Epic Telemachus - Blog Posts

AU where baby telemachus gets adopted by all the monsters he talks about in "Legendary" and they all let him fake fight them. He wins every time.

hermes spending time with his grandson(s) (odysseus or telemachus or both !)

I got a few requests for Telemachus and Hermes so here HAHAHA I think they can be silly together

i am in shambles, i've listened to the Ithaca Saga more times than i can count and i will never be the same

Father and son quality time…in the hospital(? I've been thinking about these two making up for lost time and memories.

Where tf is Eurylochus-

I had to xd, I have my own version of how Ctimene would react, but this is mostly a joke xd

Credits a mi hermana por la idea XD

Fight little wolf fight🎶🐾

the badass & the cute little young prince combo is so good

Odypen raising Telemachus if Odysseus never left for war

Real, teletubby is so done with life cause what do u mean the feared Odysseus is lit being carried by his own wife like a lovestruck middle school boy.

Telephone doodle

Srry I was feeling down so I projected my saddness into Telemarketing xd

Odysseus: *gently hands Athena baby Telemachus*

Athena: …you were PREGNANT AND YOU DIDNT TELL ME?!

Odysseus: what?- no-

Athena: DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THAT IS?! I WAS TRAINING YOU!

Odysseus: no I wasn’t the one-

Athena: THAT POOR BOY WAS PROBABLY SO SQUISHED IN YOUR HELMET! LOOK AT HOW SMALL HE IS!!

THE SAGA CONTINUES Tele go whomp whomp

Odysseus and Telemachus: a summary

help this frame is killing me awubfawu

I rlly love the Telemachus and Athenas duo !!<3<3

Personally I think that Telemachus permanently and irreversibly changed Athena for the better, more on that at twelve

More chibi Eurylochus but this time with his chibi friends 💚

POSEIDON QUIVERS BEFORE HIM!!!

Do any of you EPIC Fans think that Argos remembers Athena by her scent? One of my personal HCs is that people/animals/other gods have a good sense of smell that they know who that god/person/creature is.

I think Argos would be protective over Telemachus when Athena shows up. Because he knows that Athena trained Odysseus, Argos would spend time watching his master spar/train with this mysterious person. Then when Odysseus heads for war Argos doesn't see him again.

Im thinking that Argos thought that Athena is one of the reasons why Odysseus dissappear. So like any other good companion he's always protective of Telemachus whenever he sees Athena.

Telemachus: Have you met Argos? :D

Athena: .......Yes........I have........

Telemachus: Really??

Athena: Yes and I don't think- oW-

Argos: *Jumps on Athena and bits her shoulder*

Athena: Son of a B-

Athena Meets Baby Telemachus ____________________________

Odysseus: This is my son, *Gives the baby to Athena*, Telemachus.

Athena: *Looks down, looks up, looks down again, finally looks up*, Y-you were pregnant??!

Odysseus: Huh.

Athena: All this time... no wonder why you were away for many periods of time, you were pregnant!

Odysseus: What.

Athena: All the punishments, the time outs, the hard working hours.........you were pregnant the whole time!

Penelope: Excuse me?

Athena: How did you manage to get away with it? Oh Ody I'm so sorry, I didn't know I was overworking you while being pregnant.....

Odysseus: WHAT?!

Penelope: Yah his cravings were wild, I didn't know he liked pizza with pickles and mustard

Edit:

Athena: I'm surprised you don't have a dent in your head.

Odysseus: ...

Dionysus: I'm surprised he still has good thighs.

HOLY MOTHER OF GAIA HE IS GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!

I love that Hermes symbol that Telemachus has on him, such a cute design consider Hermes is his (Great-Great-Great) grandfather!

I also love how he looks! He's so beautiful 😍 (Don't let Zeus catch him, if you remember the tale of Ganymede, you know you know 😥).

Id like to think for my Telemachus, he gained his mother's beauty, half n half of both his parents personality, and his father's eyes n skin with his mother's hair.

I also love your Scylla concept, I love that some people depict Syclla with long back hair, my headcanon is that Scylla uses her long black hair to cover her face and half her upper body so other people don't see her monstrous features

scylla and telemachus design concepts : )

(MY) EPIC Headcanons

I love Jorge work so much (Suffering/Puppeteer are my favorites). I also like to thank OSP for giving a brief summary of the Odyssey.

After Odysseus kills/murders the suitors he spends a month relaxing with his son and Penelope.

Odysseus tells Telemachus about his Uncle Polites/Uncle Eurylochus.

Odysseus tells Telemachus about his adventures.

Circe becomes an aunt to Telemachus and a mother figure to Odysseus (Because I said so). Even though Circe doesn't come to Ithaca she sends letters to them.

I'd d like to think Odysseus was a heavy sleeper but became a light sleeper during his adventures.

During the song 'Underworld' Polites was singing open arms, but was holding the baby from the song 'The Infant and the Horse'.

When Ody first met Penelope he LITERALLY tucked a hair behind his ear. Penelope found it cute. Telemachus gets that trait whenever he is flustered & reminds Pene of his father.

Hermes is the Grandfather to Ody. (When researching how Hermes is related to Ody it was tricky and I gave up).

Penelope is the man in the relationship (Change my mind).

Odysseus was scared as shit to go near water because of Poseiden. Took him a few years to heal from that.

Odysseus doesn't know this, but Athena thought Odysseus as a son, a companion, someone closes to her. Even after their falling out, Athena goes out of her way to protect Odysseus. Which is shocking even to the gods. Gods aren't really attacted to mortals.

During Thunder Bringer Zeus actually consider to spare Odysseus crew if Odysseus was to sleep with him (whether he wanted to or not), but Hera intervened. Hera is very protective of men who are very faithful to their partners (Ex: Ody). Plus she knows Odysseus will always stay faithful to Penelope and she loves that about him.

Helena of Troy (after being rescued) had nightmares, even with her husband she's still scared that Paris or any of the trojans coming to get her back to Paris. Menelaus really wanted to rip Paris part by part because of the pain he caused to his wife.

During his childhood, Telemachus would always sleep next to his mother, Telemachus always feared that one of the suitors would violate his mother when he wasn't there to protect her.

Hermes gave Odysseus magic weed- Athena almost beat the shit outta him for that.

(In the Odyssey) Hermes did NOT like Calypso after what she did to Odysseus. Ares had to restrain him from going after Calypso.

Odysseus learned some flirting tips from Circe that he tried to use on Penelope (It didn't work, but he did get a kiss!), Penelope tried the same and Odysseus was a flustered mess.

Athena checks up on Ithaca once n' a while, Odysseus knows this and always left a window opened for the Goddess to watch over his family and kingdom.

While Poseiden was attacking Odysseus for blinding his son, half of it was because he was claimed by Athena, but now because Odysseus wasn't claimed by Athena anymore, Poseiden could do more harm.

Odysseus is a short king (that we almost stan ✨️), he was at the height of his father when he was in his early teens. Odysseus was recored as the shortest king of Ithaca, his son being only 2 inches higher than him.

Odysseus comforted his sister about Eury's death. Eurylochus was married to Odysseus younger sister, Ctimene, making Eurylochus Odysseus brother in law (Odysseus actually helped Eurylochus marry his sister, because he knew Eurylochus was the right and prefect husband for his sister.

(Will update this soon)

You know, I'm no expert at dating advice, and sure, maybe I've never tried to marry anyone before, but maybe, just maybe (and hear me out here), calling the woman you're trying to seduce a TRAMP isn't going to help your chances much.

CHECK OUT THE BESTIE

Family reunion!! Sharkdysseus finally found his way home.

We got Penelosea (Angel) 💜 as well as Telemonshark!! 🩵

I am going to draw the suitors + Mel next, and then we will start on all the gods!

young odypen + teen telemachus doodles i did as warmups ^_^

IM FUCKING CACKLING

I WAS LISTENING TO EPIC ON SHUFFLE AND THIS HAPPENED

“Don’t you dare call my mom a tramp!”

“I just did. What are you gonna do about it?”

…

“✨There are other ways of persuasion~✨”

dreamin' of all these monsters that I'll never get to fight

SING LEGENDARY FROM EPIC W/ ME! SING IN TH REBLOGS!!

It's just me, myself and I....

Proud Dad Odysseus (Fic Request)

can i get a fic that's just odysseus telling everyone at the trojan war (kings, soldiers, slaves, ANYONE who will listen) about his precious baby boy and how much he loves him and misses him and wants to gets back to him?

or a fic with telemachus visiting/talking with people from then and them all just reminiscing about ody's gushing about his beautiful genius wife and his adorable darling son and telemachus having all the feels about how much his father loved them? (can be before or after odysseus's return)

i might be onto something here...

For a moment I forgot that Telemachus was witnessing everything

Live Telemachus reaction