape is alive and tries her best to try and save him. As he is recovering Hermione not only battles her own demons but also his as well. Will Snape help her before it gets to much? Will they fall in love.

Rating: M (for later Chapters *winkyface*)

Warning: Swearing and blood

It was finally over. The blasted war was over. The side of the light had won. Voldemort was dead.

Everyone was celebrating Riddles reign of terror finally ending. Sure Hermione the brains of the Golden trio was happy that they had won; in fact she was over joyed, but she could not find it in herself to celebrate. She was thankful she hadn't lost her friends, but that didn't mean that there wasn't any fatalities in the final battle but the entire war. Dumbledore, Moody, and many more including Snape. The number was far to high; no blood should of been spilled magical or not in her opinion.

Hermione was very confused. Why did she survive when there where many others who died who where much more worthy of life than herself? Why was she so special? They all had families where as she hadn't. To top it all of she realised that a relationship between Ron and herself would never work out. The where simply just too different. Ron was always talking about Quidditch and food, he didn't take his education seriously, and most likely would wont a big family. Hermione didn't like flying never mind playing Quidditch, took her education very seriously, and wonted to focus on her career before even thinking about starting a family. Besides the kiss in the chamber was sloppy, wet and not at all pleasant Hermione thought. 

Hermione decided to do something useful and retrieve Snape's body from the Shrieking Shack. Not many people knew of his role in the war; they all thought her was a traitorous bastard who killed Dumbledore... well he was a traitor but just not to the light, and Dumbledore ordered Snape to kill him, which he reluctantly agreed to do.

Hermione always had her suspicions about Snape. Why would he kill the man who kept him out of Azkaban the first time round? Obviously she never voiced suspicions; Harry and Ron would call her insane!

Entering the Room where Snape’s body lay broke Hermione’s heart. Tears streamed down her face as she approached the once mighty potions Professor. “Oh Professor! I’m so sorry!  Nobody deserves to die like this.” Hermione sobbed as kneeled next to the Professor. She brushed his hair way from his face. I was longer than it was the last time she saw him, the year before just before the event in the Astromancy Tower. He had so much pain in his eyes. Another clue to Hermione that not all was as it seemed. “All this because of Lily. If I’m being perfectly honest she doesn't deserve your love. She should of listened. she should of known that you said it out of anger especially with how long you had know each other. If I was her I would of forgiven you. Heck I would forgive Harry and Ron if they called me that and I haven't known them as long as you and Lily knew each other-” Hermione abruptly stopped her rambling after her fingers brushed against the uninjured part of his neck.

There was a pules. It was faint but there.

Hermione let out a shaken sigh of relief as a small smile crept onto her face. Hermione quickly got to work on saving her professors life. Drawing her wand she muttered healing spells in an attempt to close the wounds on his neck. Note the word attempt. None of the spells worked. “The venom must be stopping the wounds from healing” Hermione muttered to herself. Thinking quickly Hermione grabbed the bottom of Snape’s robes tearing the bottom off and tying it around his neck making a make shift bandage, applying pressure to the wound slowing the bleeding. “Sorry Professor ill get you a new one I promise” Hermione told her Professor even thought she new he probably couldn't hear her. Hermione then began to search he Professors pockets, he was a spy after all he needed to be prepared for anything. sure enough she found a vile of antivenom and multiple blood-replenishing potions. Hermione gently opened Snape’s mouth and poured the potions down his throat; then gently pulled down the make shift bandage and tried the healing spells again. This time they stopped the bleeding and closed the wound a small bit. It will have to do for now Hermione thought as she put the bandage back in place.

“Come on Professor you’re almost there! just hang on I’m going to alert Madam Pomfrey” Hermione told him. Thinking of her happiest memory she could, Hermione cast her patronus “ Expecto Patronum!” Her sliver Otter appeared in front of her kneeling form. “I need you to go to Madam Pomfrey” The otter nodded in response, and waited for her message “Madam Pomfrey! I’ve found Professor Snape. He’s alive but just barely. He was on our side all along! Ask Harry if you have to! I’ve done everything I can, but I still need your help! Were in the Shrieking Shack! Hurry!” with that the sliver otter patronus disappeared to find the med-witch.

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What do you guys think? Not bad for 3am lol

First day as a teacher

I have decided that I want to become a teacher and have also decided that on type first day I will scare the shit out of the new year 7’s starting at the school 😂

*first day of class and tiny year 7 students standing outside the room*

Me: *door bursts open marking the students jump* Everyone in and stand behind your chair *Smirks*

*students do as told*

Me: *as walking quickly towards the front of the class room makeing cardigan/cape blow in the wind* There will be no foolish pen clicking. In. This. Class. *turns to to class* I don’t expect many of you to know the exact science and art that is Music, but there can be a select few who have a small understanding. I can teach you how to capture the ears and insnare the mind. I can teach you how to write and compose. Music is a powerful tool it could lighten the darkest of moods and would even in extrem cases put a stopper in death!

Harry: I was actually betting with Ginny on how long it would take you to admit it. And you just helped me win 10 Galleons, thanks mate!

Ron: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it Harry: Just rip the bandage off. Ron: It’s Hermione. Harry: Yeah, I knew that already.

"What’s he expecting to hear? Good news?" "I think he just hopes he doesn’t hear bad news. It gets him through the day."

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1

need i remind you that ronald weasley, aged eleven, didn’t know that he had just sat in ~the harry potter~’s compartment and offered half of his sandwich to this random boy on the train who he’d only just met, because he was all alone and seemed to have no food,

i’m sick of the ron slander

[open picture for better quality] in order from top left to bottom right, james potter, sirius black, remus lupin, peter pettigrew, lily evans, severus snape, harry potter, ron weasley, hermione granger

also i’m sorry i genuinely didn’t realise that i put james and harry in the exact same outfit !!

Happy very belated birthday Ron Weasley

The hair didn't turn out that good but that's ok

harry is not third wheeling he's literally their son

Hermione: Why are you following me? Ron: Because we’re dating now? Hermione: Okay… what about Harry? Ron: We’re a package deal Harry: Buy one idiot, get one free

A very real one sided conversation that I need to put out into the depths of the internet:

Ok hear me out here, Picture this. Ron. Ron Weasley. Trans. Ok are you guys sticking with me here? Alright. Trans Ron = Tron. Ok

So then Ron turns evil. And we have evil trans Ron. Voltron. Like Voldemort yk? Vol-tron

Did you get all of that? Cause in conclusion: Voltron

Are you getting it? I don’t think you’re getting it.

Do I need to make a diagram

Here

Ron

Trans Ron = Tron

Evil Trans Ron = Voltron

𐙚⋆°｡⋆♡ You belong with me 𐙚⋆°｡⋆♡

Ron Weasley x fem!reader

Friends to lovers

Summary: You and Ron have been best friends since first year. Unbeknownst to you, you had started developing feelings for him but he starts dating Lavender Brown. Everything changes one summer night at the burrow.

(Happy ending ofc <3)

Word count: 2k

Requests are open 💌

Sunlight reflected off his scarlet quidditch robes, making his red hair appear redder. You ran up to Ron to congratulate him, and the rest of gryffindor, on their victory.

“Well played weasley.” You smirked as Ron pulled you into a hug.

“Couldn’t have done it without your support from the benches” he joked

Pulling away from him, you noticed a curly dusty blonde haired girl eager to make her way towards Ron.

“Congratulations Won won!” She giggled and pulled Ron into a deep kiss.

What the hell? Who is this freak? Does she congratulate every guy by kissing them? You thought to yourself.

“I’ll see you in the common room later.” She winked at Ron as she walked away.

“Who the hell was that?” You asked

“Oh, that was Lavender. Lavender Brown. We started seeing each-other last month. She’s a bit…. strong spirited…. If thats the right way to put it.” He explained.

“Last month!!?? And you didn’t even have the courtesy to tell me? Only been your best friend for six bloody years and you don’t tell me you’ve got yourself a girlfriend? Piss off Ronald.” You shouted as you walked away.

“Y/n wait-“ You heard Ron call but you didn’t care.

How dare he? You always shared everything with him. Every single detail of your life, and he did the same. Well, up until now. You didn’t understand why it was bothering you so much; the mere thought of Ron and Lavender together made your blood boil. It must have been because he kept you in the dark about it for so long.

“Y/n… are you alright?” Hermione whispered.

You were sitting on the floor of the gryffindor common room, in-front of the fireplace, finishing your History of Magic homework.

“So I’m guessing you heard about my little outburst on the quidditch field this morning?” You asked

“Half of the school heard it” She quipped.

“Wow. Thanks. That made me feel so much better.” You said with a blank expression.

It has been three weeks since you found out about Lavender and Ron. He tried ‘explaining himself’ to you on numerous occasions, but each time you came up with a pathetic excuse to avoid him. He didn’t have to explain who he was dating or why he was dating them to you. That would be weird. Why should he be obligated to consult you about his love life? You’re over reacting, thats all - you tried telling yourself every night. It didn’t bother you, honestly why should it even bother you?

“Y/n! Please stop this madness. It’s been three weeks… I miss my friend.” Ron pleaded. He had you cornered near a wall in the corridors, you couldn’t escape him now.

“I’m sorry I didn’t tell you about Lavender immediately. Honestly… I didn’t see it lasting long anyway , so I didn’t bother telling you. And to be frank, I didn’t think you’d like her… guess I got that part right.” Ron explained as he scratched the back of his neck.

“No. Don’t be sorry. I’m sorry Ron. I’m sorry for acting so childish.” You apologised

Ron pulled you into a tight hug and smiled.

“Soooo… tell me about her. Is she a good kisser?” You teased

“Oh shut it” Ron play punched you in the shoulder.

“What!? Every time i’ve seen you guys together , you’ve been snogging!” You said laughing.

And just like that, everything felt normal again.

Exams had just come to an end, and you couldn’t be happier. Summer at the burrow with the weasley family awaited you. Every summer since your second year at hogwarts, Ron invited you, Hermione and Harry to the burrow to spend a few weeks there. Even when Harry and Hermione failed to go, you never missed the opportunity to spend time with the weasleys. They were the closest thing you had to family. Molly was like the mother you never had and Ginny was like a sister you adored. Ron… Ron was just your Ron. He was your favourite person in the entire world. You were hoping that wouldn’t change since he started dating Lavender.

“Did you tell Mrs. Weasley that all three of us are coming this summer?” You asked Ron. You, Harry , Hermione and Ron were sitting in the same compartment in the train whilst stuffing your faces with sweets from the trolly.

“Oh yea , i’ve told mum. She’s trilled. I even overheard Fred and George planning what tricks to play on us once we get there” Ron said.

“Did you tell her, Ron?” Harry whispered into Ron’s ear.

“Tell me what?” You asked nervously.

“Oh erm… Lavender is going to join us at the burrow this summer.” Ron mumbled stuffing his face with more sweets.

“Ron stop eating for a second. Your mouth is so full; I don’t think I heard you right…. For a second I thought you said Lavender is joining us this summer.” You said.

“Oh you heard him right.” Hermione said as she rolled her eyes.

Was he being serious right now? This was a thing the friend group shared. Why the hell did he have to ruin it by inviting his annoying little girlfriend. And just on cue, Lavender appeared outside the compartment, blowing her breath on the glass as she drew a heart and wrote ‘Lavender + Ron’ in it.

“I think I’m going to be sick” you said.

The days at the burrow passed by excruciatingly slow. You barely spoke to Ron. Lavender was every where. Even Mrs. Weasley seemed to have had enough of her. Fred and George tried to cheer you up on multiple occasions by playing tricks on Ron and Lavender every time you caught them snogging.

“Y/n , don’t be like this. Please. “ Hermione pressed.

“What do you mean? I’m not being like… anything.” You countered.

“ It’s so obvious you hate seeing Ron and Lavender together, in fact it’s obvious you hate seeing Ron with anyone that isn’t you.” Harry added

“I literally have no idea what you’re talking about.” You said as you burst out the living room.

That night, Lavender announced that she will be cooking dinner for everyone, since she wanted to do something special for her ‘Won Won’.

Everyone waited eagerly at the table , wondering what dish Lavender would be serving. You hated to admit it , but the smell coming from the kitchen was mouth watering. Your stomach made a rumbling noise as you glanced at Ron.

He was seated right across you, with Harry beside him. Hermione sat on your left and Ginny on your right. Everyone else were in their usual spots as Lavender finally bought out the food.

“Tada! I present to you , a recipe passed down for generations in my family , Cauliflower Casserole!” Lavender squeaked as she begin serving the dish to everyone.

“Double serving for you , because I know your gonna love it , my Won Won.” Lavender continued.

“Is she mental? Is she absolutely stupid? How has she been dating Ron for three months, and yet she doesn’t even know the fact that he despises cauliflower!?” You whisper shouted to Ginny and Hermione.

“Eat up Won Won.” Lavender hovered over Ron until he put a spoon full of casserole in his mouth.

“Mmm. It’s delicious.” Ron lied, turning a shade of green, as he continued eating.

“Ron you don’t have to-“ you were saying as Hermione cut you off.

“Don’t y/n. It’s not worth it.” She said.

Everyone else seemed to be enjoying their meal, even you, as the food was actually quite delicious. But, Ron barely touched his food which was extremely rare for him.

After dinner, you played a round of wizards chess with mrs. Weasley, Hermione and Ginny, and then went to bed.

You awoke at 2 am, parched and in desperate need of water. As you made your way down to the kitchen, you saw a figure standing above the stove. It was Ron.

“Hey… what are you doing up so late?” You asked.

“Blimey y/n. You scared me.” He jumped.

“Are you making food at this ungodly hour, Ronald Weasley?” You asked.

“Yea… I’m still kinda hungry.”

“Figured. Cauliflower casserole. Pft. Three months and it’s like she knows nothing about you.” you mumbled, mostly to yourself.

“I know you hate her.” Ron said

“Move over.” You ignored him as he handed you the pan. You cracked an egg and begin frying some bacon. Ron sat on the table, his mouth watering at the smell.

You placed the food on a plate and grabbed two forks. Ron practically attacked the food, making you laugh.

“Do you love her?” You asked

“Love!? Love who? Lavender? God no.” He seemed offended you even asked such a question.

“Then why are you with her , Ron?”

“I- Because I can’t be with the one person I want to be with.” He spat

“What are you taking about?” You asked, confused.

“It’s impractical. She’s like my bestest friend in the whole world. It would be nonsensical for me to confess to her. She probably doesn’t even feel the same way.” He explained.

“Are you talking about Hermione?” You asked baffled.

“Merlins sake y/n…. I’m talking about you!” He practically shouted.

“Me?” You said, your voice barely a whisper.

Both of you were standing now. Your heart was racing faster than your brain. Ron wants to be with me? How is that possible. You thought to yourself. He treated you like one of his brothers, playing rough all the time, he never even treated you like a proper girl. You would have never figured he had feelings for you.

“What are you saying, Ron?” You questioned.

“I’m saying- I’m saying that I’m bloody in love with you, y/n! I have been… for a very, very long time.” He said.

You walked closer to him, your faces only a few inches apart.

“You fool, why didn’t you tell me sooner?” You asked as you placed your hand on his cheek.

“I didn’t think you would return my feelings, and quite frankly I didn’t want to ruin our friendship.” He explained.

“Idiot” you murmured as you pulled Ron in for a kiss. He kissed back like it was the only thing he had been wanting to do all summer.

After a minute, you pulled away.

“What are we going to do about Lavender?” You asked

“I’ll sort it out first thing tomorrow. But for now….” Ron pulled you in as you smiled against his chest.

All was well. Ronald weasley was finally yours.

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Less than 15k Ronarry

✨ Weasleys' Wizard Weekend / 4k / The boys are trapped, wandless, in the storage cupboard of Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes for the weekend.

✨ i've mended this broken heart of mine as best i could / 4k / Harry's given Ron all the distance in the world. He's stepped back so far that their friendship is just a flicker of rosy memory in his past. That's what Harry thought they needed when he took a chance and told Ron how he felt and Ron had said no.

Kinda wanted Ron to grovel more, but what can ya do 😔

✨ Something They Can Barely See / 5k / Harry has no idea how to tell his best friend he wants more that friendship. He's pretty sure this would be hell of a lot easier if he knew for sure how Ron felt about him.

✨ The Happy Smiles Recipe / 8k / After Sirius's death Dumbledore is ready to send Harry once again back to the Dursleys. Molly Weasley is not about to let that happen.

Adore protective Molly

✨ perspective / 9k / In which Ron realizes that maybe, just maybe, you aren't supposed to feel this way about your best mate. But only after a dance at the Yule Ball, months of being busy with other things, Cedric Diggory's death, the return of Voldemort, and a quiet knock at his door.

Ron is precious in this one

✨ Ron's Really Bad Idea / 11k / He knows a love potion is a bad idea, he really does. And it's not that he's desperate, exactly. He just can't take it anymore.

✨ loving you is a losing game / 13k / Sick and tired of Hermione and Mrs Weasley's nagging, Harry and Ron agree to pretend to date. It's ridiculously simple, they live, work and go out together. Everyone believes it, and after a while, Harry starts to believe it too.

Or,

In which the lines get blurry, and Harry only realises what game they're playing after he's already lost.

✨ Sun Kissed / 13k / Harry notices the freckles the first time they meet, the light dusting across Ron's face as he stands there in his maroon knitted jumper with the yellow R in the centre. If Harry didn't know any better, he'd swear he could trace the tendrils of a lightning bolt from Ron's nose down to his cheek.

Something warm settles in Harry's chest at the knowledge that, perhaps, Ron carries a piece of Harry, no matter how unknowingly. It's proof of a connection between them, the first real tangible relationship Harry's ever had that is good and whole and wanted.

Or, how Harry falls in love with every one of Ron's freckles long before he realises he's in love with his best friend.

Plus, a scorching hot Dronarry bonus!

✨ obtuse / 6k / "Look, I'm not going to say it wasn't what it looked like, because-"

"Yeah," Harry says. "Pretty clear what was happening."

"But you don't know why it was happening," Ron says, triumphant. "And that's the important bit."

I’m rereading Prisioner of Azkaban and I can’t with the fact that this boy offering to make some tea cause that’s what his mom does when someone’s upset…like, c’mere, let me give you a hug

Ron’s love language is one hundred percent acts of service tho

sneak peak of this new fic I’m working on hehe:

She was wearing a pink t-shirt that hugged her shoulders tightly but didn’t quite cover her tanned stomach. Her jeans were looser than they’d should’ve been, and her wild hair and sunburned cheeks couldn’t hide the thinness of her face, but she was getting there.

We all were.

Sometimes, we would call her name and she’d look up almost frightened, lost in the memories of cold winter months and grim, bleary walks through the forest.

Those days she’d sneak into our rooms and without saying a word we’d push our beds together to lay down, hugging tightly. She’d pretend Ron and I weren’t coiled around each other before she even knocked, and Ron would pretend she didn’t sigh my name in her sleep as much as she sighed his.

Amen

ron is a moral compass.

u cannot convince me that ron weasley isn’t a mother hen. because while hermione is a child prodigy, she’s breaking laws and committing war crimes half the time when it benefits her. and harry ‘i’m the Chosen One’ potter attracts danger like a flame would a moth.

so while they’re a duo of danger, there’s ron.

who grew up with siblings and spent a lot of his childhood making sure ginny didn’t get hurt playing in the mud.

who’s as nervous as Molly when Charlie works with the Dragons, and panics when Bill gets attacked by the werewolf.

who steals specific concoctions from the twins when they try to prank Percy because it could possibly harm him.

who wraps harry’s wounds when he gets hurt and is too tired to see madam pomphrey. who helps hermione understand why killing Rita in the jar wouldn’t help in the long run.

Ron Weasley, the worrier and moral compass of the Golden Trio. he doesn’t believe how many times he saved the wizardry world by simply being himself. and everyone at hogwarts but him can see it.

Harry: “So light a fire!”

Hermione: “Yes — of course — but there’s no wood!”

Ron: “HAVE YOU GONE MAD? ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT?”

– Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone.

Ronald Weasley! How dare you steal that car! I am absolutely disgusted! Your father's now facing an inquiry at work, and it's entirely your fault! If you put another toe out of line, we'll bring you straight home! Oh and Ginny dear, congratulations on getting into Gryffindor, your father and I are so proud.

Molly Weasley, mother of 7 children, plus Harry. Harry Potter and the Philosopher Stone.