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I have been very absent, why you may ask? Well the truth is that I forgot Tumblr existed.
Anyway, I deleted all my old posts so here ya go, starting fresh with this little thing I made a bit ago, I want to focus more on my art.
Stay tuned I’ll be posting a bit more now
A Day at The River
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A Day at The River
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Water spirits of the drowned living in a haunted lake. Trapped underwater forever.
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More things!!!
-“My anti-depressants aren’t anti-depressing guys.”
-Game of Uno on the bus “If you put down that plus 4 I will hunt you down! I know where you live!!
- same game of uno “(Name) I MIGHT NOT KNOW WERE YOU LIVE BUT SKIP ME AND I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL FIND OUT!”
- Person played a +2 and we +2ed all the way around the circle so they had a plus 10 “THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR SKIPPING ME AND WINNING LAST TIME BITCH”
-heated debates on whether our coach looked like Cindy loo hoo’s dad from the live action grinch.
- we had to break open a door to het equipment out for a meet. Shenanigans ensued when the janitor came by.
-caring the water cooler “get out of the way! H2O coming through! We bring the water to you!”
- caring benches “ow my back” “your back is old because of your old man taste in music” “ I know, next my eyes will go” “then your hearing too, tough life man.”
-“what do you mean skittles wont get me anywhere in the real world?? I can bribe people with them! Just like I bribed (name) here to let me win uno! And everyone knows uno is life”
- “look, between bagels and life I’d pick bagels.”
- *sits in corner with hood up tapping fingers evilly for 15 minutes*
Here are some things that I witnessed kids from my swim team say and do
*Someone is talking about how they’re trying to be more healthy and happy* another kid- “man, that shit dont work, settle for cocaine like the rest of us
"I’m pretty sure everyone cheated on the test last week” “I didnt” “Okay, fucking nerd”
*dude walks by in a Speedo* “damn, look at his weiner” *dude turns around to look at them* *person next to her takes a bite of their sausage on a fork*
*Drake dramatically opens the door to the pool room* IM HERE, IM QUEER, AND I DONT HAVE ANY FEARS" “OKAY DRAKE, THEN KILL THIS FUCKING SPIDER” a person hiding in a corner yells “IM HERE IM QUEER AND I HAVE ONE FEAR” *Drake runs away screaming*
“Daaaaamn, i dropped less time than emily, and shes fucking slow”
“Do you think I coukd swim fully clothed without getting in trouble?” “Abby I swear to god if you do that-” *abby proceeds to jump into the pool fully clothed* *her boyfriend screams and jumps in after her trying to save his phone that was in her pocket*
“i LiKe CrAcK” *takes bite of raw onion*
*this one person whispering* “the snack that smiles back” *whole team yelling* “GOLDFISH”
“What kind of water are hamsters supposed to swim in?” “Um, no water? They aren’t supposed to be in water” “shit…” “ROW WHAT DID YOU DO?!”
“They guys locker room is so much nicer than the girl’s” “why the fuck were you in the boys locker room Abby?” “WHY THE FUCK WAS NELSON GIVING US A TOUR OF IT, NOAH? I DONT KNOW MAYBE BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE WAS HERE AND WE WANTED TO PLAY HIDE AND SEEK!”
“Is that a potato chip?!” *dives into the water to get a potato chip from the bottom of the pool* *eats the really soggy potato chip* “well this dont taste good…”
*person who was sick walking past the lockers into the main part of the locker room* “WAZZUP MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! DID YA MISS ME?!” “WHY DIDNT YOU DIE WHILE YOU WE’RE SICK ABBY?!” “FUCK YOU ASHLYN
Aaaand that’s all I can think of, tell me if you want a part two
I am also on a swim team, so I’m adding.
- we were told to do one 500. We had to do 3 cuz someone was breathing to much. Then we all breathed in protest.
- A senior walked up to a freshman and picked him up and spun him around.
- “just keep your laps straight.” “I COULDN’T EVEN KEEP MYSELF STRAIGHT!”
- One of the people on my swim team fucking prayed while they were on the block, like the dude fucking crossed his chest and then kissed his hand. My friend saw a different guy do this, he wasn’t even religious!
- One of the guys wolf-whistled at another guy. I am now writing gay fanfic of them.
- we found a knife on the swim bus and didn’t think to give it to the coach for a full ass 10 minutes, so we sat their all staring at the knife wondering what to do.
- one guy started whistling really loudly just at the start of an event.
- a girl jumped into the pool fully clothed.
- took a nap on a table
- Medicine Ball Catch. Enough said
- We have a cheer about toothpaste
- we all shave together
- we have gossip sessions in the shower
- the boys relay always yell “meat sauce” before they swim
- treat inhalers like drugs.
- a girl who threw her goggles at the coach.
There is so much more shit I have seen that I can’t even write it all. My swim team is very special
Here are some things that I witnessed kids from my swim team say and do
*Someone is talking about how they're trying to be more healthy and happy* another kid- "man, that shit dont work, settle for cocaine like the rest of us
"I'm pretty sure everyone cheated on the test last week" "I didnt" "Okay, fucking nerd"
*dude walks by in a Speedo* "damn, look at his weiner" *dude turns around to look at them* *person next to her takes a bite of their sausage on a fork*
*Drake dramatically opens the door to the pool room* IM HERE, IM QUEER, AND I DONT HAVE ANY FEARS" "OKAY DRAKE, THEN KILL THIS FUCKING SPIDER" a person hiding in a corner yells "IM HERE IM QUEER AND I HAVE ONE FEAR" *Drake runs away screaming*
"Daaaaamn, i dropped less time than emily, and shes fucking slow"
"Do you think I coukd swim fully clothed without getting in trouble?" "Abby I swear to god if you do that-" *abby proceeds to jump into the pool fully clothed* *her boyfriend screams and jumps in after her trying to save his phone that was in her pocket*
"i LiKe CrAcK" *takes bite of raw onion*
*this one person whispering* "the snack that smiles back" *whole team yelling* "GOLDFISH"
"What kind of water are hamsters supposed to swim in?" "Um, no water? They aren't supposed to be in water" "shit..." "ROW WHAT DID YOU DO?!"
"They guys locker room is so much nicer than the girl's" "why the fuck were you in the boys locker room Abby?" "WHY THE FUCK WAS NELSON GIVING US A TOUR OF IT, NOAH? I DONT KNOW MAYBE BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE WAS HERE AND WE WANTED TO PLAY HIDE AND SEEK!"
"Is that a potato chip?!" *dives into the water to get a potato chip from the bottom of the pool* *eats the really soggy potato chip* "well this dont taste good..."
*person who was sick walking past the lockers into the main part of the locker room* "WAZZUP MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! DID YA MISS ME?!" "WHY DIDNT YOU DIE WHILE YOU WE'RE SICK ABBY?!" "FUCK YOU ASHLYN
Aaaand that's all I can think of, tell me if you want a part two
So there are these 2 kinda homophobic boys on my swim team and i might, kinda, be writing gay fanfic of them. They’re both wearing speedos and are almost noise to noise trying to be “big” and “intimidating”. How am I not suppost to ship them? They keep saying, “no homo” and I’m in the corner thinking, “yes homo”
so yeah, now I’m writing fanfic.
They’re also light haired x dark haired.
Max is ready to live up the last of summer!
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