Jesper: Throw It In The Trash!

kaz: matthias will show you around

matthias: um, right this way is the exit

no bc like i don’t ship sebastian and anthony bc i think they have a really cute friendship. but, imagine if they just... suddenly announced they were dating. do u know how fucking funny that would be? this app would crash, twitter would lose it, and tiktok would be ruled by them. like no, this will not happen bc they’re both straight, but oh my god if it did. we would never recover.

i’m thinking about the fact that yelena probably found out about nat through the news bc the avengers didn’t know to call her. i’m in pain.

No I’m ok, it’s just the way that Jesper is probably one of the first men that Inej has felt safe with since the menagerie and Inej is one of the only people who loves Jesper fully and unconditionally regardless of his faults and now they have to leave each other for separate goals that got me for a second there

Jack Wolfe and Kit Young put their entire Wesper loving hearts into every scene they were in and it SHOWS. I will hear ZERO slander for the gift we were given with them and how they portrayed Wylan and Jesper. At this point I don’t even care that it wasn’t close to canon, I LOVED it they are my comfort ship and I will hear nothing bad about them ever.

I could talk about them literally forever someone make me write an essay on them and how much their portrayal of these character and these characters in general could change the fuckinf world ID WRITE IT

inej: we’re a family. families talk about things.

jesper: no. families ignore things until they go away.

reasonably, i know it’s irrational to be angry about the good omens season 2 ending. it’s a slow burn, and neil has been clear about how much he cares.

but, like the sensitive person i am: this pissed me off so bad it’s not even funny. like “gentle and romantic” was such a fucking lie i’m gonna lose it.

y’all: i can excuse incest, but i draw the line at child marriage.

me: you can excuse incest???

u know, i’m on twitter and tumblr because i like to compartmentalize. tumblr is for my fandoms and my long analysis on why scarlet witch is wearing black widow’s jacket. twitter is where i listen to people talk about political issues they heard about from instagram and have the worst takes i’ve ever heard. but, i feel like if we all try really hard, we can make this website the best of both worlds.

i’m rewatching good omens and i forgot how fucking gay this show is. like i think i assume tumblr exaggerates, but wow.