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also I think I’m a big ‘ole liar and will be writing a fic abt Peter first. Ty mootie ask, I’ve been reintroduced to my love for Peter’s barely controlled resentment

I don’t post abt Simon enough but I rlly don’t have much to say abt this guy

I’m very fond of him

But like. That’s it. I can’t write stupid headcanons abt him bc I don’t want to slander him and I don’t write anything grounded bc there’s rlly nothing I can say that hasn’t been interpreted alr

But I feel he’s been neglected despite being so high in my favs list so. Simon Appreciation Post

they all survive au would just be the lotf boys being the most insufferable codependent queer middle school friend group you’ve ever seen and there’s beauty in that. (modern au ofc)

toxic asf, always arguing, lwk that weirdo friend group that only dates within themselves/latches onto that one friend in the entire group, and gets super bitchy abt anyone else being in their space

I’m making one of them gender non conforming with dyed hair. Not saying which tho that’s up for interpretation

the end is so half assed ok ok bye

WHOS your favorite character from LOTF

RALPH ONE HUNDRED AND TWN PERCENT R U KIDDING

sorry that’s not aggressive it’s rlly passionate

love him, he’s my favorite homophobic bisexual

right behind him however, sits Simon and Jack

they box biweekly over second place

Jacks currently winning but I dattebayo in Simon

now that I’ve hard launched myself as a lord of the flies fanatic

how we feel abt American rewrite, pioneer, Oregon Trail au

Bc I feel strongly.

Donner Party

… Simon

i look at my own blog with a stricken sentimentality only felt when surrounded by the peeling walls of 1980s floral, sitting on the firmly plushed wooden chair your grandmother reserves for you very exclusively, because she knows that’s your favorite spot, as she cooks something warm (and maybe a little stalling) for the road

i scoop up the thick stew (my posts) and feast til my heart rings contentment (reread until I get sick of deciphering english)

rule 63 lotf is cool bc sm sm sm sm social commentary. like the original alr had something to say abt gender and how the boys were molded by the war and their older male role models and how those ppl are involved in that war, but the ‘going animial’ must be so different from a female perspective, both bc of time period but also just the way the way girls care for each other interpersonally

like the boys shove out mean names and throw fucking rocks at each other, and maybe it’s meaner than usual but it’s still in the realm of normalcy

but could you imagine the betrayal Ralph feels with a Jack she could hug and fuss about and lean into without feeling deeply guilty abt it? A Jack she could be softer with, and a group she thought she could trust to foster community and care for one another- all that softness just to be hit with the same inevitable level of cruelty as canon?

Gah. Crushing.

returning from the store rkgk. he just killed a monster. I really like his rare dark vibes. and that damn tracksuit

I've been hyperfixed on opm for five years now, but no one around me shares my fanaticism. it's really sad. thank you for being there <3

I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal

teeth studies

lord of the flies my fucking goat

Ik it’s obvious but they’re such dicks like they all dog pile on piggy for Fat. and the only nice fucker here is Simon, who’s described as Queer.

these r boys they’re all ragtag and assholes and lwk stupid asf but like they have the potential not be they just choose to be

All this to say, pls stop writing ralph as an angel or a little ball of sweetness or even as smart as piggy he’s just the same as the others, the only difference is that he can control his whims enough to value survival- he’s not all that exceptional

love jalph bc they completely bypassed the mandatory age minimum of mid thirties for toxic old man yaoi to commence and just skipped straight to the making eachother worse and war crimes at the prepubescent age of twelve

Common animal transport for several races

look at this asshole i bet he thinks he’s just a mindless sliver in the magnetic whirlwind we call life

I bet he doesn’t even believe in human significance

I bet u he’s a pessimistic, listless, apathetic slug

Make Haste! and fetch me the salt to throw over my shoulder and onto this grease stain- he’s harshing the universal truth that love is bc love be

love a good old identity crisis in my blorbo/a

like yeah lmfao I have no idea what u r the world is what u make of it

it’s like watching their fishermen boat get swarmed by a thunderstorm in the middle of the deep sea

there’s literally no way to help this

“is all im good for xyz?” shit maybe

“could I exist any other way?” prolly not but idk maychance

“will I ever outrun my trauma?” yikes! holy anguish!

it’s a very entertaining spiral bc u literally can’t do anything to pull them outve this bc all their fears will always ring true on some level and the only solution is just not to gaf abt it so hard and they can’t so it’s like damn that sucks 4 u- want a coffee?

Used that midsommar scene as ref lol

trying to write like ten diff fics at once but I can only open the docs and squeal at my own inner genius until the screen falls asleep

get a grip halo

I’M TRYING !!!! im just so full of love man I can’t

I can’t

I can.

I shan.

for reader chan.

whats his problem

liiiight watari said its MY turn to give L a heart attack

simon in traditional romani boy's attire (mostly a headcanon thing) (PLEASE ASK ME ABOUT MY LOTF HEADCANONS)

face reveal!!!!

resident evil 7 u make me sob every time

I always forget how bad I love the intimacy of it all until I watch Ethan shiver in the corner and cuss like a teacher finally cutting themselves some slack and allowing a notable shit to cut into the noise of a misbehaving fourth grade classroom, and fucking Leon Kennedy backflip over chainsaws and sit on a thrown for shiggles as he saves the presidents daughter back to back

resident evil 7 was a stroke of old fashioned emotional horror in a series of action kickass plots and im so insanely like crazy abt it

it gives me the same feeling of a warm mug heating up my hands on an early morning as I watch a bird prance along a tree branch and for some reason im hit with an overwhelming appreciation for life yk

I love u Ethan Winters, u mean multiple worlds to me. Atleast half a dozen

i am the anon. hi.

if u r who I think u r, I fucking love you and ur unmitigated lust towards Light Yagami, from hit series deathnote, psuedos including but not limited to: Kira, God of the New World, Halos Blorbo, and Halos blorba (on special, rule 63 occasions)

we will have unhealthy

sex to cope, and it will be

mutual

So feel free to be

that freaky in my inbox if ur Light lusting heart so desires alr

disregard freak out I love my friends more than- *gag* more tha- *gag*

more than my blorbo…