A Very Real One Sided Conversation That I Need To Put Out Into The Depths Of The Internet:

The two women ever

Give them a movie together pleaaaseeee please please please please dear god

+bonus points if it’s a musical or thriller🤞

Best season ending ever actually

he should win every award just for these line deliveries alone

Holly Gibney is THE final girl ever

She was figuring that shit out even if she sounded fuking crazy like sure yea obviously this guy is stealing faces and mind controlling people with a sunburn why wouldn’t you believe that

Girl did her research!!! And she was not about to be bested by her lil meat puppet friend

And YES she is a final girl her boyfriend died!!

Now they almost got me with the “who’s terry” but I will not be fooled she’s just funny like that her comedic timing is simply impeccable and she did NOT get scratched bc that wasn’t Jack’s thing and she beat the shit outta not-Claude before he could even try it

She stays winning

Neeeed a Wham! Rap in Apartment A remix like are you ready to get turned on ladies Are you ready to get down you funky party weasel 😝 ok but actually Isaac Dunbar I am begging you! By NOT doing this you are attacking me personally!!!! Holding me down and spitting on me and kicking me!!!!

i don’t think people who don’t read comics/mostly read wfa understand how much of a dweeb tim drake actually is because he was supposed to be a Good Role Model For Tween Boys in the 90s. one time he found out his roommate at boarding school was an alcoholic so he poured all his alcohol down the drain instead of just ignoring it like a normal person. his girlfriend wanted to have sex with him and instead of just saying “i’m not ready” he launched into a monologue about how “making love is like opening a door” and he “isn’t ready to open that door yet” because they “might have adult feelings for each other, but [they’re] still just kids.” 90s tim was the type of kid to remind the teacher to assign homework. he somehow got mad bitches even though everyone highkey thought he was weird. in one panel of one issue he randomly said he had to be “vewwy quiet” and never spoke like that again. he canonically plays dungeons and dragons (or the fictional dc equivalent). the money his dad left him after he died wasn’t even a lot because his dad went bankrupt shortly before his death. like it was a substantial amount but not enough to make him rich. i cannot stress enough that tim was SUCH a Regular Guy TM and constantly worried about not standing out. he purposefully did bad at sports and pretended to be winded in gym class so people wouldn’t suspect anything. like he wouldn’t even try and be average, he would purposefully almost fail. he is not a cool rich skater kid guys he’s such a dork

ATLA Harry Potter au

No!!!!! Every time I see an Avatar the Last Airbender Harry Potter au it's so wrong. Please let me enlighten you

But we’re still going to pretend that the European schools are the only ones that matter

Sokka is a squib. LISTEN!! Sokka doesn't have powers guys he's not gonna have magic. So no he’s not going to go to a magical school. And Katara would be a half-blood since her dad is also nonmagical.

Katara would go to Hogwarts. But she'd be the only one from the gaang that does. She is also NOT a Ravenclaw, I don't care about the colours, Katara is a Gryffindor with Slytherin tendencies. Of course she hates Slytherins, everyone does.

Zuko would have gone to Durmstrang before being "banished" and Toph would go to Beauxbatons because of her parents.

And I mean obviously the Fire Nation soldiers would be like the equivalent of the Death Eaters. The Order of the White Lotus is like the Order of the Phoenix but better obviously.

Ok now that we've got background, I'd say they wake Aang when Katara is home for Christmas Hols. Their trip is like a Deathly Hollows type adventure, so no Katara won't be going back to school. Instead of Running from Snatchers they're running from Zuko and his crew.

I'm not trying to write a whole book here so that's it thanks

"Why is Jacob Elordi hot?" It’s his height obviously. Huddled masses mistake him for the Statue of Liberty.

Where are all my Sarah Kinsley fans at?? Where are the editors? I need y’all to get to WORK

What am I not seeing Ron Weasley edited to The King?? Or Lovelady to Lovegod?? GIVE ME SOME OVER + UNDER EDITS TOO

Anything from Ascension or The King EPs pleaaasee

And do NOT forget about The Giver

USE THE DIAMOND SESSIONS THE LIVE VERSIONS ARE TOO GOOD TO GO UNNOTICED!!

You know what would be totally awesome? is if the Joker was like Pennywise

Jason would get to be Georgie AND zombie Patrick Hockstetter

The new cycle would start with the whole batclan and Dick and Bruce would be the only ones who actually know what’s going on other than Tim obvy cause he would’ve seen some shit

It would be like if they were all on fear gas and clay face was kicking their asses but ten times worse

Like cmon