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I have a theory.

If as a child, someone barely talks, they will grow up and say things without thinking about it.

My evidence is myself because I was quiet till high school when I suddenly have the balls to say whatever too whoever.

I dead ass told MY PRINCIPAL that I thought his kids like whos from Dr Seuss.

You're probably thinking that's not bad and you're right, it's what I said afterwards.

I told him, his wife, and his 5 year old son that his kid looked like the Grinch...

I said he looked like Jim Carrey's live action Grinch as a kid.

I still can't believe I said that to him and I hope his son is okay. I really meant it in the best way possible though. Grinch as a kid was cute and I meant just like the facial structure, you know.

He will never let me forget it

You know, I struggle with my first and only language English, and it especially shows when I am in a panic.

One time my friends mom who mainly speaks Spanish was driving us to our musical practice. When we got out of her car she was driving away when I panicked and tried to scream

"Stop your mom! My phone is in her car! "

But what came out was

"STOP YOUR MOM! MY CAR IS IN YOUR PHONE! "

And if that wasn't embarrassing enough, right afterward I realized that was holding my phone in the hand I was using to point at the car.

Not only did my friends die of laughter, they do what good friends do, never drop it.

So I’m still trying to figure out what spam liking is and im still not totally clear, but if I’ve ever spam liked your stuff just know I’m not trying to be a bother or anything I just truly love your work so if it bothers you please let me know. Like i might’ve mentioned before I believe like spamming got me blocked from reading fics from someone’s blog I really liked and i can only image it’s from like spamming (i never spoke to them or sent them anything or even commented on their stuff). But I’m rambling I just needed to ramble and apologize.

ok I didn't see the G up top or the bullet points at first so I thought it was an article called "Gambling Gender Confusion Getting Run Over Graffiti"

deadass took me two minutes to realize what a fool I was

remember the four G’s

You know, at this point in my life I have heard about plastic surgery, seen before and after pictures, watched it be talked about on TV shows

However

I do not actually know how it works, and at this point I am too afraid to ask

Have you ever tried a new medication, or other such thing, and felt some weird side effects? Like getting drowsy or feeling silly or whatever.

I tried a new pain medication, Naproxen, and thought it was making me feel drowsy and and bit loopy after a few hours.

I went to pull out my phone to see if that was a known side effect, and realized I never took the dose I was planning to take today, had a moment of panic that I'd eaten my phone, and decided that maybe I get too little sleep in general.

Naproxen isn't making me weird, I'm doing that all on my own.

Post that made me realize I had much to learn about my own perceptions and how they blind my perspective on such matters

the thing that pisses me off the most about this whole "haha trans men in womens bathrooms will make them reconsider" spin going around is that it basically pretends trans men and mascs of color dont exist and arent in very real danger

like, think about for even one second how, historically, white women have weaponized the perception of moc as inherently masculinely savage to get them killed for being threats to fragile helpless white girls

do you think the lady who calls 911 on black men birdwatching in the park is going to see a trans man of color in the womens bathroom and go "gosh! i never thought about it that way. you've really exposed the flaw in my arguement"? no. shes going to call security and that man will be brutalized or killed

(and dont even for a second think that woc will be safe either. i was getting side eyes and pointed questions long before i ever came out because my skin was brown and i had short hair. tmoc and our sisters arent fucking safe and we deserve better than being used as some white posters pithy "gotchya")

HELP PLEASE

HOW DO I START A RANDOM ONLINE CONVO WITH A DUDE I CONSTANTLY MAKE FUN OF BECAUSE HE’S ALSO A DICK TO ME BUT WE AREN’T LIKE...close. HOW DO I TALK TO PEOPLE?

Guys! I found my true sexuality and would love to share...Dylan O’Brien with a weapon

Guys! I found my true sexuality and would love to share...Dylan O’Brien with a weapon

Fictional men > reality

the mind wanders...and so does the eye

there isn’t a good explanation for this

In this world it’s either scoot or get boot

You can be sad with mediocre grammar

my friends are mean

Fun Fact

it only takes 8 large carrots to consume before the edges of your mouth and palms turn orange

Bean juice make brain go NYOOM

Is my dad only nice to me because he slept with my mom?

me 5 seconds before receiving disappointed looks

The one thing I'm going to say real fast is... I can't believe after all these years I never knew what tags were for and now... I know... what... the... heck...

It's been 299 years since I last posted so I returned with this

(Also hidden Among us in the pic if you can find it)

This is the pic without the blush

I am the dumbest person i have ever met. For real.

Accidentally i ended up in a polygamous relationship. You're sure to wonder how that works. Very easily. First i was in a relationship with my little crush. Had argued. Didn't know what i was about. He had not answered for several months. I've heard that he has a new girlfriend. I thought, good ok. Some time later i started to build a relationship with my big crush. Then he answered again. It was not over by his side. That with the new girlfriend was not true. Now I feel bad. The two are also friends. I'm lucky they do not talk about this. On the one hand, i don't want to break the heart of the one. On the other hand, i don't want to break that with the other one before it starts. I've been thinking about a polygamous relationship before. But they wouldn't have agreed to that because they didn't understand it and didn't want to understand it. I want to be honest with them. But how? I wouldn't only lose a partner but also a friend. Both mean so much to me and i've known them for a long time. What shall i do now? Sry this will be the first testpost of mine 😅

Me waking up and going to grab my phone realizeing it’s dead and knowing full well I plugged it into it charger…….. looks a wall outlet, but I forgot to plug it’s charger into the damn wall

I love questioning who I am constantly, and then think something and google “is it cis to be scared not having a feminine voice?” And still question what I am. I’m either dense or terrified of something.