Funny Notas - Blog Posts

Martin: How were you born?

Chris: caesaria

aviva:cesaria

koki: natural birth

Jimmy: I don't know I never asked that.

Zach: Unfortunately.

Cassandra (Zach's mother): I confirm

Chris looks worried at Zach

I had to do it

Zach crying after trying to be good and it turned out badly, now he doesn't even want to give him a chance

Chris: Don't worry, Zach, it's not your fault, it's not.

zach wipes his tears

Zach: You're right, it's not my fault, IT'S YOURS.

Chris: What?

Chris: I love Zach, warts and all.

Zach: What flaws, son of a bitch?

Michonne: one more word

look at merle

Michonne: please just one more

Merle: Tangamandapio

...

Daryl: What did you do?

merle bandaged from top to bottom and a broken leg

merle: nothing

Daryl: Yes, of course, nothing made Michonne angry.

white knight: my life was ruined a long time ago

rex that was there by chance

rex: how long ago

white knight looks at him

White Knight: How many years have I known you?

rex: six or seven years

White Knight: Exactly

six: I was drunk yesterday and a lot

rex: aha

six: I think I see the white knight with different eyes and not as a friend or partner

Rex opened his eyes as big as saucers.

rex: how

six: no no don't go thinking that I'm gay, that's never going to happen

Rex: Yes, good.

six: I think I'm straight curious chichotas but chichotas this big rex

Rex: What?

six: pecs not to say tits

six: but I'm not gay, it's just that it's good even though I'm old and that's not gay,

white knight who was passing by

white knight: who's hot?

six: the new captain of the fleet now go away

White Knight: I just asked you a question.

rex: white six is lying he says you have huge tits and that you are hot too hot to be old

white knight turned red like a tomato

white knight: how?

six left the map no longer found in the room

white knight: six on the run, we have to talk

white knight shout

six was outside the facilities dead of shame and his worst enemy at that moment was rex

I saw some videos and I thought why not six after all white knight is well endowed in front and back while six well is flat and I thought about them for obvious reasons six ran away from the crime scene

van kleiss: by the gods hahahaha violet god

van kleiss hit the table, he couldn't care less about violet's funny anecdotes and the ones van kleiss remembered

Violet: Well, hey Vani, do you remember when we went to the supermarket together, we were 16 years old, I was looking for toilet paper and we couldn't find it here in Mexico, and do you remember when I screamed, here no one wipes their ass or what?

van kleiss with a red face and unable to breathe from laughing

van kleiss: yes and when I imitate you because I know Spanish I told the seller hey here no one cleans their ass in Spanish hahaha

violet laughing non-stop

Violet: If they looked at us strangely, my mother gave us a very good spanking.

van kleiss: yes it's true I miss that time

Violet: I was also very cute when I was little.

van kleiss: and you are very beautiful

Violet grabs Van Kleiss's cheeks and squeezes them. Van Kleiss does the same with Violet.

Caesar and Rafael observing the situation drinking water

Caesar: Dad, are you sure that Mom and Mr. Van Kleiss never had an affair?

Rafael: I have no idea, I just found out that my lab partner knows my wife better than I do.

Caesar: dad

Rafael: I think I'm jealous

rex and white knight sitting in a bar after all the events

rex looks at white and wants to ask something

white knight drinking his milk with honey along with oatmeal cookies tries to hide that he did not see Rex's expression of curiosity until he gave no more

white knight: what's up rex

rex: I have a question but it's stupid of you and six

white knight takes a sip of milk with honey

white knight: what question go ahead

Rex: If you and six were more than friends

white knight: more than friends?

Rex: Yes, yes, if they were dating or something like that, who would be the dominant and the passive?

White Knight: Why do you ask that?

Rex: I don't know, curiosity

White Knight: Well, who do you think would be the passive and dominant one?

Rex: Six would be the dominant one and you would be the passive one? believe

White Knight: Six cannot be dominant, he is too small for that, believe me, I know.

Rex: Well, you are the dominant one because you are big, so six is the passive one because you are small, okay.

white knight continues drinking his milk and honey with a horrible pain in his leg

rex: six like white you know you're small

six hits white knight under the table again for opening his mouth in the conversation

six:rex stop please

Rex: But I need to know, Noah asked me for the information.

six: why did Noah ask you that?

rex: a bet that I just lost because you are the passive one

white knight:oppptss

six turns around

six: what a bet

rex: just a bet between friends

six: white I bet you 500 dollars that rex is the bottom if he and Noah were dating

White Knight: But it's not Rex who is passive, I think it's obvious.

Rex: No, I'm not the passive one, it's Noah.

Dr. Holiday: 20 dollars because Rex is dominant.

rex: so little

Dr. Holiday: I'm sorry, Rex, it's a bit obvious, and now you owe me 200 dollars, if my boyfriend six was the passive one and me and Noah won, you owe us each 200 dollars.

six look at holiday

six: you also bet because they think I'm the passive one

Dr. Holiday: For the same reason that Blanco said he was small, by the way, how do you know that information?

white knight and six: no comments

rex:noah where are you

Noah: in your heart apple

rex: ahhh

Rex: Seriously, where the hell are you?

Noah: Cabesa tied up in Van Kleiss's castle in the abyss

Rex: Okay, I'm going to go there.

Noah: I'll wait for you manzanita

van kleiss:rex is identical to his mother

Cesar: Yes, same

Rex walking barefoot hits his foot on the same table he put there and starts insulting in Spanish

rex: mierda quien fue el pelotudo que puso esto aquí carajo dolió shit

Caesar: I didn't expect that from my little brother.

van kleiss: yes he is just like his mother the same bad words he shouted at me how he loved that stubborn woman god beautiful

Caesar: Yes, wait, what did you say?

Van kleiss:(⁠o⁠´⁠･⁠_⁠･⁠)⁠っ

White Knight: You know, I just moved here, tell me six, could you give me directions on how to get to your house?

six: we live together

white knight:......

six: you drank too much alcohol

white knight: seriously we live together

six: no comments

van kleiss: you know for love there is no age or number

six: old pedophile

van kleiss: what's with that insult?

six: seriously how old are you?

van kleiss: I'm young you know

six: if you are a new and fresh lettuce of 4718 years harassing my child who just turned 17

van kleiss: I.....can explain

six: tell the judge, I'm calling 911, stay away from rex last warning

Agent Six walks towards Rex's room with a tray in his hand.

Agent Six: This is what happens when we give our children an easy life.

rex raises his head to see six has the flu

agent six: a little wind and poom he already has a fever he has the flu

Rex: six please

Agent Six: I'm not done yet, Dr. Holyday brings you breakfast here in bed.

rex: six is not funny

Agent Six: You know, I should have been harder, I made it easy for you.

Rex: six please

agent six: i don't finish taking

gives him a tray full of his favorite treats

Agent Six: I brought them for you, get well quickly, son.

Rex: Thanks six.