Starters Based On Things My Group Chat Has Said.

starters based on things my group chat has said.

❛Shit, I’m being attacked by porcelain clowns.❜

❛I think ___ and I just cringed from how white that was.❜

❛I’m fine with you punching me in the nads, but don’t you mess with my Pepsi.❜

❛I need to like, cry.❜

❛My beautiful voice mimics the words everyone is thinking, but is too shy to say. ‘Fuck you, ____’, I whisper into the air. A sigh of relief fills the audience. They all nod their heads in agreement. Hushed voices all around the auditorium, all carrying the same message. ‘Fuck you, _____’.❜

[TEXT] Stop with the :3c face. Nothing good ever happens when you do the :3c face.

[TEXT] andnlifhtbg3ts mad [TEXT] grts mad [TEXT] gets mad [TEXT] that one

❛We have to put a warning label on _____.❜

❛What? Is my three-inch thruster too much to handle?❜

❛Yeah, but isn’t your ego as big as your dick? WAIT, FUCK.❜

❛If only you knew I made 32k since June. Then you would treat me differently.❜

[TEXT] _____, will you space succ me?

❛I can’t believe that ______ is going to space suck ______.❜

❛______ is a tranquiliquest.❜

❛______ doesn’t feel pain. You know, because he blocks the pain out with testosterone.❜

❛Once I got punched in the dick and I didn’t even give a fuck. I have really high pain tolerance.❜

❛Nootnoot. The musical.❜

❛I want ______ to go to Cowboy Camp.❜

❛Eternal suffering isn’t as bad as they all say!❜

❛I can’t believe ______ is fergalicious.❜

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6 years ago

          you cried for help…                    …but no one came.


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6 years ago

The Empress of China starters

“Aren’t you worried I’ll tell her everything?”

“Aren’t you worried we’ll kill her?”

“I think it’s a blessing in disguise”

“I should have killed you to be safe.”

“Except for taking a peek in distance, what have you done for her?”

“For me, to love someone means giving them the right to choose.”

“Don’t sell yourself short and miss a perfectly good chance.”

“When the flowers were blooming, we were passionately in love. When flowers were dying, why did you disappear like the tide?”

“For survival, I buried my dreams.”

“For a good night’s sleep, I never stopped sharpening my sword.”

“Never leave today’s work for tomorrow.”

“You lucky devil! You have no idea how lucky you are.”

“Why do you want to stay?”

“In front of that man, you’re not happy. You have no dignity.”

“Why do you ask me to see who you have become? Why can’t you see for yourself what has become of you?!”

“Perhaps you’re right. Neither of us is who we used to be.”

“This is what ruined me. I forgot love is a gamble.”

“[Name], take me away, as far away as possible.”

“I’ll be leaving soon. I hope you can go on living and be happy like today.”

“Believe it or not, I wanted to help you.”

“No doubt you have paid the price, but at least you’re alive today.”

“If I were you, I’d make myself useful again.“

“Listen to me, the day is long, don’t be disheartened by a temporary setback or admit defeat.”

“I don’t get to choose my own destiny.”

“[Name], promise me, no matter what happens in the future, I hope our friendship will never change.”

“Don’t ask what the future lies for you, as long as you have no regrets when the curtain comes down.”

“How dare you stand in my way!”

“I’m trying to help you.”

“If you harbored ill intentions, why did you save me?”

“I envy him. He’s free to love and hate, and leads a carefree life. To be in such a place is like a dream.”

“I still can’t see what’s going through your head.”

“From now on we should avoid seeing each other.”

“To you, I carry no weight at all. Not even that of a weather. No wonder you’re tired of me.”

“How you wish to live your life, it’s your decision to make.”

“I’m sorry I let you down.”

“I can only hope to repay your love in another life.”

“Let me go with you.”

“Nothing is going to stop me! For love I’ll burn ‘till my last breath.”


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6 years ago

different ways to say ‘i love you’. 

‘i’ll make you something, yeah? your favorite dish, just for you.’

‘let’s get you back to bed.’

‘shh, it was just a nightmare.’

‘you like this, don’t you? i remember you saying that.’

‘i drew up a bath for you.’

‘you need rest.’

‘you ought to be asleep.’

‘i bought two.’

‘here. you can have the rest.’

‘i thought of you when i saw this.’

‘i like your smile.’

‘you have a cute laugh.’

‘stay there. i’m coming there to get you.’

‘it’s okay, i’m here, we’re okay.’

‘be careful.’

‘look both ways.’

‘you mean so much to me.’

‘i can’t lose you.’

‘i thought i might have lost you.’

‘how to you feel about the nickname, (insert nickname)?’

‘it looks good on you.’

‘i’ll make you soup.’

‘ah-ah-ah. you’re sick. you need to stay in bed.’

‘are you okay in there?’

‘that’s it, that’s it. get it all out. shh.’

‘it’s a remedy i knew. helps with your throat.’

‘it’s a lullaby. would you like me to sing it to you? would that help you fall asleep?’

‘i’m worried about you.’

‘what do you want to watch?’

‘where would you like to go for dinner?’

‘close your eyes and hold out your hands.’

‘we’ll figure it out.’

‘oh, it’s not big deal. you’re fine.’

‘i brought you some medicine for your cold.’

‘you’re important to me.’

‘this is your favorite song, right?’

‘you’re like a son/daughter to me.’

‘good luck!’

‘you’re like a mom/dad to me.’

‘don’t say that about yourself.’

‘want to come with?’

“wow! you look really nice.’

‘goodnight, (insert term of affection).’

‘it’s okay. i couldn’t sleep anyway.’

‘you can have half.’

‘come here. let me fix it.’

‘your tie is crooked.’

‘c’mere. shh, it’s okay.’

‘i’m not going to hurt you.’

‘can i touch you?’

‘can i kiss you?’

‘can i hug you?’

‘promise.’

‘would i ever lie to you?’

‘i think you’re very beautiful/handsome.’

‘hey, good-looking.’

‘of course i care. you’re my family.’

‘one more chapter.’

‘i love you.’


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6 years ago

bad idea starters.

❛on a scale of one to ten… how illegal do you think doing this is?❜

❛okay, but, consider this: i don’t care. i’m gonna do it.❜

❛there are certain moments where i consider you someone with brilliant ideas and a good future. this is not one of those moments.❜

❛how hard is it to do a wheelie on a motorcycle? how many feet can you go, doing a wheelie, without crashing?❜

❛it’s three in the morning and i’m bored and you’re the only one awake. let’s break into a gas station store.❜

❛WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A “SUPER BIG GULP” CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CAN’T FEEL MY OWN PULSE.❜

❛is it a bad idea to use mountain dew instead of milk in your cereal?❜

❛i heard if you suck up enough helium, your voice starts to sound really squeaky… wanna go buy some balloons?❜

❛can you cook bacon with a hair straightener? asking for a friend.❜

❛yes, i did beat him up and i will not apologize.❜

❛complaining helps the situation, like, not at all.❜

❛sooooo, i kind of adopted a puppy.❜


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6 years ago

Send ‘Look into my eyes’ and my muse will bold what they see

| Hope | Love | Passion | Hate | Resentment | Envy | Indifference | Confidence | Insecurity | Greed | Desire | Optimism | Spite | Hostility | Kindness | Warmth | Intelligence | Experience | Trauma | Aggression | Gentleness |  Arrogance | Pride | Lust | Cruelty | You’re soft | You’re trusting | You seem honest | You’re humble | You’re cold | You’re closed off | You’re reserved and guarded | You’re unfeeling | You’re remorseless | You’re heartless | You’re inhuman | You’re frightening | You’re frightened | You’re devious | You’re unpredictable | You’re struggling | You’re lost | You’re broken | You’re disheartened | You seem headstrong | You seem difficult | You’re stubborn | I see hope | I see purpose | I see absolute conviction | I see compassion | I see a shining light | I see shattered remains | I see something familiar | I see a friend | I see an enemy | I see a lover | I see thirst for blood | I see malicious intent | I see pity | You’re pitiful | I see darkness | You’re unwavering | You’re pure | You’re noble |


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6 years ago

jesslynshepard:

friend: can i send you this meme / turn this into a thread? me:

Jesslynshepard:

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6 years ago

If we ship something (or our characters otherwise have a very developed relationship romantic or not) know that I definitely want to talk about it. All the time. I am totally willing to talk headcanons, scenarios, do plotting, all of that– but I don’t want to seem like I’m being pushy by bringing our muses’s relationship up. I just want to know that if I do talk about that sort of stuff with our characters that I don’t come off as annoying… Or seem like all that I’m thinking about is our ship. If you do let me know it’s okay to talk about it whenever, though, totally expect me to send you anything I think of when it comes to our muses relationship! There’d certainly be no shortage of things to talk about. I just want to make sure that you’re just as engaged in it as I am.


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