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I get this dopamine spurt every time I see this one. 😩🖐

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The Struggle of being Imaginative and very hyperactive:

Chat, is it wrong to send my therapist a TikTok? At 11:15pm?

Recession core but being away at school. My mom called me to talk but then proceeded to get into a fight with my dad while I’m stuck on the phone listening. Feels just like 2008

Guys. Watching Phineas and Ferb in Spanish. This shit is fire. THE FIRST EPISODE IS INSANE! ITS SO UNHINGED AND THEN SOMEHOW THE CHARACTERS ARE JUST CUNTIER IN SPANISH. Like they’re just insane. AND THE ENTIRE PLOT WITH PERRY US JUST

*sniffs

Smells like situationship in here

This man cannot be real. For reference he’s claiming the last time he got the flu would have been prior to 2008.

Today I tried to dress like a character (because usually I’m dressed like a bum) so I’m wearing like wide leg jeans, this purple turtle neck, a little gold chain and a beige knit vest that hugs my girlies pretty nice, with my white cowgirl boots, an oversized green army jacket and my headphones. And I’m waiting at the train station and I see ANOTHER character coded person with tattoos all up their (pretty muscular) arms and neck, ripped jeans, bright colored shoes, that matched his headphones, and at least 3 layers very specifically exposed their tattoos, chains on their belt and just an outfit that radiates this persons vibe so distinctly. And we were both kinda bopping to our headphones on the platform and it made me feel very much like a cross over episode where two characters from different shows (Supergirl and Flash, or Hannah Montana and Wizards of Waverly Place, or Supernatural and Scooby Doo) meet and maybe the plots intersect, but maybe I’m just Jesse and he’s just Adam Sandler and Ganganam Style is playing in the background.

Chat. I am making mutuals.

Sometimes I forget that most of the manhattan island is man made ;-;

Man life does really be like that sometimes huh.

Just had to come out as a mega lame nerd to my nerd bestie. He was very upset. Sorry Bestie-Dean.

“I just want to be in love with a boy the way boys like boys and in love with a girl the way girls like girls but instead I’m here. Bitchless.”

“It was wet inside, and it only gave me three quarters!”

Happy Hozier Day!!! To celebrate being Irish I got a tattoo!

Maybe all I needed was to walk around listening to fob, and smoking a joint. Then go to the park and shitpost on Tumblr from the swings.

Dead On Arrival by FOB is one of those songs that has levels of complexity to it. Like for me, the song literally is talking about itself. I ALWAYS skipped DOA because it was different from a lot of the other songs I was listening to by them. And then I gave it a listen and was like oh I forgot the ending bit is more interesting and I started fighting that instinct to skip it. Then I listened to it HIGH. I heard the words and got the meaning and I was like ohhhhh. It’s the irony of how fans react to music YEARS later. Because it has been yeaaaaaars and I’m still the target audience of emo sad hours and I’m being perceived by their music and it’s just so poetic, and then I’m like these are just some dudes and I am just high and this is just a song.

“My socks are inside out, and my thoughts are on the walls!”

I’m collecting a list of songs surrounding the age 23 so far I have the following:

1. 23- Chase Atlantic

2. Chateau- Blackbear

3. What’s my age again?- Blink182

Hey. Just heard about the electrical tariff war between the US and Canada. This was not the dystopia 2020 me was expecting.

Chat, I’m leveling up in therapy. She sent me the suicide hotline number “just in case”

- strawberries and cigarettes by Troy Sivon

I am starting a thread of songs I want people to make edits to. TikTok, YouTube, I don’t care if you send it to me through the mail on a dvd, if it has these songs to two (or more) queer fuckers I’ll watch it. Thank you.

-poltergeist by Blackbear featuring Baywatch

Chat, politely, when is it my turn to crash out?