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And now the headcannon that no asked for...
Advice from Altaïr
(Advice from Altaïr)
Altair is sitting by the fire place with book in hand and his hot coffee next to him.
Altair: *looks up at the reader* Oh. Well would you look at that, if your reading this that means you actually like reading this garbage... so I guess you came here for more advice from me. *takes a sip of coffee*
Altair: ok well my advice for you today is. . . Drink f**king water... oh what you didn't think I'd catch you drinking 20 cans of Bing and mountain dew cause your probably gaming right now or just looking threw your computer.
Altair: so get up and get yourself a bottle of water! I don't give a f**k if the fridge is to far away for you to reach, YOU NEED TO ALWAYS STAY HYDRATED!!! THE F**KING OWNER OF THIS HEADCANON PAGE LIVES ON THE HOTTEST PLACE ON EARTH AND YET SHE STILL NEEDS TO BE REMINDED TO DRINK WATER!!!
Moonlight: ya it's true guys, even I need to start taking Altair's advice every so often.
Altair: F**KING DRINK WATER MOON!!!
Moonlight: 😶💧 *nervously drinks water*
Altair: good... now get the f**k out.
Moonlight: *leaves post*
Altair: *looks back at reader* DRINK F**KING WATER!!! IT'S 100° OUTSIDE EVEN IF YOUR INDOORS YOU NEED F**KING WATER TO LIVE!!!! TAKE BETTER CARE OF YOURSELF! YOUR A BEAUTIFUL PERSON WHO NEEDS TO BE TAKEN CARE OF B****!!!
Altair: ... and once again that's all the time we have for today on advice from me, tune in next time for more advice.
This has been . . .
Advice from Altaïr
YAY MORE SH*T THAT NO ONE ASKED FOR!!!
but for real I hope you take good old Altair's advice. I know I sure need to 😓
Hello there, I am probably no one would care to talk to, but I hope you are having a good day and you get some good human interaction remember to stay hydrated and take your meds if you need to.
// begging for some interaction, I'm so bored 💔
I'm so good at drawing ❤
My room looks so empty without the shrine covering each meter of the big wall... The only thing remaining is a ha4to bread cat.
Anyway I broke my bed frame then tried fixing it with Scotch tape
I want to say to any and everyone in the Pacific Northwest, I hope you are doing well, staying safe, cool and hydrated. This includes your pets and plants!
This has been a PSA from your local puddle.
sorry if I don’t post as much for a while, I’ve been feeling kind of weird and just need a bit of a break. I’ll try to keep posting for you guys whenever I can, but I apologize if I disappear at all.
You know when you feel funny like you feel like something is wrong and you do all types of things to cope and meanwhile your body is like w̶̧̛̱̳̥̙̱̲̳̮ǎ̵̡̼͎͇͙̱̦̪̠̇ͅt̶̡̪̟̪̬̦̙̞̚e̴̙̱̘̝̅͜ͅͅṛ̷̠̼̞̣̭̪͗͂̍̀̃