Bro Ship Wars Aside, If Azriel Doesn’t End Up W Gwyn (which He Might Not Bc Let’s Be Real No One

jesper: i've always been a little confused about this, why can't you kill wolves?

matthias: we believe wolves are gods

nina: not technically, in drüskelle culture, wolves are thought to be like god

matthias: do not tell me about my own culture, nina! in the mood i'm in, i'll take you out, i swear to wolf!

nothing compares to the calendar on this site. flat fuck friday. the halloween post that always shows up mid july. you see four anime girls and immediately know what day of the week it is. on the ides of march we all wake up and clown on some guy who got stabbed two thousand years ago. last week we celebrated down with cis day. I can’t wait for ever given and nov 5th anniversary memes. anyways have a lovely neil banging out the tunes day

nina: as a Healer…

kaz: heartrender

nina: i hereby offer my licensed services…

kaz: unlicensed

nina: as a grief counselor…

kaz: grief causer

nina: if anyone needs to talk, the doctor…

kaz: not even close

nina: is in!

me

listen I GET that this is a Bad Thing I GET that Neilman is unhappy with it but listen. Listen to me. I’m so happy right now that I’m in an altered state. this is unlocking Secret New Emotions for me. I am literally 100000% more hyped for the new season. I’m going to be so fucking insufferable. My family is going to suffer.

post-crooked kingdom imagine

jesper and wylan: *mid makeout session*

kaz: hello

jesper: hey kaz

kaz: am i interrupting?

wylan: little bit, yeah

kaz: guess i should've called

wylan: yeah, maybe!

kaz: tonight's the night i usually go spying with inej downtown...

jesper: uh-huh...

kaz: but she's hunting slavers...

wylan: yes, we know

kaz: want me to leave?

jesper: *literally on top of wylan* you know, whatever

kaz: okay i guess i could hang for a little while

this.

the fact that bucky could sleep on the couch rather than the floor in sam's house, the fact that he seems to have slept through the night, the fact that when he hears sounds he doesn't jerk awake in terror, the fact that he just seems genuinely at ease around sam and his family, the fact that he uses his metal arm openly and to help rather than kill, the fact that when sam asks about his nightmares he doesn't even bother to lie like he does to his therapist, the fact that he actually opens up to sam instead of keeping it all locked up, the fact that he admits to thinking the shield was the only family he had left in past tense after spending time with the wilsons, the fact that-

kaz: matthias will show you around

matthias: um, right this way is the exit

hey there LGBTQ kids who are also Christian/Jewish! If you feel like you’re disobeying God, questioning your faith, or feel wrong and dirty for loving who you love, there’s this fantastic site I found today called hoperemains that accurately and thoroughly combs through scripture and its (many) mistranslations, validates your orientation, and basically let’s you know that you’re not pissing off God. It’s insanely thorough and after reading through every page on the entire site it’s super helpful. Go check it out!

people upset bc they want to ship this: i never said u couldn’t but he literally murdered her mother

people shipping namor x shuri like he’s not literally a 500 year old god and she’s not below the legal drinking age (and shuri x riri IS RIGHT THERE)

yes i have watched spider-man no way home three times already. i see norman osborn and otto octavius, i rewatch the movie. it’s simple as that.