ijounakame. ind. priv. highly sel. au. 2k12 donatello.brought to his knees by decay.
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"Damn, Don. You always bring me to the /nicest/ joints."
Miami Vice | Not Accepting!
“well, you know, i try. if i don’t, who will, you know? i mean...” at this point, don clammed up for a few moments, reassessing the area. yes, everything looked clear, clear as day, but that didn’t mean he was about to let his guard down.
( and he knew he had to stop talking for a few moments. he was getting to sound a bit ridiculous at this point. )
after a few moments of silence, he allowed his shoulders to relax as he turned back to nat. “...better an empty warehouse than a crowded bar or something, right? there’s bound to be dna samples here.”
send me an au and i’ll give you 5+ headcanons about it
Reblog if you’re okay with getting more than one meme from the same mun.
liking a character for what they have the potential to be even though in canon they’re a lot less faceted that what you want to envision in your head
let’s pretend i didn’t wear myself out by doing a shit ton of dishes, and instead say, here, have a starter call for new followers / those i haven’t interacted with yet.
Horned Serpent aesthetic: Gothic architecture and chess.
tell me, where did you go? i only see you in my nightmares now
let’s pretend i didn’t wear myself out by doing a shit ton of dishes, and instead say, here, have a starter call for new followers / those i haven’t interacted with yet.
ʜᴇ'ꜱ ꜰᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ
ᴀ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇɴ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ.
ʜᴇ ᴄᴀɴɴᴏᴛ ʙᴇ
ꜰɪxᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ.
ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ꜰɪx ʜɪᴍ,
ʙᴇ ᴄᴀʀᴇꜰᴜʟ.
ʜᴇ'ʟʟ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋɪɴɢ
ʟɪᴋᴇ ɢʟᴀꜱꜱ.
Angst Sentence Starters
Change them however you want.
“All I wanted was for you to stay.”
“Can’t we just talk?”
“Don’t treat her the way you treated me.”
“Everybody tells me you’re no good.”
“Found out you were lying when you told me you were trying.”
“Hate to complain, but she’s a bitch.”
“He’ll hurt you. I know so, he got me before you.”
“He’s dragging me down.”
“He’s just telling you what you want to hear.”
“How long is this going to last?”
“How many times do I have to apologize?!”
“I don’t think I can stop.”
“I don’t want you, but I do.”
“I love you, but I’ve got to watch out for myself.”
“It’s me or him. Make your choice.”
“I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name.”
“I was always there for you, but you were never there for me.”
“Look, I gotta warn you about your new girlfriend.”
“Nothing could kill me like you do.”
“Nothing ever gets me high like this.”
“Only you can ease my pain.”
“She took everything that ever meant something.”
“She walked away without a second look.”
“The passion just… died.”
“There’s nothing left.”
“We need to talk.”
“What do I gotta do to make you treat me right?!”
“You’re no good for my health.”
“You’re the most jealous person I’ve ever met.”
“You think you can handle me?”
First Meeting / Icebreakers
“Hi, I’m ______.”
“Oh fuck! Are you okay?”
“Crap! Sorry about that! Wasn’t looking where I was going. Here, I’ll get you a new jacket…”
“Need a ride?”
“How are you?”
“Seems like we’re gonna be stuck on this train for an extra three hours.”
“What’s your name?”
“Thank you.”
“You just saved my life!”
“Move the fuck out of my way.”
“Watch where you’re going!”
“Asshole.”
“Would you like anything?”
“You’re gorgeous.”
“Do I know you?”
“Uh, that’s my spot.”
“Oh, God, sorry! Let me buy you a new one.”
“Is that your dog? He is so CUTE!”
“Here, take my seat. You look tired.”
“Checking in?”
“Can I sit here?”
“May I buy you a drink?”
“I can spot you, if you want.”
“How’d you even get stuck in a locker, anyway?”
“Can you turn it down?! Some of us are trying to sleep!”
“Hi, I’m your new roommate.”
“I think I found your dog. Is he yours?”
“You look cold, take my jacket.”
“Hey, I think the mailman gave me your mail by mistake? [Name], right?”
“You’ve had a guy/girl over every night this week! And you’re really loud! You know how I know? I know because I live below you!”
“So, your kid apparently punched my kid in the face.”
“Bride or groom?”
“Can you switch seats with me? I can’t see!”
“Okay, look, if you’re gonna be airsick, aim the other way.”
“[Sir/Ma'am], if you don’t stop being rude to me, I’m going to give you decaf.”
“Don’t drink that! I saw some guy slip something in there.”
“Hey, is he bothering you?”
“Don’t give up your day job.”
“…Dude, your fly’s down.”
“I think you have the wrong number.”
“I’m [muse’s child]’s teacher.”
“[Muse’s child/younger sibling] was in my yard again!”
“Get out of here! This is my hiding spot!”
“YOUR STUPID MUTT RIPPED UP MY YARD AGAIN!”
“SHUT UP. And learn to stay on key.”
“Good Evening/Afternoon/Morning/Day/Night.”
“Watch where you’re going!”
“Is this seat taken?”
“Here you dropped this.”
“You remind me of someone.”
“Will you be taking this?”
“May I take your order?”
“How are you?”
“You look familiar, have we met before?”
“Be careful next time.”
“Hey, could you help me?”
“Help me!”
“I’m so sorry!”
“Are you alright?!”
“I know we’ve never met, but I think you’re beautiful.”
“I think I may have seen you before…”
“Hey! Watch it!”
“Oh my god are you okay?”
“Have we met…?”
“Were you at that one party?”
“Remember me?”
“I know you don’t know me but I love your shirt.”
“Quick, pretend to look like you’re talking to me.”
“Hey, is that your dog?”
“Service takes forever here.”
“Don’t mean to sound cliche, but do you come here often?”
“I wouldn’t sit there if I were you.”
“This is gonna be a long plane ride.”
“Can you turn that music down?”
“People are trying to sleep!”
“I’m your new neighbour.”
“Is that who I think it is?”
“Be quiet!”
“Is that your son/daughter?”
“I’ve read about you.“
“Self-inserting & OC inserting is cringy”
“—Sold.”
“Freeze!”
“You beast, you!”
“Your reputation SUCKS.”
“Is it worth a beer to you?”
“Excuse the hell out of me.”
“I can kill 20 men in 6 minutes.”
“Veggie burger! Veggie burger!”
“You pay, I may. That’s the rule!”
“Great, kids, Mr. Muscle Head.“
“Even paranoids have real enemies!”
“It’s like taking nose candy from a baby.”
“That’s a woman in a miniskirt, not a kid.”
“I don’t believe you for a New York-minute.”
“Listen, Mallet Head! I’m trying to help here!”
“What are they gonna do, cast a spell on me?”
“If Miami hasn’t got it, they haven’t invented it yet.”
“I get these occasional urges for stability in my life.”
“[name]. Living proof that man did evolve from slime.”
“Yeah, no professional pride. Just aim… and splatter.”
“Hell, we’re just women! We make bad choices, okay?”
“I couldn’t let you handle all that bad karma by yourself.”
“You wanna kill yourself, you go suck a tailpipe, [name].”
“Damn, [name], you always bring me to the nicest joints.”
“Listen, maybe it’s not your plant. Maybe it’s your hygiene.”
“My mind must have wandered… Down your eastern seaboard.”
“You know what they say about architecture – it’s like frozen music.”
“Eww! You’re all slimy, man. What, do you got a hormone problem?”
“What you’re doin’ in those photographs isn’t ordinary anywhere, pal.”
“You know the first thing I thought was, If he’s gone, who gets the car?”
“Cat-astrophe, Cat-atonic, Cat-scan. Any kind of cat you got, I’m up for it!”
“It’s where I learn to speak English so good, man – the golden age of TV.”
“I think you’re a bad dream, baby. I just wanna wake up and find you gone.”
“Hell, [name], a baby carriage alone will put you back a week’s take-home.”
“You can be a real pain in the butt sometimes. But I like you… I like you a lot.”
“I’m puttin’ together a whole new group of people. Men that take life seriously.”
“I love this place, man! Pretty people, first-class restrooms, selective door policy!”
“Before you go out there and do your John Wayne, just remember that you owe me.”
“Well, at least they caught my good side, my chivalrous side – if a bit Neanderthal.”
“I’ve always tried to do what’s right; that’s the code I live by. Do you understand that?”
“101 Dalmatians ain’t just a cartoon, any more than Blue Suede Shoes is just a song.”
“Did you ever think that, [name]? That there’s a bullet somewhere… with your name on it?”
“This speed metal crap is just warmed-over Hendrix riffs, played twice as fast and half as well!”
“I need a place to kick back, where the forces of evil can’t reach me, while I make my plans, so… ”
“The slightest barometric altercation in the atmospheric pressures tend to affect my paranasal digestive systems.”
PSA: DON’T STEAL PEOPLE’S HEADCANONS
They aren’t yours, you didn’t make them, someone worked hard on them, and you should be gosh dang ashamed of doing it! That is THEIR interpretation of the muse! Don’t go on to people’s blogs and start reading their headcanons for YOUR use! That’s just rude and completely out of line for you to do! Make your own interpretation of the muse and don’t try to copy other people’s work! If you want to use a similar headcanon because you genuinely LIKE it, you better bet your ass that you MESSAGE the mun about it!
DO!! NOT!! STEAL!! HEADCANONS!! FROM!! OTHER!! MUNS!! IF YOU DO THIS THEN SHAME ON YOU!
In Depth Headcanon Prompts;
☠ : Are there any recent/daily thoughts they have about death or dying? ☯ : Do they believe for every darkness there is a lightness? If not, why? ♥ : Name one thing about the way their emotions work that they despise. ☆ : Would they ever wish upon a falling star? If so, what would they wish? ☁ : Describe how they would spend a stormy, overcast/rainy day. ☂ : Storms or clear skies? εжз : What about nature do they find calming? What about nature do they find disagreeable? ☎ : List three or more people they would call out for during an emergency. ☛ : What is their typical response to being given orders? ☢ : Describe a thought or dream that would cause them to have a mental meltdown. ✄ : Are there any reasons why they would ever think of self-harm? If so, what are they? ❤ : Describe a physical action that shows complete trust. ❥ : Describe a verbal way they would express complete trust. ✗ : Explain how they portray feelings of hostility or dislike. ⊗ : What is something that causes them to question themself? ☾ : On a sleepless night, what would they be found doing? ☤ : Is there anything about their health they are continuously on edge about? Something they disregard? ✓ : Name at least two people who can trust them with their life. ❣: Describe a way that will earn affection (whether platonic or romantic) from them. ✖ : Describe a way to make them uneasy or apprehensive. ♆ : Are they prone to violent outbursts or thoughts? ✏ : What are their creative outlets? ✉ : Do they tend to rely on words or actions more? ♡ : Is there a certain scent that brings about nostalgia? If so, describe a memory this scent brings back. ۞: Are there any inner demons they can never seem to get rid of? What are they?
Maybe It’ll Be Fine - Submitted by SHIROASA #d3bdb0 #c1ae9f #89937c #715b64 #69385c
i haven’t watched any 2k12 since Slash and Destroy, but I’m really glad they at least tried to improve their human designs in season 5. also, uh, somehow the boys went to the past and there’s vampires and shit. ok. i’m not going for any context at this point.
well, other than “see, this is why i killed off donnie’s family at the end of season 3, ciro nieli is a fucking shitposter who apparently needs to jump the shark by using time travel and supernatural creatures instead of the sci-fi mutants and aliens that we’d literally been seeing for the first few seasons”.
In a b l i n kof an eye,
I never got to say GOODBYE.
WHAT THE HELL’S GOING ON?
can someone tell me, please why i’m switching faster than the channels on tv i’m black ( ʇɥǝu ᴉ’ɯ ʍɥᴉʇǝ ) no! something isn’t right!
my enemy’s invisible
I DON’T KNOW HOW TO FIGHT
( cred. )
Send “STOP PRETENDING TO BE OK!” for my muse’s reaction to yours yelling this at them
SHE IS SCRAPED KNEES AND CALLOUSES, A SCUFFED UP TEACUP WITH BLOODY KNUCKLES AND A TROUBLE FLAVORED GRIN. / written by ren. originally established on april 14th, 2014. / SHE IS FRECKLES AND SUNLIGHT. SHE IS APRICITY AND NEW LIFE.
★~ PSA.
At the end of the day —— REMEMBER why you’re here to roleplay. There may be people on the site you don’t get along with, or a duplicate that scares you, or you may feel like you’re not the ‘ go-to ‘ muse . . . but you need to remember WHY you’re here, & that NOTHING & NOBODY can tear the love, passion, & devotion you have for your muse // blog // hobby! Roleplaying is just a hobby after all, & people can love more than just one interpenetration of a muse, for everyone brings a certain uniqueness to their own. That includes you! At the end of the day, you’ll always have your love & devotion, & no one can ever take that from you.
Apparently “spite” is not an ‘appropriate answer’ to “What motivates you?”
Send me a “ 🔥 “ for an unpopular opinion.
ᴘʀᴏᴄᴇssɪɴɢ... ᴜsᴇʀ ᴜᴘʟᴏᴀᴅᴇᴅ... sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀ.ᴇxᴇ ɪɴɪᴛɪᴀᴛᴇᴅ...ᴄᴀʟʟɪɴɢ ᴜsᴇʀ @condomglitter
“okay, so, i was thinking about that time you turned my face pink, and----this is actually a good idea, listen, do you think...” one of don’s hands was gesturing as he spoke, words quick, his train of thought more like a monorail on the perfect day. “...do you think we can capture something like it, and, you know, put it in a container? just, you know, for marking purposes!”
ᴘʀᴏᴄᴇssɪɴɢ... ᴜsᴇʀ ᴜᴘʟᴏᴀᴅᴇᴅ... sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀ.ᴇxᴇ ɪɴɪᴛɪᴀᴛᴇᴅ...ᴄᴀʟʟɪɴɢ ᴜsᴇʀ @ironbloodcd ...ᴍᴜsᴇ: ᴡɪʟʟᴏᴡ...
“there’s no way i’d run into an unpickable door in THIS shack.” god, the place looked like it’d been abandoned for months, not even counting the smell of varying types of plants lingering around the place. a set of lockpick tools sat beside him, with his latest one ( a bobby pin, because desperate times call for desperate measures ) also being a bust.
finally, he moved to retrieve his first tool again, a huff escaping. “there’s no such thing as an unpickable lock, unless it’s electric...”
