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every friend group should include:

*screenshots not mine*

some BoB characters as greek gods and goddesses because why not

dick winters - athena, goddess of the just war, wisdom and handicraft

lewis nixon - dionysus, god of wine, grape-harvest, fertility and festivity

harry welsh - eros, god of love

ronald speirs - ares, god of the violent war and brutality

carwood lipton - hestia, goddess of hearth, care and sacrifice

eugene roe - asclepius, god of medicine

darrell "shifty" powers - artemis, goddess of hunt, wild animals and moon

george luz - hermes, the herald of gods, protector of thieves, travellers and merchants

joe liebgott - nemesis, goddess of revenge

david webster - apollo, god of arts, light and knowledge

Gene: I’m leaving- Nobody here except Winters has common sense or a regard for their own safety. 

The rest of Easy Company in the background:

@rayleighshughes​, our convos have given me inspiration that can last me until the end of time- how many times can i fucking thank you, ma’am??

harry: hey sp-

mr ronald ‘probably keeps a book with names of all who have wronged him’ speirs:

Since we are all quarantined in my state there is nothing to do. Please tell which band of brothers boy I should draw to cure my boredom. I will post each drawing.

Easy Company in a food fight (1/?)

@indigosandviolets and I were chatting together about how Easy Company would have a food fight and this is what we came up with:

Liebgott: *uses his hershy chocolate syrup to spray people*

Guarnere and Perconte: *throwing the crappy spaghetti at each other*

Nixon isn't even in the food fight 'cause he's drinking all the alcohol

Malarkey starts throwing mash potatoes at people: i don't care if i start another potatoe famine, this is WAR

Winters staying in the kitchen and a handful of potatoes goes right by his head, he looks back it for a second, looks back at Malarkey and then slowly ducks under the counter

Spina, also drinking with Nixon: *looks at Babe* How are you still alive?

Babe, who has somehow not been touched by any food even though he’s standing on the tables: i have no idea!!

Doc is throwing baguettes: THIS IS FOR ALL THE TIMES YOU YALL DIDN'T GIVE ME SIZZORS

Speirs goes all Chuck Norris and he uses a rubber band to fling food. Let's say he does it David and Goliath style.

Speirs hits Bull right between the eyes, and Bull then proceeds to pick it off and pelt it at him

Welsh has the box of Lucky Charms cereal and making it rain: TASTE THE RAINBOW YOU BITCHES

Luz uses cookies as frisbees

Buck is going Rambo with the baloney

no one DARES hit Martin

Except Webster who almost hits Martin with a bratwurst sausage but Martin dodges like Matrix style

Malarkey somehow gets his hands on a whole head of lettuce

Penkala and Skip use Cheezits as ninja stars

Ron Speirs: Synonyms are so weird, because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that sounds nice and cozy, but if i invite you to my cabin in the woods, you’re gonna die.

Harry Welsh: My favorite is explaining the difference between a “butt dial” and a “booty call”.

Lewis Nixon: Also this one: “forgive me father, i have sinned” and “sorry daddy, i’ve been naughty”

Dick Winters: Language is now banned.

“I will corrupt you” squad: Luz, Liebgott, Speirs, Nixon, Heffron, Toye, Guarnere

“No, protect the innocent!” gang: Martin, Lipton, Compton, Randleman, Powers, Winters, Welsh, Malarkey

“The innocent” nest: Webster and Doc Roe

Nix: i'm a communist now Harry

Welsh: does that mean you're going to redistribute your wealth (to me)

Nix: i literally keep forgetting i'm rich

Welsh: Oh no. Are you okay? That's a lot of blood.

Speirs: I'm fine. This isn't my blood.

a family can be a ginger captain america, his snarky boyfriend, a beautiful kleptomaniac, a soft wahlberg brother, a small curly man and their brood of dirty, adopted battle children

Harry Welsh