filthyfem4fem twenties 2008 internet weirdo hey-yo it’s halo!!!
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are we still into sally face? bc I am. I Am.
Everytime I learn somthing new about Golding I question why he was not arrested
I think it's only fair to introduce him as a rescue given the fact what Phoenix went through to... literally SAVE him!
literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving
Pigggyyy from lotf core ft. Japanese hw
Drawing by me and *extra details* by @junesonison
The one post that is like "person who has adrenaline confused with love and doesn't plan on changing their perspective" is a bit of how I see Lawlight.
me re-scrolling thru older convos w/ my friends becuase i remember how much i enjoyed talking to them about the subject
hey- pst! Just dropped on by to say Jack and Peter (piggy) are the true ‘opposites attract’ pairing
Do I hate it? Yes
But I’m a man of honor. And this is true despite how my heart screams at the concept
Jack doesn’t deserve that boy. But they got that barely concealed ugliness about them that makes them amplifiers im sorry
They’re bitter and entitled and feel like they’re smarter and better than evb else for the stupidest reasons
“I should be chief bc I sing a C sharp n am leader of this dumbass choir”
meets
“I’ve read 15 books over summer and get straight As, so evb should listen to me”
and they argue very gayly abt it before teaming up
If Lotf had been an all girls instead of an all boys stuck on an island, and written by someone who actually understands the female experience, the story would've been labeled as psychological horror.
dichotomy
yeah I almost dropped lotf too when I picked it up it was a very slow engine starter and then when I ac cared it was over
Also they spent so damn long talking abt the damn pink coral like I GET IT. ITS AN ISLAND FUCK
love this song and im making Jack love it 2
has nothing to do with logic or character introspec I’m just. I’ve demanded it
yeah I almost dropped lotf too when I picked it up it was a very slow engine starter and then when I ac cared it was over
Also they spent so damn long talking abt the damn pink coral like I GET IT. ITS AN ISLAND FUCK
was talking shit abt someone ik irl n this fell outve my mouth n i had to stop n not be angry for a sec bc. Oh hello Jack. lmfao
Idk I can see him evolving his own cuss words bc he feels crap and ass is too kiddish after some years and that’s very fun for me bc I do that too
Sigh
It’s the 2% concentration of evil Irish in me
And no, not like Irish is evil, but my specific strand of dna born from my evil Irish grandmother
I actually want Jalph to hate eachother so bad, with the only reason they feel compelled by the other is bc they both have the sickest most accurate gaydar ever
It’s like single gay solidarity bc. We’re here. … .. . ..
Gay…. .. . ….. by ourselves n only u can understand me. Damn.
They can sniff out fellow fags like truffle pigs n unfortunately they found fruit
Not even like
“We have to get tg bc we don’t want to be alone”
but like
“Sigh” *beer clink* “Put ‘em there brother.”
both Ralph n Jack being suppressors is so funny bc like. There are multiple elephants in the room guys cmon feed it a peanut or two
Esp if Ralph survives the stab and doesn’t get rescued bc like the elephant is ac a giant scar taking up ur lower stomach and they’ll still turn their heads off their shoulders before they address it straight. Mf u did this.?.
“So… have you finally been swayed by my awesome reasoning?”
“‘Reasoning’?”
and that’s as close as they get
this is so fucking funny bc it implies a previous, slightly more apathetic approach to child death and sanemi would never say this
Reading lotf made me much more sensitive to child death because I felt SO bad for the littluns it just changed my overall view
post island au where jack merridew becomes a famous musician but the events of the island get revealed and he has a wilbur soot fandom debate arc send post
@piggyintheflesh
lmfao yes im. Very hurt he doesn’t have a listed name. 🐲🐲🐲🐲🐲🐲🐲🐲🐲🐲🐲🐲🐲🐲
Yall im going to expose myself
Idk who anyone other than my favs r im so sorry. Sorry Maurice. Sorry- other kids. I don’t even know their names dawgs. Wdym they were there the whole time.
All I got is Peter, Ralph, Jack, Simon, and SamnEric
And that one boy that died in the fire with the scar- I thought it was super weird no one in the book like thought about him just disappearing
Making Simon Hawaiian bc I can. He’s like my one nephew that bites me
Ok he’s nothing like that but idc he’s my kin I’ve demanded it
Making Ralph his haole friend everyone stuffs with food and asks invasive questions abt like he’s not just a guy
“Your folks like eat like this?”
“Um.. pretty much. Maybe bread more.”
aggressive nodding with squinted eyes
Also did yall even know I was Hawaiian. I’m also Asian as hell and. Irish.
I need to reread lotf and come back ten times more obsessed
I’ve been ranting n raving over little vestiges of memory but I need to soak myself in the imagery and event by event story again bc gollee this community is very active
Yall know ur shit. Wtf. I didn’t even expect tumblr to have a lotf community
RIGHT THAT CAME FROM MY FRICKING DOME
I guess we all agree blondes r evil, with gingers being just a little more sinister
took zero time to get acclimated as soon as I found out. Like yeah the only thing more in character is having ur hair color be even eviler prick
I thought Jack was the blonde one for so long and Ralph was just brunette
Again idfk how I was reading the book to come to this conclusion
Omg thank you!! I didn’t expect anyone to ac give me his wiki but Ty community lmfao
What a neat dude, I like that a lot very fun
Also that one tweet I saw way back when abt Roger n Maurice clearly have some gay thing going on makes way more sense now lmfao
Yall im going to expose myself
Idk who anyone other than my favs r im so sorry. Sorry Maurice. Sorry- other kids. I don’t even know their names dawgs. Wdym they were there the whole time.
All I got is Peter, Ralph, Jack, Simon, and SamnEric
And that one boy that died in the fire with the scar- I thought it was super weird no one in the book like thought about him just disappearing
I thought Jack was the blonde one for so long and Ralph was just brunette
Again idfk how I was reading the book to come to this conclusion
Yall im going to expose myself
Idk who anyone other than my favs r im so sorry. Sorry Maurice. Sorry- other kids. I don’t even know their names dawgs. Wdym they were there the whole time.
All I got is Peter, Ralph, Jack, Simon, and SamnEric
And that one boy that died in the fire with the scar- I thought it was super weird no one in the book like thought about him just disappearing
feels like a good time to admit I was dumb as rocks when I first read the book n genuinely thought there was a beast
Idk what tf I was thinking reading the Simon sees parachute guy but it’s a very possible reality that I wasn’t thinking at all
I also didn’t even ship anyone I just thought it was peak bc of the symbolism, it was of the first classic books I read n I felt sooooooo smart n soooooooo smug abt it. Gtfo. Sigh. Can’t fight the Peter kinnie allegations
and what if Simon talks to himself n faints all the time? God forbid a brown boy try n catch a vibe
Mf I do that daily, no need to kill him to death omfg