"Damn, Don. You Always Bring Me To The /nicest/ Joints."

In Depth Headcanon Prompts;

☠ : Are there any recent/daily thoughts they have about death or dying? ☯ : Do they believe for every darkness there is a lightness? If not, why? ♥ : Name one thing about the way their emotions work that they despise. ☆ : Would they ever wish upon a falling star? If so, what would they wish? ☁ : Describe how they would spend a stormy, overcast/rainy day. ☂ : Storms or clear skies? εжз : What about nature do they find calming? What about nature do they find disagreeable? ☎ : List three or more people they would call out for during an emergency. ☛ : What is their typical response to being given orders? ☢ : Describe a thought or dream that would cause them to have a mental meltdown. ✄ : Are there any reasons why they would ever think of self-harm? If so, what are they? ❤ : Describe a physical action that shows complete trust. ❥ : Describe a verbal way they would express complete trust. ✗ : Explain how they portray feelings of hostility or dislike. ⊗ : What is something that causes them to question themself? ☾ : On a sleepless night, what would they be found doing? ☤ : Is there anything about their health they are continuously on edge about? Something they disregard? ✓ : Name at least two people who can trust them with their life. ❣: Describe a way that will earn affection (whether platonic or romantic) from them. ✖ : Describe a way to make them uneasy or apprehensive. ♆ : Are they prone to violent outbursts or thoughts? ✏ : What are their creative outlets? ✉ : Do they tend to rely on words or actions more? ♡ : Is there a certain scent that brings about nostalgia? If so, describe a memory this scent brings back. ۞: Are there any inner demons they can never seem to get rid of? What are they?

I’m not him. I am not him. I am not.

I’ve got 99 icons and the particular expression I need ain’t one.

ancient roleplaying proverb (via withabox)

&. SOFT ANGST STARTERS.

“please look at me.”

“is s/he really just a friend?”

“i’m just disappointed.”

“you know i’m not like that.”

“don’t give me space. that’s the last thing i want with you.”

“i know you still love me.”

“i can’t think straight with you.”

“why are you so stubborn?”

“don’t do this here.”

“trust me on this.”

“please don’t misunderstand me.”

“you… you never had a problem with it before.”

“i know i shouldn’t be here.”

“what do you mean by that?”

“you deserve more.”

“can you just kiss me? one last time? that’s all i ask.”

“i’m scared.”

“i swear i’ll do things different this time.”

“s/he’s beautiful. i hope s/he makes you happy.”

“i want to believe you, i do.”

“not everyone is going to hurt you.”

“i’m… i’m trying. i really am.”

“i can’t sleep.”

“how long will this go on for?”

“can i hug you?”

“do you ever mean the things you say?”

“you won’t understand.”

“you’re making me think that what they told me about you was right.”

“am i too late?”

"What do you seek, wanderer?"

“at this point? i wish i knew.” his pen tapped ( once, twice, thrice ) against the notepad, before he sighed. well, it was caught within a groan, too, but there was still an obvious sigh about it. couldn’t have one without the other, so it seemed.

when he finally glanced over at natalie, he set both the pen and the notepad on the table. “i’m going in circles at this point. there’s something missing, some function that i can’t crack, and it’s driving me up a wall.” another groan. “god, i want to go to whoever brought that soulmate gene and punch them.”

PSA -

VILLAINS ARE VILLAINS.

Villains are not a precious little punching bag that’s going to stand there and take your shit and be sassy with their hand on their hip. If you mess with the bull you get the horns – if you push a villain, you will get the wrath of a villain. If your character is rude/disrespectful to a villain, especially one in a high place of power, and the villain lashes out (whether it be verbally or physically) – 

THEN YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE UPSET ABOUT IT. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT TO HAPPEN?

Don’t write with villain/cruel/evil characters if you can’t deal with a villain/cruel/evil character being less than nice to your precious cinnamon roll of a character. Surprise! That’s not how this works! If the villain suddenly kills your character without having spoken to you first, then you have absolutely every right to be mad. But if your character receives a verbal lashing or non-lethal physical response that is in character for the villain to give, then you need to deal with it. 

I’m also sick of this sense of prerogative way of thinking certain characters hold when it comes to villains. This mindset of, ‘oh this person is evil, bUT OBVIOUSLY THEY’LL LOVE ME AND I’LL BE THEIR SPECIAL SOMEONE THEY WON’T HATE ME OR TRY AND KILL ME.“ NO. STOP THAT. You cannot go into interactions with villains expecting them to absolutely fall in love with your character/be best friends with them. This is why it’s most times excruciatingly difficult to ship/bro-ship with villains. And even if this does happen, you should expect a villain to still be aggressive and/or rude from time to time. 

A VILLAIN DOES NOT STOP BEING A VILLAIN JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP.

I’ve written villains for a long time now, and one thing has been made perfectly clear – you will get shit for writing your character too IC and you will get shit for writing your character too OOC. You will be fucking cursed out for your character being aggressive to those who are rude to them, and you will be blasted for writing them being nice even just from time to time. So fellow villain writers – just let your villain flag fly. Don’t fucking listen to people who try and give you shit either way for your portrayal. To those who do not write villains – respect them. Just because your character is sassy and spunky, doesn’t automatically give them the right to try and be disrespectful to someone who is most likely superior to them.

TL;DR IF YOU CAN’T STAND THE HEAT, GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN. IF YOU CAN’T DEAL WITH SOMEONE BEING CRUEL TO YOUR MUSE, DON’T WRITE WITH VILLAINS.

Send ✤ plus fandom name and I'll describe an AU version of my muse from that fandom.

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Horoscope: Sagittarius, Pt. 1 - day

Disney Lyric Starters!

“It’s a small world after all.”

“Now I really wish that I knew how to swim!”

“It means no worries for the rest of your days.”

“I’m in the mood to help you, dude!”

“You’re a spineless, pale, pathetic lot!”

“A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down!”

“Wish I could be part of that world.”

“A dream is a wish your heart makes.”

“I wonder why I didn’t see it there before.”

“What’s around the river bend?”

“How does she know you love her?”

“There’s more to see than can ever be seen.”

“I will never pass for a perfect bride.”

“Let me share this whole new world with you!”

“Zero to hero, just like that!”

“Go on and kiss the girl.”

“If there’s a prize for rotten judgement,I guess, I’ve already won that.”

“I’ll make a man out of you!”

“When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are.”

"You ain’t never had friend like me!”

“In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun.”

“The cold never bothered me anyway.”

“Tell me, princess, now when did you last let your heart decide?”

“I thought my heart had learned its lesson!”

“It’s she who holds her tongue who gets her man!”

“You’ve got to show her you need her.”

“I’ll be there someday, if I can be strong.”

“For one so small, you seem so strong.”

“Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?”

“Be mine or you will burn!”

“Barely even friends, then somebody bends unexpectedly.”

“They weren’t kidding when they called me, well, a witch.”

“Look at this stuff, isn’t it neat?”

“Let’s get down to business!”

“They say ‘have courage’, and I’m trying to!”

“I won’t say I’m in love!”

“Now I’m in a whole new world with you.”

“Come, stop your crying. It’ll be alright.”

“When will my reflection show who I am inside?”

“I have often dreamed, of a far off place.”

“Do you wanna build a snowman?”

“He’s the earth and heaven to you.”

“Everybody wants to know their true love is true.”