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I just-I just want another soul to see the chaos that is me and my partner’s texts.

Also one from me and my best friend:

Bean bags are just boneless sofas

Got the joke???😭😂😂

I have now learned lines of "ipsum lorem" text so i can recite them like a spell

The villains actually not evil and is just really excited about all the vine publicity coming back, the villain monologue fits like 8 vines per paragraph, no henchmen knows what's happening.

The Villain: And so I will unleash the my weapon onto all of the world. Replacing all weather with sharp triangular spikes! Hurricane Katrina? More like hurricane TORTILLA, HAHSHAHAHAHHAHSDWHA

The henchmen, sobbing: Please sir, I don't understand what the tortillas have to do with thissssss

The hero hates their powers, not because they don't like saying vines, but because now they can't say any vines without revealing their identity.

The hero's romantic interest: In every group of friends, there's the dumb one.

The squad: *Points to the hero*

The hero, choking back tears: Actually?

superhero but their powers are activated by saying vines.

Random civilian: OH NO, the super duper evil man overlord guy who be kinda queer coded my dudes is trying to kill us all, agaaaaain

The hero sighs and whispers: Fre sha voca do

The hero: *immediately transforms and is super cool and saves everyone*

Hero, once everyone is gone: .....Hi, welcome to chili's.

superhero but their powers are activated by saying vines.

superhero but their powers are activated by saying vines.

Thomas:

Fanders:

Time to put on the gender affirming spotify playlist and learn to do a push up! Fuck, I cannot tell if I'm excited or not

"The fitness gram pacer test is-" but it's just me talking about birds for far too long.

Listen, I don't know how Simon got in the scar without letting Mr.Martin out. Maybe he just closed it really fast but I have a theory on how Simon was able to get in in the first place.

So Janet said that when she was in the scar for a long period of time it broke the barrier between the living and the dead for a moment. So if Mr.Martin was stuck inside his scar the whole night, it's very possible that Simon was able to get in through the broken barrier.

Now that's fine. That's neat. I'm more intrigued about what this entails about the living being able to see spirits. So far it was Xavier with his near death experience, Simon through his deep connection with Maddie, and the janitor when Janet was in the scar. So if Mr.Martin stays in the scar the whole next season does that mean we get more living-dead convos?

I'm mostly excited about, oh I don't know, Charley talking to Emilio. Especially now that he's with Yuri. Or maybe just any teacher/student finding out that Maddie was body swapped for a moment, Simon could see her ghost, and the rest of the group was doing illegal shit to get her back while using Simon's ghost connection as a helping hand. Like... what would the principal even say? And when Mr.Anderson comes in to vouch like, "Yeah, that happened. I got possesed to for a bit lol" like do you see my vision. If you do you know how spectacular it'd be.

Just a theory that will likely be 2000% off but hey, a [REDACTED FOR DYSPHORIA REASONS] can dream

I'm gonna start posting more about my ocs so here's some stuff I made with random images I have saved and pictures of my characters I made with the nuggts character maker! :)

Being genderfluid's great btw. It's like

Friend who we'll call Flower: Ow!

Me: Heh?

Flower: Period cramps...

Me: L, being a girl must be rough

Flower: You bleed so hard on your period you take six pills a day just to moderate it and it's also caused your iron deficiency you ice craving bitch.

Me: My point stands!

Flower: No, it doesn't! Mainly because you are a g-

Me: SHHHHHHHHHH! The dysphoria lurks around every corner and you're about to look into the figurative closet of pain.

Flower: ....... Was that a closet joke because this is a queer tumblr post.

Me: Yessir, now go ask the nurse for an ibuprofen

Listen, listen, I'm just gonna say it. If Will and Robin get to be the chaotic queer duo of WLW/MLM solidarity, then I want at least one conversation between Steve and Mike. One! That does not include a, "so you really like my sister huh" type joke convo- NO I want bonding. Even if it's a throw away heart to heart that lasts 3 seconds. Even if it's not about byler or Will and Robin being friends, give me a moment. Maybe something that's just a bit of fluff/angst like, "Y'know Dustin misses hanging out with you guys outside of DnD... Like a lot" and some more contemplation from Mike about how his "obsession" (if I can call it that) with El, or maybe just having a girlfriend in general, has been affecting the other people in his life and his relationships with them.

Or maybe I just think Steve Harrington's a badass bisexual mom who whoops ass and takes care of his kids, and I want to see that with more than just Dustin (and Max kinda) for just a few scenes.

I'd also be happy with a similar heart to heart scene with Mike and Nancy mostly because I wish we got to see more of them together.

Me, getting on Tumblr: Alright, now no getting distracted! We're here for writing ideas.

Tumblr: Lol, look it's a gay character.

Me: Liked and moving on to-

Tumblr: He's played by Finn Wolfhard

Me: ...reblogged and away I go to find-

Tumblr: Oh look the post below has something Ben Schwartz related on it...

Me: Oh fuck that would be a problem but there's not enough Ben content on here to make me spend an hour looking through it so it's fine-

Google: Hey, Pinterest has a notification for you also one of your mutuals on Tumblr just posted.

Me: OH SHIT-

If S2 Mike Wheeler had a knife I don't think Will would've been called zombie boy for very long, just saying

Me when "watch as Mike Wheeler speedruns a sexuality crisis" is canon: :) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!11111

My OC is a lot like Joyce Byers in that her child is missing and we should all be very concerned for her mental health.

the most "don't judge a book by it's cover" bitches ever are the ones with a resting bitch face but act like such a sunshine and/or richie tozier

...

it's me. I'm bitches.

What if I start referring to the book IT as the the canon and the movies (2017 + 1990) as the fanon? What then

I wanna dress like Richie Tozier but in a 1990 miny series way

I wanna dress like Stanley Uris but in a 2017 movie way

I wanna dress like Stanley Barber but in a queer icon way

I wanna dress like Sydney Novak but in a sweaters and too many layers way

HOT TAKES ALLOWED

don't worry abt me using no nicknames for literally no reason

Mike Wheeler everybody