First Day As A Teacher
First day as a teacher
I have decided that I want to become a teacher and have also decided that on type first day I will scare the shit out of the new year 7’s starting at the school 😂
*first day of class and tiny year 7 students standing outside the room*
Me: *door bursts open marking the students jump* Everyone in and stand behind your chair *Smirks*
*students do as told*
Me: *as walking quickly towards the front of the class room makeing cardigan/cape blow in the wind* There will be no foolish pen clicking. In. This. Class. *turns to to class* I don’t expect many of you to know the exact science and art that is Music, but there can be a select few who have a small understanding. I can teach you how to capture the ears and insnare the mind. I can teach you how to write and compose. Music is a powerful tool it could lighten the darkest of moods and would even in extrem cases put a stopper in death!
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I love this 😂😂😂
albus severus has the largest harry potter merchandise collection and he puts new items all over the potter household, just to annoy harry.
harry goes to the kitchen for breakfast and is forced to eat harry potter shaped waffles.
the duvets get replaced with harry potter ones.
harry potter quotes are hung up all over the house.
the tapestry on the wall now has harry’s face on it.
“wtf is this bobblehead of me doing in the loo- ALBUS SEVERUS POTTER!!!!!!”
all three of his children wear round glasses around the house.
albus creates a harry potter day, where he dresses up as harry and speaks only in harry potter quotes.
“al, where are you going?”
“to diagon alley.— harry potter”
“al, do you want more meatloaf?”
“no. — harry potter”
“NOT ONE MORE QUOTE, OR I’LL PERSONALLY KICK YOU OUT OF THIS HOUSE!”
“okay.”
“…”
“-harry potter”
“MERLIN’S PA —”
*family meeting* “anything with my face on it is banned from this house.”
harry rolls over in bed at night and screams at the sight of ginny wearing a harry potter mask.
Oh Captain
(Mature! 18+ Only!)
Not Completed
Masterlist
One - A Proper Party
Two - Now It’s A Party
Three - Baby Girl
Four - Kinky?
Five - Good Girl
Six - Captain
Seven - He Returns
Eight - Yes Captain
Nine - In Control
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This is so adorable 😍😍😍 I love it!!
Snape’s Daughter.
You’re Snape’s daughter and in order to get good with Snape, Ron wants to ask you out, (Ron’s not an ass, lol) only for you to tell him you know he doesn’t really like you and you like Hermione anyway lol
You passed Harry and his friends as you were making your way to your father’s class, when Harry stopped you. Hermione was giving you a look. “Don’t believe him”
“Hey, y/n, uh Ron wants to know if you want-”
“Want what?” Snape asked as he appeared behind him.
They jumped, Hermione just chuckled. You smiled at her.
Suddenly, she motioned for you to follow her, curiously, you did. You didn’t want to see what your dad would do to Harry and Ron..
“You shouldn’t listen to Harry. Ron doesn’t- not that you wouldn’t be worth dating-” she said gently..
Aww, she doesn’t want to hurt your feelings. What a cutie.
“Hermione” you chuckled softly. She looked at you curiously.
“People do that all the time. You know, act like they like me only to get on good terms with my dad. It’s okay..”
“It’s not okay! That’s horrible. You’re adorable and I know I’d be more than happy if you liked me”
A blush began to grow on her cheeks as she looked shocked, that she revealed her crush herself.
You were shocked. Hermione Granger, the smartest person ever and smartest witch of her age and not to mention she’s absolutely beautiful and amazing, likes you?
“I think you might just be saying that. What, want to get my father to like you, Granger?” You chuckled. Of course, you were joking. Being cautious, too.
You really liked her and no one knew, of course. But you didn’t want to get hurt.
“N-no, I mean. I want your dad to like me, sure. But if he hates me, too that’s okay, I don’t really care. I really like you and if you and I were together and he didn’t like it. Well, he’d just have to deal with it! Because, I really like you” She blushed.
“Wow”
“What? I mean no disrespect to professor Snape, of course. I uh-”
“No it’s okay. What I mean, is no one’s ever cared that much about me before.. So thank you” You grinned, happily.
Hermione chuckled, a grin on her cute face. She’s so adorable.
“Don’t thank me. Thank the fact that you’re amazing, that’s why I like you”
You blushed.
But something caught your attention, Draco was going to do something. You could see it in his smug face. But what?
That’s when you realized.. He was looking at you, with a smirk. You rolled your eyes, his threats were nothing.
Hermione looked at you confused. Before you could react he had appeared behind you, and casted an incarcerous spell on you, the ropes getting tighter, you dropped your wand. Hermione got pissed..
“Draco what are you doing?” She raised her wand at him.
“Obliviate!” He yelled, pointing his wand at Hermione after he quickly used the petrificus totalus spell to freeze her. You hopped, with the ropes still tight around you, in front of her. You began to forget your memories, who you were, everything. But at least you saved Hermione..
“No!” You heard someone scream. You didn’t know who it was, but they seemed to care a lot about you.
“Professor Snape, we can put everything back to normal-”
“I don’t care! Mr. Malfoy, you are expelled!”
You then passed out..
“Y/n!” You heard someone yell, you quickly opened your eyes, confused and, the last thing you remembered was-
“Hermione!” You quickly looked around, very worried. Was she okay?
You felt someone hug you. It was your dad.
“Dad! What happened is Hermione okay?”
“Yes, she’s fine. I was so worried about you” He hugged you tighter. You let out a groan, feeling some pain.
“Sorry.” He was checking your temperate and asking you questions only you would know. Of course, you got all of them right.
“I’m okay” you reassured. He still didn’t let go of you as Hermione, Harry, and Ron came in, very worried.
“Professor Snape, um, Dumbledore wants to see you..”
He huffed and looked at you again, checking for bruises or anything. You gave him a look.
“Dad” you whined. He sighed as he pulled away from the hug.
“Alright.” he turned to Harry and Ron. He shook his head, then turned to Hermione.
“Miss Granger, please keep an eye on y/n. I don’t really trust these two..”
Hermione nodded.
“Of course. You can trust me”
He left but not before looking at you.
“All be back, don’t worry” you smiled.
He worried too much.
Hermione then hugged you.
“Oh my gosh are you okay?! Do you need anything?-”
“No, I’m okay, but thanks”
she then pinched your arm.
“Ow! Hermione why’d you do that?”
“That was stupid don’t ever do that again.” She sighed. “But thank you.” She smiled, still hugging you.
“No problem.” you blushed as you hugged her back.
“Did you see the look on Draco’s face? Priceless!” Ron laughed and Harry snickered.
You chuckled. “Yeah, my dad was pretty mad.” you felt a bit better.
“Oh, he was furious” Hermione smiled at you.
“Get away from my daughter, you’re going to wish you hadn’t done that, Malfoy” Ron said imitating my dad. It was pretty impressive.
We laughed, cracking up.
“Well, I’m glad you’re okay”
Harry and Ron then left, something about helping Hagrid. Hermione didn’t want to leave your side, even if she could.
She kept staring at you, completely in adoration. You adored her just as much, maybe even more..
“Hermione?”
“Hmm?” She asked as you gently rested your head on her shoulder, making her smile.
“So uh, you still like me right?”
“Of course” she chuckled. Her hand touching your’s, making you blush.
“Do you want to do on a date with me?”
“Um when I get better, I mean”
“Of course, but I have a lot of studying to do.. how about a study date?”
You blushed.
“Sure. I need to study too..” You chuckled happily.
“I can help you” she offered.
“I mean you’re the smartest person ever so, I don’t think it’d be a problem for-”
“So when’s the date?”
Oh my god, it was my dad. What do I say?
“I um, when- what date?” despite Hermione being the strongest person ever, afraid of nothing, she still shivered.
“You like each other, that’s obvious..” he smirked.
You felt embarrassed right now.
“Yeah, um-”
“Why didn’t you tell me?”
He looked at Hermione.
“You can go, miss Granger.”
“I’m sorry, but I won’t. You told me to keep any eye on her, even if you didn’t, I like her very much, and I’d never want anything bad to happen to her” She stated, determined.
His lip curled into a smile, well more emotion than he usually shows towards anyone that’s not you. With you, he’s a very fun person. Hard to believe, I know.
“Good.” as he left, you turned to Hermione.
“I think he likes you” you smiled.
“Really? I didn’t think so” she whispered, with a nervous chuckle.
You grinned. “Yeah, that’s just how he is”
“You’re adorable” she said, teasing you as you blushed again.
“I know she is” Snape yelled. Of course he was secretly listening.
“Oh no”
“Don’t be embarrassed, that’s cute”
(sorry if this is bad lol)
Reblog if death doesn’t even stop you from shipping your OTP
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My therapist asked me to create something “motivating” so I made these.
lol.
So true 😂😂😂
My Harry Potter character when I leave them to die in a Devil’s Snare because they ran out of energy:
I’m bisexual and I can’t believe some of the hypocrisy! Like people of the LGBT+ community should know that sexuality isn’t something you can chose! It’s something you discover and for a lot of people they have to learn that they aren’t disgusting or in the wrong! I’m proud it be Bi and if you don’t like that then un follow me!
This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual
So me 😂😂
Ravenclaw: I’m cold.
Gryffindor: Here, have my jacket.
Hufflepuff: Hey, I’m cold too.
Slytherin: What?! *takes off jacket* I fucking told you to bring more fucking layers but of course you didn’t listen and now *piles scarves on Hufflepuff* I fucking have to makes sure you don’t fucking FREEZE TO DEATH, but you’re allergic to sweaters, so what the fuck did I expect, and *takes somebody else’s hat* how fucking long have you been cold? You should’ve said something sooner.
I agree with you mate
The more hate I receive for liking Snape the stronger I get.
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