Feralcore - Blog Posts

Sometimes I take a shot at trying to be sarcastic but I say weird things all the time anyway so no one knows that I'm not being serious

Hot girl summer is canceled! Now it's feral possum summer

reblog for a group of crows to choose you as their leader and follow you around every waking moment

some people need their organs slurped out via silly straw

I’ve decided going apeshit is ok. wanna swim in the fountain at a public park? go for it! wanna trash a Walmart with no repercussions? just hope you’re fast! wanna throw shit at people? hide in a tree and get a good vantage point!

hello everyone i hope all of you are ok right now with everything going on, i hope all of you stay safe and well i love you all (unless you’re right-wing in which case fuck you, pretty much anyone with a good soul! <3) if you need a place to just relax and forget everything for a bit scroll past my most recent posts and read those! i enjoy making people happy and i hope my posts can make you forget all the bad things in the world, even if just for a moment. please take care of yourselves i may not have met you but i love all you beautiful creatures and cryptids!!!!! i will be going back to my usual posts tomorrow but I’ll pin this one (if i can figure out how that is) anyways have a beautiful day/afternoon/evening/night 💖

I think I’m gonna start gaslighting people into thinking I’m a figment of their imagination then just disappear into the woods never to be seen again

I’m gonna start getting peoples numbers only for the purpose of taking random pictures of them and sending them to their phones they could be shitting they could be fucking they could be in the safety of their home, I don’t care I’m getting that picture and it IS going to be sent to them.

after all this time... I’m still a piece of shit

i want to like be like the dinosaurs; extinct and if revived a terror to the world

apparently it’s a ‘felony’ and ‘morally wrong’ to commit 15 counts murder, i mean what does society want me to do when they say “what’re you gonna do?  kill me!?”

that’s it, i’ve decided to travel through time and space out of pure unbridled rage

stuff i did as a child

- ate dirt

- ate a four leaf clover so i would always be lucky

- made at least 1 blood oath

- ate wild blackberries and honeysuckle

- set things on fire

- ate all the marshmallows out of a giant box of lucky charms

- catch lizards

- rolled in mud

- ate a moss ball for a dollar

- study pokemon religiously

- ate a lot of weird shit for money

- threw worms at strangers

- run on all fours

glitter gives me a concerning amount of serotonin

i’ve decided that instead of being a functional member of society, i will become mothmans’ wife and live in the forest

at this point i don’t even have to wake up to choose violence

for my birthday i wish to become a fearless commie warrior and overthrow capitalism