Dreamsmp Technoblade - Blog Posts

Update to the realmeowbah twitter situation: (te// necrophilia, cringe, death) "i dont support necrophilia, be nice and kawaii, i am just supporting the dead youtuber". .....No, you're supporting necrophilia because you posted "haha he's dead lol now i get to fuck his corpse".... how is that "not supporting necrophilia"?

When i read the tweet, all I read was "oh dont cancel me uwu im just an innocent smol beanu who said id fuck a dead body of a famous youtuber who died of cancer but im not being necrophilic because im just a kawaii beanu who can do no wrong uwu owo"

I'm trying so hard not to say anything offensive, but I'm cringing so hard and probably close to puking up all my organs like a fucking frog. I can't believe people like this exist, I just can't believe it.

PLEASE. For the love of whatever fucking god you believe in, GO REPORT THEM. PLEASE. This is ridiculous!

I cannot believe I'm back here with something is DISGUSTING as this.

TW// s3x, death, corpses

Please take the time to read my tweet, and read meowbah's tweet with extreme caution.

I'm genuinely asking that people take the time to at LEAST spread the word if you cannot report them. If you have a twitter account, USE IT!

So today I bring forward a connection, that might take some thought and I'm in class while writing this so I can't look into much evidence right now except for what I know for sure.

Techno's voices could be coming from the Egg. Before you tell me off, I know, I know that Techno's chat is canon by being voices in his head, but if you look at the DSMP as a folktale, a book, a movie, or anything except some streamers just having fun, it wouldn't logically make sense. (So, I guess take this with a grain of salt called "In a different context")

I want to start with Techno's eyes, which everyone has accepted him having red eyes. (And I've searched, but I haven't found any confirmation for Techno's eyes being red, so if anyone has proof to it please send it to me!) The egg is associated with the color red, though since it's only color association, it's not a firm connection, but it's there for interpretation.

The Egg has always been there, we know this from Tales of The SMP, the episode we have this info from is The Masquerade. It only took a while for the Egg to be found, which means there's a chance it could have been corrupting people for a while. So, it could have been with Techno the whole time.

Next is, Technoblade is the Blood God. Known for spilling blood, for killing, and for being violent. The Egg has "blood vines", it's known for using death as an.. energizer? Well, it for sure "feeds" on death, which means it's got violent tendencies, but the Egg needs people to do the bidding for it, because it has no limbs and can't move.

And we already know the Egg has corrupted Bad, and Bad willingly got Foolish killed at the Red Banquet, which means the Egg is technically using Bad to kill, to be violent. So, maybe the Egg has a lower corruption with Techno, but is still connected enough to tell him to do bad things..

But like I said before, take this with a grain of salt because it's more of an idea than a theory, I'm certainly not saying it's canon and it's probably just weird connections my brain made, but take it anyway