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The Emperor’s New Groove starters pt. 1

“Will you take a look at that? Pretty pathetic, huh?”

“Well, you’ll never believe this, but that llama you’re looking at was once a human being!”

“I was the world’s nicest guy and they ruined my life for no reason.”

“Ok, this is the real me.”

“This perfect world begins and ends with me.”

“It is time for you to choose your bride.”

“Let me guess, you have a great personality.”

“The emperor had me thrown out a window.”

“You really should have thought of that before you became a peasant!”

“The nerve of some of those peasants, huh?”

“Whoa! No touchy! No touch!”

“I have been nothing if not loyal to the empire.”

“I’m here because I received a summons.”

“Word on the street is you can fix my problem.”

“When the sun hits that ridge just right, these hills sing.”

“Isn’t it great? It’s my birthday gift to me!”

“I give the word, and your town will be destroyed.”

“Pull the lever, ___.”

“WRONG LEVER!”

“Why do we even have that lever?”

“___, put your hands in the air!”

“I’ll smash it with a hammer.”

“Oh, right. The poison–The poison for ___. The poison chosen specifically to kill ___. ___’s poison.”

“I am one hungry king of the world.”

“Hey, did you see that sky today? Talk about blue.”

“This isn’t poison. This is extract of llama!”

“All your poisons look alike. You might want to think about re-labeling some of them.”

“Well I suppose there’s time for dessert.”

“Still think I’m not the victim here?”

“I am so glad I was unconscious for all of this.”

“Don’t listen to that guy, he’s trying to lead you down the path of righteousness.”

“You’re sort of confusing me, so begone.”

“Um, what’s with the chimp and the bug?”

“Can we get back to me?”

“What am I gonna tell the village?”

“Hope that doesn’t come back to haunt me.”

“I ate a bug today!”

“Um, I’m the one in the cart, remember?”

“AAH! DEMON LLAMA!”

“You’re that whiny peasant.”

“What do you mean I don’t look like the emperor?”

“My face! My beautiful, beautiful face!”

“You’re the criminal mastermind, not me.”

“That’s giving you way too much credit.”

“Build your summer home somewhere else.”

“I don’t make deals with peasants!”

“Ooh, it’s a scary tree.”

“I’m born with an innate sense of direction.”

“Ok, that was the freakiest thing I’ve ever seen.”

“Don’t worry your highness, I’ve got you! You’re safe now.”

“Maybe I’m just new to this whole rescuing thing, but this, to me, might be considered kind of a step backwards, wouldn’t you say?”

“Don’t tell me, we’re about to go over a huge waterfall.”

“For the last time, it was not a kiss.”

“Some day you’re going to end up all alone, and you’ll have no one to blame but yourself.”

“Are you going to build a fire or what?”

“Well, he ain’t getting any deader!”

“You know that means you’re doing something nice for someone else.”

“Don’t shake unless you mean it.”

“Believe it or not, I think I need a bath.”

“I was going to have you imprisoned for life, but I kind of like this better.”

jealousy starters.

❛i don’t get what you even see in ____.❜

❛they’re not right for you, you know.❜

❛why do you keep staring at them?❜

❛you’re late. why are you coming home at 3 am? it’s someone else, isn’t it?❜

❛why do you always win?❜

❛hey – can you get off their dick for five seconds?❜

❛it’s almost like you’re dating them.❜

❛it’s almost like you married them.❜

❛you like them a lot, don’t you?❜

❛after all these years, i never thought i’d lose to someone like them.❜

❛chose between them or me.❜

❛me? JEALOUS?!….. HAHAHAHAHahaHAHAhAhahHA… yes.❜

❛me? JEALOUS? you’re out of your mind.❜

❛are you dating them or something?❜

Even now, I vividly remember the color of the rising sun I saw then. All to easily, memories of the beggining summon memories from the end. The things that slipped through my fingers, the people I couldn’t protect…

Requested by Anon

starters based on things my group chat has said.

❛Shit, I’m being attacked by porcelain clowns.❜

❛I think ___ and I just cringed from how white that was.❜

❛I’m fine with you punching me in the nads, but don’t you mess with my Pepsi.❜

❛I need to like, cry.❜

❛My beautiful voice mimics the words everyone is thinking, but is too shy to say. ‘Fuck you, ____’, I whisper into the air. A sigh of relief fills the audience. They all nod their heads in agreement. Hushed voices all around the auditorium, all carrying the same message. ‘Fuck you, _____’.❜

[TEXT] Stop with the :3c face. Nothing good ever happens when you do the :3c face.

[TEXT] andnlifhtbg3ts mad [TEXT] grts mad [TEXT] gets mad [TEXT] that one

❛We have to put a warning label on _____.❜

❛What? Is my three-inch thruster too much to handle?❜

❛Yeah, but isn’t your ego as big as your dick? WAIT, FUCK.❜

❛If only you knew I made 32k since June. Then you would treat me differently.❜

[TEXT] _____, will you space succ me?

❛I can’t believe that ______ is going to space suck ______.❜

❛______ is a tranquiliquest.❜

❛______ doesn’t feel pain. You know, because he blocks the pain out with testosterone.❜

❛Once I got punched in the dick and I didn’t even give a fuck. I have really high pain tolerance.❜

❛Nootnoot. The musical.❜

❛I want ______ to go to Cowboy Camp.❜

❛Eternal suffering isn’t as bad as they all say!❜

❛I can’t believe ______ is fergalicious.❜

I feel like a lot of people don’t want to ask questions they have about gender/sexuality to LGBT people because they don’t want to offend them because we talk about cishet people asking stupid or intrusive questions a lot

But actually when you’re questioning it’s really helpful to be able to ask some ‘stupid’ questions although you’re too afraid to

So can y'all LGBTQIA+ people reblog this if you’re totally fine with people asking questions about your gender/sexuality, as long as they do so respectfully

🖤🖤🖤

                                    you don’t know what it’s like,

                                                    having everything ʀɪᴘᴘᴇᴅ ᴀᴡᴀʏ like that.

“I have just one other question. In the end, what should I be?”

two word starters

“ don’t stop ”

“ please don’t ”

“ don’t shoot ”

“ give it ”

“ shut up ”

“ damn it! ”

“ stop it! ”

“ you’re crazy ”

“ that’s insane ”

“ get out! ”

“ don’t leave ”

“ i’m tired ”

“ that’s bad ”

“ be honest ”

“ be careful ”

“ be nice ”

“ you’re wrong ”

“ go home ”

“ watch it ”

“ fuck me ”

“ kiss me ”

“ we can’t… ”

“ we shouldn’t… ”

“ you’re perfect ”

“ that’s awful ”

                                                        Shamed and defaced!                                                       Scathed and disgraced!                                             Tainted by hatred and can’t be erased!

i want to write relationships that are complicated.

i want to write the on-again-off-again relationships. i want the screaming matches and the cancelled dates and the hurt feelings and the second guesses and second chances. 

i want to write people who completely shake up each other’s daily routine and flip their entire world on its axis. i want them to drive each other crazy and question why they bother sticking around and then remember the way their partner laughs or see them in a moment of vulnerability that tells them ‘this is is why i stay. this is why i love you.' 

i want to write relationships with struggles. with class differences and financial divide. two people who are so completely different they somehow complete each other. i want the jealousy and the feelings of inadequacy that goes with it. 

i want to write people who aren’t afraid to be honest with their partner. who aren’t afraid to say 'yeah you’re being an asshole’ followed by 'but i still love you, you idiot.’

i want the first time they see their partner cry and the morning after their first intimate night when everything feels so right.

i want people who get so used to one another that they stop going the extra mile. i want the ‘you don’t make the effort because you already have me’ argument.

i want relationships that challenge each other to be better people and make each other question their beliefs and moral compass. 

but most of all, i want to write relationships that are real. that make you feel something. i want to go on the emotional rollercoaster right along with them.

that’s what i want.

Raphael warmup

I’m not him. I am not him. I am not.

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different ways to say ‘i love you’. 

‘i’ll make you something, yeah? your favorite dish, just for you.’

‘let’s get you back to bed.’

‘shh, it was just a nightmare.’

‘you like this, don’t you? i remember you saying that.’

‘i drew up a bath for you.’

‘you need rest.’

‘you ought to be asleep.’

‘i bought two.’

‘here. you can have the rest.’

‘i thought of you when i saw this.’

‘i like your smile.’

‘you have a cute laugh.’

‘stay there. i’m coming there to get you.’

‘it’s okay, i’m here, we’re okay.’

‘be careful.’

‘look both ways.’

‘you mean so much to me.’

‘i can’t lose you.’

‘i thought i might have lost you.’

‘how to you feel about the nickname, (insert nickname)?’

‘it looks good on you.’

‘i’ll make you soup.’

‘ah-ah-ah. you’re sick. you need to stay in bed.’

‘are you okay in there?’

‘that’s it, that’s it. get it all out. shh.’

‘it’s a remedy i knew. helps with your throat.’

‘it’s a lullaby. would you like me to sing it to you? would that help you fall asleep?’

‘i’m worried about you.’

‘what do you want to watch?’

‘where would you like to go for dinner?’

‘close your eyes and hold out your hands.’

‘we’ll figure it out.’

‘oh, it’s not big deal. you’re fine.’

‘i brought you some medicine for your cold.’

‘you’re important to me.’

‘this is your favorite song, right?’

‘you’re like a son/daughter to me.’

‘good luck!’

‘you’re like a mom/dad to me.’

‘don’t say that about yourself.’

‘want to come with?’

“wow! you look really nice.’

‘goodnight, (insert term of affection).’

‘it’s okay. i couldn’t sleep anyway.’

‘you can have half.’

‘come here. let me fix it.’

‘your tie is crooked.’

‘c’mere. shh, it’s okay.’

‘i’m not going to hurt you.’

‘can i touch you?’

‘can i kiss you?’

‘can i hug you?’

‘promise.’

‘would i ever lie to you?’

‘i think you’re very beautiful/handsome.’

‘hey, good-looking.’

‘of course i care. you’re my family.’

‘one more chapter.’

‘i love you.’

Send “How did you get this?” for my muse’s reaction to your muse observing one of their scars.

⨳ — FINAL FANTASY X;

send one for my muse's reaction!

“Listen to my story. This…may be our last chance. “ “Err, ‘helly doo sad wee’ to you, too.” “People die, [name] dances.” “This is my story. It’ll go the way I want it…or I’ll end it here!” “You know…for the first time, I’m glad…to have you as my father."  "I know it sounds selfish, but this is my story!"  "I hate your plan. It sucks."  "You’ll cry. You’re gonna cry. You always cry. See? You’re cryin’."  "Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow! Now is the time to shape your stories! Your fate is in your hands!"  "Life is but a passing dream, but the death that follows is eternal."  "Even for a little while, people can sleep in their beds without being afraid. That kind of time is worth anything. Don’t say it isn’t worth it.” "Memories are nice, but that’s all they are."  "I shouldn’t have to say this, but don’t fall in love with her."  "No matter how dark the night, morning always comes and our journey begins anew."  "The people and the friends that we have lost…or the dreams that have faded…never forget them.” “Your hope ends here… and your meaningless existance with it!” "They were truly an elegant rage. They threw themselves at me to bar my path. One by one."  "Well, if you’re offering your lives, I will have to take them."  "Hope is…comforting. It allows us to accept fate, however tragic it might be."  "Thinking isn’t solving anything!"  "Every story must have an ending."  "Outside the dream world, life can be harsh–even cruel, but it is life."  "No no no, when I say 'Whats our Goal??’, you say, 'Victory!!!’"  "Touch me with that hand and I’ll remove it.” “If he dies, you’ll never be able to tell him how much you hate him."  "Oh, what’s the matter? Gonna cry again? Cry, cry. That’s the only thing you’re good for!"  "So what’s your goal this time? You gonna 'do your best’ again? Ha! It’s too bad your best isn’t good enough! Why even bother showing up?"  "This plan won’t work, you know that. We’ll just let them dream a little longer."  "Boy, don’t forget those words, 'cause if you do…I’m gonna make you regret it."  "Well, that’s a lame way to kill someone."  "Stay with me till the end. Please."  "I’m scared of lightning! Let’s rest, please? Pretty please?"  "I hadn’t really laughed like that in a long time."  "I want my journey…to be full of laughter."  "You have to choose: die and be free from pain, or live and fight the sorrow!"  "I want to ask you..to be my guardian."  "You’re hiding something from me…"  "I’d tell you if something was wrong."  “I’ve… learned how to smile… Even when I’m feeling sad.” “If we should get separated, just whistle. I’ll come running. I promise.“ “Isn’t it wonderful, to walk together holding hands? I do so want to go, to your city, your house, into your arms.” "It would be so easy to let my fate just carry me away… following this same path my whole life through. But I know I can’t. What I do, I do…with no regrets."  "You are a fading dream, but one that has been touched by reality. Run, dream. Run on into the daylight. And walk into reality."  "It is better to die in hope than live in despair." 

Karai sketch!

At first I was trying to figure out how to draw her hair, but then I got a little bit carried away with the shininess.8D Now it looks like she’s judging me!

The Empress of China starters

“Aren’t you worried I’ll tell her everything?”

“Aren’t you worried we’ll kill her?”

“I think it’s a blessing in disguise”

“I should have killed you to be safe.”

“Except for taking a peek in distance, what have you done for her?”

“For me, to love someone means giving them the right to choose.”

“Don’t sell yourself short and miss a perfectly good chance.”

“When the flowers were blooming, we were passionately in love. When flowers were dying, why did you disappear like the tide?”

“For survival, I buried my dreams.”

“For a good night’s sleep, I never stopped sharpening my sword.”

“Never leave today’s work for tomorrow.”

“You lucky devil! You have no idea how lucky you are.”

“Why do you want to stay?”

“In front of that man, you’re not happy. You have no dignity.”

“Why do you ask me to see who you have become? Why can’t you see for yourself what has become of you?!”

“Perhaps you’re right. Neither of us is who we used to be.”

“This is what ruined me. I forgot love is a gamble.”

“[Name], take me away, as far away as possible.”

“I’ll be leaving soon. I hope you can go on living and be happy like today.”

“Believe it or not, I wanted to help you.”

“No doubt you have paid the price, but at least you’re alive today.”

“If I were you, I’d make myself useful again.“

“Listen to me, the day is long, don’t be disheartened by a temporary setback or admit defeat.”

“I don’t get to choose my own destiny.”

“[Name], promise me, no matter what happens in the future, I hope our friendship will never change.”

“Don’t ask what the future lies for you, as long as you have no regrets when the curtain comes down.”

“How dare you stand in my way!”

“I’m trying to help you.”

“If you harbored ill intentions, why did you save me?”

“I envy him. He’s free to love and hate, and leads a carefree life. To be in such a place is like a dream.”

“I still can’t see what’s going through your head.”

“From now on we should avoid seeing each other.”

“To you, I carry no weight at all. Not even that of a weather. No wonder you’re tired of me.”

“How you wish to live your life, it’s your decision to make.”

“I’m sorry I let you down.”

“I can only hope to repay your love in another life.”

“Let me go with you.”

“Nothing is going to stop me! For love I’ll burn ‘till my last breath.”

⨳ — TYPES OF HUGS;

send one for my muse's reaction!

♥ – A romantic hug ☺ – A friendly hug ♫ – A hug while dancing ✉ – A hug goodbye ღ – A hug in greeting ❣ –A hug after being separated ✪ –A sleepy hug ✢ – An awkward hug ♢ – A familial hug ⊗ – A quick hug ☄ – A long hug ✾ – A passionate hug ☀ – A hug from behind ▲ – A surprise hug ☑ – A polite hug ✸ – A bear hug ✚ – A hug while cuddling ‽ – A hug around the waist ♠ – A squeezing hug ❋ – A silent hug ♣ – A spinning hug

hurt meme.

“ i got you. it’s gonna be okay, you’re going to be okay.”

“i feel like everyone’s miles away from me.”

“my mind is a dark place. you don’t want to be there.”

“i know this hurts, but you have to stay awake.”

“don’t close your eyes, please don’t close your eyes!”

“i just want to be numb, i don’t want to feel anything.”

“please don’t do this, don’t act like you care.”

“you don’t care, nobody cares, just leave.”

“you’re my friend, of course i fucking care.”

“i can’t give up on you, so please don’t give up on yourself.”

“i love you so much, i forgot what hating myself felt like.”

“i fucked up, why do you not care?”

“i can’t walk, just go on without me.”

“you have broken ribs, take it easy.”

“i have no idea how to do cpr.”

“whose blood is that?”

“apply pressure to the wound, don’t let go.”

“don’t you dare fucking let go!” 

“what the hell happened to you?” 

“are they dead? did you kill them?” 

“do you know what you’ve done?” 

“you’re either with me or against me.” 

“who the hell did this to you?” 

“are you alright? you hit your head pretty hard…” 

“i can’t see!! what’s happening to me?” 

“when was the last time you ate?” 

“what do you mean you’re fine? you are not fine!” 

 “i’m fine, it’s just a flesh wound, i’ll be okay.” 

“for how long? how long were you bottling this up?“ 

“there’s so much blood, you won’t last.” 

“are you… throwing up in there?” 

“why aren’t you eating?” 

“just breathe… you’re okay, i promise, just breathe.” 

“i can’t breathe, i can’t –” 

“i woke up, & you were gone.” 

“just tell me something, was it really worth it?” 

“it’s okay to hurt & breakdown. you don’t have to be strong all the time.”

bad idea starters.

❛on a scale of one to ten… how illegal do you think doing this is?❜

❛okay, but, consider this: i don’t care. i’m gonna do it.❜

❛there are certain moments where i consider you someone with brilliant ideas and a good future. this is not one of those moments.❜

❛how hard is it to do a wheelie on a motorcycle? how many feet can you go, doing a wheelie, without crashing?❜

❛it’s three in the morning and i’m bored and you’re the only one awake. let’s break into a gas station store.❜

❛WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A “SUPER BIG GULP” CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CAN’T FEEL MY OWN PULSE.❜

❛is it a bad idea to use mountain dew instead of milk in your cereal?❜

❛i heard if you suck up enough helium, your voice starts to sound really squeaky… wanna go buy some balloons?❜

❛can you cook bacon with a hair straightener? asking for a friend.❜

❛yes, i did beat him up and i will not apologize.❜

❛complaining helps the situation, like, not at all.❜

❛sooooo, i kind of adopted a puppy.❜

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