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Penelope warrior au but Odysseus is asking his suitors to weave a specific pattern only Penelope knows

post-Ithaca saga

Penelope: (sleeping peacefully in bed after some of the best sex of her life) (wakes up to some strange mumbling beside her)

Penelope: (looks over at her husband, who is dead to the world, but also-)

Odysseus: (cuddled up to her) mnnngnhmhhh mmhhhgmppmm… ‘mm the monster rawrrr rawr rawrr

Penelope: …

Odysseus: raaawwwrrrrrr

Penelope warrior au arts bc I’ve grown to really like it :]

for now only some pen and ares but i am planning to draw more characters for this swap au

i am kinda late to the fandom but it doesnt stop me from participating

also a few more doodles under the cut

[Seconds after Odysseus' and Penelope's loving embrace, having finally been reunited after almost 20 years]

Odysseus, panicking: Penelope! You’re bleeding!

Penelope, completely calm: Don’t worry love, it’s not my blood.

i was going crazy because nobody understood what i was referencing so here

SPOILER!!

SOME NAKED MALE BOOBS AND PROBABLY EATING DISORDER AND (I BELIEVE) SEVERE WEIGHT LOSS UNDER THE CUT! STAY SAFE, FOLKS <33333

I was thinking about swap au with warrior Penelope!...

And oh gods... Calypso, I give you my permission to choke me... God, I love her design sm!

Her knife is really pretty! And I think she has something like pants underneath that skirt

And of course sad burrito Ody...

Yeah... He looks like a living skeleton due to stress... Thank gods Telemachus takes care of his dad, either way... 💀

I like how he looks... But goddamit...

Bonus:

I like drawing siren Ody, he looks pretty

I like how the siren took on the appearance of Odysseus before Penelope sailed from Ithaca: Young, loud, normal weight, cheerful king! While the real Ody is just... Well...💀

You know how... world leaders can't just? SAY stuff? Because when they DO it's the Offical Stance(tm) of their Country?

That makes their Fuck Ups(tm) all the more serious. It's WHY they have press teams.

But!!!

WHAT IF?

They said something, PUBLICLY, on LIVE TELEVISION, that? Can not be taken back? Full on "masks off, behold the horrors you have payed for" moment?

Sure, they could SAY "that wasn't me" and "I was brainwashed" etc etc. But? If it's BIG enough? UGLY enough? TRUE??? People WILL find it. Dig and dig and dig like termites in the walls. Hunt like bloodhounds.

Riot in the streets.

Because? All it would TAKE? Is ONE half ghost, a few too many long nights trying to balance college classes and his internship, a bigotry filled call from back home, and staring down that empty fridge with just one box of moldering take out, because he's been too busy and stressed to remember to get GROCERIES AND-

Ah.

So this is what "so stressed you feel calm, I have run out of Fucks too give" feels like. Neat. *picks up phone* Hey, Sam? You still at that protest? Outside the presidential speech? Neat. Don't move.

One Phone Line Express later. SAM is telling him to breathe. Maybe... maybe calm down. Think about this. Others around her can see the same "spark of madness" glint in his almost zen like smile.

It Fiiiiine, Sam.

He's just here to Talk.

He disappears. Sam's freaking out. President stumbles but catches himself on the way to the mike. Up in the watch tower, various Magic users choke on their lunches, because a ghost just possessed the United States President.

ON LIVE TELEVISION.

He taps the Mike, smile, leans in real close like he's gonna Tell You Folks A Secret.... Aaaaand~

"The second you Die, you no longer have human rights. Doesn't matter how brief. Heart stops? You're sub-human scum! Non-sentient by American law. We here in the United Stares PROUDLY desecrate the bodies and graves of the dead. Tear apart the immortal souls of the innocent. And condemn you to oblivion crying, begging, and screaming for mercy! Why, obviously, is an act. Because souls don't have the RIGHT to feel fear or pain!

And YES. We do mean EVERYONE'S. Atlantian, Kryptonian, Martian. Canadian, Mexican, Russian, AND Chinese! I could keep going! Once you die? You belong to the United States to experiment on as we see fit! You're PROPERT now! So turn your nonrights having, nonsentient self in to the nearest GIW! For the good of AMERICA. Ectoplasmic Scum!"

*drops mic*

Jaws are on the floor. This was VETERANS DAY. Dead military Heros and smile for the cameras. A cake walk. Do a patriotism, rah rah. There.... there are DIPLOMATS in the crowd. Sure as SHIT, were more then a few foreign nationals WATCHING. Religious leaders looking on in fury, grief, and horror.

Reporters. Oh sweet Jesus the reporters.

The press secretary faints.

PANDEMONIUM. The president, still dazed and confused from being possessed, gets PUNCHED on live television be his VP, a deeply religious if moderately shady man. Take bribes? VP is cool with that. Bootstraps, peasants, and all that. But how DARE you fuck with the Souls of the dead. How DARE you!

Phones are blowing up, questions are being shouted, the JLA Dark FEEL like they should tell somebody about the ghost kid... but also this feels VERY "Call for help-y" so they might throw their weight around instead and pretend they know nothing. World leader are meaningfully staring at their Dear Beloved Dead Grandmother's photos as they send LIVID assistants to hound the American into answering the DAMN PHONE-!

And Danny?

Danny feels calmer now. He has stolen like....700 bucks from secret security's various wallets. He's going to buy himself BOUGIE groceries. Some...some NICE take out. Maybe a little cake. Yeah~ Cake for Danny~

If anyone needs him? No you don't. He needs to go do some shopping, eat, lie on the floor of his shower and just... vibe for a bit under the spray. In the dark maybe. Sleep for a week. Have his food. Yummy little treats.

Or he's gonna fuckin LOSE IT, man.

(Tucker is actively hacking his college schedule as they speak. He KNEW it. Called it! Too many classes! But does Mr "I can handle it" listen? Noooooooo! Now look what happened! Holy SHIT, Danny!)

@hypewinter @hdgnj @ailithnight @nerdpoe @the-witchhunter

Haven't uploaded in a hot second, huh?

Anyways- Team Red x MLB Crossover! Woooooooooo!

I always loved the idea of Ladybug and Spider-man interacting, but Team Red with Ladybug? A darker Version, a bit like Shadybug? Uh, yes please!

Really wanna write it and I'm working on it but nja...

Might be Bio!Dad Matt? Or Siblings!PeterNette?

The Justice League have a problem, one that needs some level of knowledge and expertise of a being from the Infinite Realms to give them a better chance of actually solving this problem.

However.

Every ghost they have summoned, without fail, took one look at Constantine. Squinted (yes, squinted). Then decided to go back to where they came without a word.

This. Would have been useful, nice even. If it was a situation where they needed the summoned being of a cult to head back to where they came without a fight.

But alas, that is not what is happening.

The Justice League, obviously, ask him why the ghosts keep fleeing back to their Realm at the sight of him, but Constantine can't answer because he genuinely has no idea why they keep leaving when getting a proper look at him.

So they keep trying and they do find some success in it. They summoned a boy, most likely older than he physically looks yet it still puts some of them off because of, well.

You know.

A boy with white hair and toxic green eyes. The boy stops short, as if not expecting to be randomly transported to somewhere else, takes a look around the room, then the Justice League. His eyes settle on one person.

Constantine, in particular.

He squints (Why do all of them squint? Nobody knows) and then a sudden looking of realization passes on his face. Different from the looks of vague fear and genuinely want to not involve themselves any further, his face held slight disgust and a heavy amount of disappointment.

Thankfully, he didn't leave immediately after that.

Constantine asks what's with the look on the ghost boy's face, the ghost boy in question squints even further. Stares at Constantine for a moment or two, buries his face in his hands and brings his knees to his hand and groans out.

"He could've done so much better."

Local insomniac and amnesiac accidentally scare the ever living daylights out of each other for completely different and very personal reasons.

I like the headcanon that the chain end up sharing and learning each other's songs! (Whether on purpose or by accident in the case of Legend here. It also ties into how Wild knows a bunch of their songs in totk!)

As usual, there's some extras under the read more!

I started coloring and then decided not to! Anyways- Pink Link Pink Link! Wind and Legend are crafting~ Wind's making what I know from camp as a pirate's rope bracelet >:) (though the actual name of the craft is kumihimo!)

That’s your dad?!?

First up, this is set centuries into the future. Danny is the ghost king and ancient of space and has taken Ellie (I like that name for her better) in as his daughter.

As is normal for all families, Danny and Ellie don’t always agree on everything. One particular point of contention between the two is Danny being overprotective. She understands that it’s in his nature as a protector spirt but that doesn’t make it any less annoying to have him hovering over her all the time. Just because she’s eternally 12 doesn’t mean she’s defenceless.

After one particularly bad fight between the two she flies off into a random dimension to get some space. The dimension she ends up in being the dc one. After awhile a just exploring and following the heroes of this world she has an idea. What better way to show to her dad that she can handle herself than by becoming a hero?

She introduces herself to the heroes of this world and (after confirming with JLD that she is in fact a ghost and she does in fact have good interiors) ends up joining one of the younger teams (I’m parcel to YJ but teen titans works to)

Now here’s the thing about Ellie. Just like her dad she sucks at explaining things. It just isn’t her strong suit. So when one of them asks about her death, she (after explaining they shouldn’t ask that) explains that she’s a neverborn. She never died, she’s just always been a ghost. Later on when someone asks her how neverborns come to exist she gives the ‘ectoplasm forming about an idea or concept’ explaining and completely forget to mention that’s not the only way.

Needless to say, the team think she doesn’t have parents. Especially adding on the fact she’s still a little pissed at Danny so doesn’t talk about him.

This lead to them being very confused when, in the middle of a huge alien invasion that they were very much about to lose, Ellie yells out “DAD!!!”

That confusion turns into terror when the night sky itself opens its eyes.

This made me think that in the Warrior Penelope AU it would be Penelope who ran to her patron for help on how to flirt boy.

Ares would be much more enthusiastic about helping Penelope,(after a small window of being incredulous bc why would she ask him about this and not his girlfriend, the literal goddess of love) but his actual advice would probably kinda suck.

It's okay, Odysseus ends up being kinda into it.

Marinette’s Life (after the Week Off)

So Surprise after way too much time working, some later hours. I finally finished fic from the winner of the Poll I posted a few weeks back. It was tie so I literally just flipped a coin. The poll was to try to get over my writer’s block and I still struggled with it. I’m not entirely happy with this fic but I am a bit proud of it. So I hope you like it. And thanks for reading.  Marinette’s week off

Two or three times a month, Marinette wouldn’t be in class. She’d be gone for a few day, once in a while an entire week, and come back like it was nothing. The teachers would never complain. No matter how much the other students in class brought it up. She was gone almost as much as Adrien was.

                       The teachers refused to say anything. It was clear they knew something but for some reason went pale whenever anyone asked about. More than likely it was the result of the so-called “student aides” that now sat in the back of the class rooms, watching.

Keep reading

warrior Penelope au but it's Amphitrite singing that one cover of get in the water

YOU KNOW THE ONE

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really quick comic based on this post by @fangirling-phoenix

Jay was in character and we were all Mico during "Odysseus"

Endangered Species

Dick: *Staring deadpan into the camera, The Office Style* And here, you can see the endangered species of Coffee Children in their natural habit.

Tim and Marinette: *falls down the stairs, babbling incoherently at each other while simultaneously fighting over the coffee pot*

Dick: Natural selection is coming for this species

Tim and Marinette: *chugging coffee from the pot in the background*

Guuuuuuys

Ok but you know what would be sweet and cute if Mari was a YouTuber while also Ladybug.

Mari just does jewelry, she doesn't design clothes, only jewelry that she shows off every now and then in her YouTube channel where she does gaming vids among other things.

She doesn't show her face since she is 14. I can totally see her meeting Thomas Sanders, Dan and Phil, Rosanna Pansino, Markiplier, Matpat, and a few other gamers, possibly the channel Tasty and The Try Guys and they promise to keep her face hidden from view when doing a video together.

But the other subscribers of the others only know that this girl is French, bc of her accent, that she has blue eyes bc of Phil saying something of them being twin eye buddies. That she's a baker's daughter bc Ro gushes and complains how Mari knows how to bake better than her before going "duh you grew up in one."

Now imagine...Lila lying she knows the girl possibly thinking this girl is also another girl who perhaps just is related to a baker and Mari bitches to possibly Mark or Sean or even Dan during the behind the scenes of a vid.

Dan went to college for a bit to be a lawyer. He has also met the other YouTubers thst Mari has done a collab with, 'cept Matpat I believe.

All these YouTubers confronting Lila live....

Just imagine it.

Just imagine these YouTubers protecting Mari, who they joke is Ro's daughter bc both are soooo sweet.

Just imagine it.

Guuuuuuys

Ok but you know what would be sweet and cute if Mari was a YouTuber while also Ladybug.

Mari just does jewelry, she doesn't design clothes, only jewelry that she shows off every now and then in her YouTube channel where she does gaming vids among other things.

She doesn't show her face since she is 14. I can totally see her meeting Thomas Sanders, Dan and Phil, Rosanna Pansino, Markiplier, Matpat, and a few other gamers, possibly the channel Tasty and The Try Guys and they promise to keep her face hidden from view when doing a video together.

But the other subscribers of the others only know that this girl is French, bc of her accent, that she has blue eyes bc of Phil saying something of them being twin eye buddies. That she's a baker's daughter bc Ro gushes and complains how Mari knows how to bake better than her before going "duh you grew up in one."

Now imagine...Lila lying she knows the girl possibly thinking this girl is also another girl who perhaps just is related to a baker and Mari bitches to possibly Mark or Sean or even Dan during the behind the scenes of a vid.

Dan went to college for a bit to be a lawyer. He has also met the other YouTubers thst Mari has done a collab with, 'cept Matpat I believe.

All these YouTubers confronting Lila live....

Just imagine it.

Just imagine these YouTubers protecting Mari, who they joke is Ro's daughter bc both are soooo sweet.

Just imagine it.

I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood

I mean seriously

what do you think we do every month

Guuuuuuys

Ok but you know what would be sweet and cute if Mari was a YouTuber while also Ladybug.

Mari just does jewelry, she doesn't design clothes, only jewelry that she shows off every now and then in her YouTube channel where she does gaming vids among other things.

She doesn't show her face since she is 14. I can totally see her meeting Thomas Sanders, Dan and Phil, Rosanna Pansino, Markiplier, Matpat, and a few other gamers, possibly the channel Tasty and The Try Guys and they promise to keep her face hidden from view when doing a video together.

But the other subscribers of the others only know that this girl is French, bc of her accent, that she has blue eyes bc of Phil saying something of them being twin eye buddies. That she's a baker's daughter bc Ro gushes and complains how Mari knows how to bake better than her before going "duh you grew up in one."

Now imagine...Lila lying she knows the girl possibly thinking this girl is also another girl who perhaps just is related to a baker and Mari bitches to possibly Mark or Sean or even Dan during the behind the scenes of a vid.

Dan went to college for a bit to be a lawyer. He has also met the other YouTubers thst Mari has done a collab with, 'cept Matpat I believe.

All these YouTubers confronting Lila live....

Just imagine it.

Just imagine these YouTubers protecting Mari, who they joke is Ro's daughter bc both are soooo sweet.

Just imagine it.

dere you go

Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

Wow, haven’t been on Tumblr for over 2 years now xD~ I’ve no idea if people are still following me here; migrated to other social medias by now like me xD;;.  I didn’t really just want to leave it like this though.

I was recently diagnosed with stage 4 fibrosis sarcoma cancer, and the doc thinks I got about 1-1.5 years left. I guess I’m really here to kinda….leave my mark? These are just some of my work from the past few years I haven’t been uploading here :3

I’m more active on Twitter, Instagram and Patreon. Every bit of support helps <3. I’m not sure if I’m ever posting back here, but thank you guys so much for reading.

Unmute !

*petting my cat* please cure my depression cat: *prrbhbphr* me: thanks

It’s sad that toxic game culture is so prevalent cuz like. As someone who has ended up in random matches with kids before, I can attest to how fucking easy it is to reverse and un-teach shitty attitudes in kids.

Example: I downloaded Friday the 13th because it’s free on psn. I dunno how to play, so I just enter quick play and I’m matched with 3-4 kids on mic. Immediately on mic they’re shitty and disparaging to each other. They laugh at each others deaths, they actively work against team mates and self sabotage, they call each other “fags”, etc. From the sounds of the voices they cannot be older than 13-14.

I put on my mic and just decide I ain’t havin it. I am nice. I thank them for barricading doors or leaving me items. When they break free from Jason’s grasp I say “good job!” or I try to help them. One kid survived for most of the match by himself. When he dies, I tell him he did a fantastic job.

The mood shift is practically INSTANT. These kids almost immediately stop being dick heads. They start encouraging each other and being kind. After the match all of them try to friend request me. Which should tell you a couple of things:

A) kids want to be kind, and they want to have a nice time playing games. But encounters with adults like me or so rare that they’ve trained themselves to instantly put on a toxic, shitty, defensive veneer when encountering any new person online. It’s literally just THAT EASY to not groom a horrible gaming community, it’s just that NO ONE does it.

B) the speed of which they all tried to friend me was cute, but paints for me such a sad picture? Like these kids are SO desperate to find people to play with who aren’t crappy jerks. They played with me for 10 minutes TOPS and all instantly tried to reach out to me.

tl;dr: The kids are alright. Adults are shit heads.

one of the most brilliant exchanges ever written for television tbh

Когда хозяин где-то шарахается, а ты дома один.Нечёсаный. Неглаженый. Нецелованный….