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Leonardo: ... *moves the mask around a bit to get a better look* fascinating... I have never seen any comedy mask like this before!

New York, somewhere hidden in the city is the assassin's creed household. In the house, Leonardo Da Vinci is currently studying and observing SCP 035, who had almost succeeded in turning Jacob into another one of his temporary hosts. While Jacob himself is currently pouting and is covered in bruises from Shaun and Desmond tackling him down into the rubble of an old Venice house. Trying to stop him from putting SCP 035 on his face. Shaun and Desmond stand by Leonardo while he observes the mask (with safety tongs of course). While Evie and Ezio are trying their best to console Jacob from the incident that had taken place. Some of the others watch intently as Leonardo tries to get a better understanding of the possessive mask.

Shaun: you can say that again...

Evie: come on Jacob.

Jacob: *huffs and turns away from Evie*

Evie: Jacob I said I was sorry! I didn't actually, believe you were being serious.

Jacob: well I was!

Ezio: come now amico, you can't be mad at your sister forever.

Jacob: bet!

Evie: *sighs*

Malik: so explain to us why this *does air quotes* "possessive mask" tried to get Jacob to wear it, exactly?

Connor: ya cause this thing... looks cursed.

Shaun: right. Desmond you wanna give this one away or-

Desmond: ya I got this one. *clears throat* Ok so basically the possessive mask, better known to the foundation as SCP-035, is a possessive mask that requires a human or humanoid-like host, organic or not so long as it has a humanoid face shape, it will possess the body and will essentially cause the original person to go brain dead and well dies.

Shaun: Once then, he'll take over that body and talk through it with his voice, he'll sometimes take on the traits of those he possesses, going as far as to even know every bit of information and memory that the person had when they were alive. And-

Rebecca: and he knows everything about the human brain and mind so this guy knows how to talk you into doing anything he wants you to do. He also has telepathic abilities as well.

Shaun: . . .

Desmond: . . .

Rebecca: what? Come on you guys, you think you are the only ones who are into this stuff?

Arno: Uh... so wait- hold on so, why choose Jacob as a host?

Jacob: because I'm awsome-

Shaun: probably because he was the easiest out of all of us there to be persuaded into putting him on.

Jacob: Hey!

Edward: So that mask can talk too?

Desmond: ya- well kind of.

Edward: if that mask can talk, then why isn't it talking?

Shaun: surprisingly, I have no idea. Usually this thing loves to talk.

Maria: You also mentioned something about a foundation. What kind of foundation are you refuring to?

Desmond: The SCP foundation.

Alexios: s.c.p?

Desmond: Secure.

Shaun: Contain.

Rebecca: Protect.

Desmond: We die in darkness so you may live in the light-

Connor: Wait, wait! ... that kind of sounds like our saying...

Arno:... What?

Connor: You know. The whole, "We work in the dark to serve the light." That phrase.

Jacob: I SAY WE SUE THEM-

Ezio: ya wait- HEY! They completely stole our phrase and just re-worded it!

Desmond: I-... Huh, I never noticed that before.

Aveline: OK can we get back to the foundation thing! Desmond, continue please.

Desmond: Right, well they're the main goal is to contain anomalies as a way of protecting humanity from the danger some of them possess, and to study and research them and how they work, as well as keeping the normalcy of the world.

Shaun: living or Object.

Rebecca: or just weird phenomenons that happen.

Jacob: secure, contain, protect ... Ok I'll give them this... That's a cool acronym! Why can't we do something like that!?

Bayek: Because we never needed one.

Edward: well ya but it be really nice to have one.

Alexios: The Templars have a name to brand themselves and make money why can't we?

Ezio: they have point.

Aya: we're not get an acronym for the creed.

Jacob: well why not!? We could brand ourselves and make cash!

Connor: I'm fine with how we have creed as it is.

Jacob: Oh Connor! You silly, silly, man... acronyms are cool if you know how to do it right. Makes you stick out.

Malik: exactly why we don't need one.

There is an eerie, echo of mocking laughter that fills the room, sending shivers down everyone's spine, as everyone slowly starts turning their attention to the mask still being held in the tongs Leonardo was using to hold it.

035: "My your all quite the delight to be around~. Talking about the most simplest off topic things then make it a big deal out of it the deeper you go. It's quite amusing really~."

Leonardo nearly drops the tongs he was using to hold the mask, just bearly catching them in time.

Desmond: alright @$$hole what's your game here?

035: "Aw~ can't we just have a nice chat? I am a people person after all."

Jacob: screw you! You nearly turned me into a walking corps for you to pilot!

035: "Touché now aren't we?"

Maria: ok... this is just getting werid even for us.

Malik: agreed.

Shaun: Don't even think about trying to mind control us either.

Rebecca: ya! We're elite b@#$, you can't touch us.

035: "I can see that. Many of you in the room currently each have the gift. The gift of the ancient Isu race. It would be a challenge... but who doesn't like a good challenge? Isn't that right Leonardo. Ah how good it is to see such a now famous face."

Leonardo: we've... met before?

035: "oh yes! 1487, you were invited by some of the richest Nobleman in the country of Italy to have one of you paintings displayed in an art gallery. I ran into when you were looking at some of the other art pieces inside. I recognized one of your works and complmented you on it. Remember?"

Leonardo: *nervously chuckles* I think you have the wrong painter, cause I would have certainly... remember. . .

Ezio: ... Leo?

Leonardo: . . .

Desmond: Uh Leonardo?

Leonardo: . . . *gently puts the metal tongs down onto the table and walks over behind Ezio, only to stare blankly at the mask in horror* . . . I remember you now.

Jacob: Wait! Wait! Hold up! So you have, actually met this family mask!?

035: "indeed he has! You know, Ezio your friend here was quite different from all the ither artist I meet that day. He's Cheerful, optimistic, smart, well rounded, open minded, greatly empathic and expressive, and very curious man by nature. He did actually almost uncovered my secret during our talk, that was how curious of a man you were. But Leonardo is also a chronic procrastinator, and very easily distractible. If I hadn't pointed out one of the paintings to you had done, Hehe, you might have actually uncovered my secrect long ago.

Ezio: Hey-! Wait... how did you know my-

Shaun: he can read minds Ezio, remember?

Leonardo: Mio dio...

035: That's my name! Well the name I prefer to be called by.

Malik: Dio?

035: Well actually it's more of D y o. Greak name. Ah the greaks and the Roman empire, such a marvelous time to be alive then. Right Alexios?"

Alexios: oh indeed it is! Quite a beautiful place!

Arno: Don't fuel the fire Alexios! It's trying to get inside your head by feeding you complements!

Shaun: Wait so were you actually made by greak Gods or-

Desmond: Shaun, buddy come on we've been over this. I still think he's secretly the black lord of Alagadda.

Shaun: yes but how on earth does Alagadda line up with the bits and pieces of information the foundation has on him so far?

Desmond: he's a big @$$ lier Shaun! You can't believe ever word that comes out his mouth.

Shaun: true but-

Connor: OK! Are we done here!?

035: "nope! And please you two do keep talking. I rather like this little side conversation about me~."

Jacob: f@#$ you.

035: "Aw~ is someone still mad about me?"

Jacob: yes!?!?

035: "Well I guess that makes two of you then."

Desmond: uhm, two?

035: "Yes, isn't that right... Kassandra."

Everyone in the living room turned and looked up to see Kassandra standing their with face of anger spread across it, lookimh stright down at the mask. Her staff of caduceus in her hands.

Alexios: sister?

Kassandra: . . . What. The hell. Is that damn maks. . . Doing in our house!?

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Random thoughts with

Jacob Frye pt.2

The whole family was watching an action car movie (it's all about family). Everyone sat in the living room together, some on the couch and some on the floor, Jacob sat next to Evie by the armrest of the couch as the movie went on with out any issues, it was then that Jacob, thought of the most random thoughts ever.

Desmond: *eating popcorn*

Jacob: . . . Popcorn is just explosions frozen in time for you to eat.

Desmond: *stops eating his popcorn*

...

Everyone: ...

Evie: *hard sighs* brother... pls...

Altair: *clenched teeth* ... not... today... Frye...

Ezio: is this what I missed when I wasn't at the dinner table last week?

Shaun: lucky you, yes. Not so lucky now though...

Jacob: Did you know, dinosaurs were more closely related to birds... so... since our creed's mascot is an eagle-

Malik: don't you dare Jacob-

Jacob: and if we were all from the prehistoric times-

Desmond: Jacob-

Jacob: *smug grin* Doesn't that make us-

Evie: Jacob I swear to god don't-

Jacob: Dinosaurs Creed! *wheezes*

Edward: HAHA!!! *wheezes* yes! That is exactly what we are!

Altair: no! No, we are not!

Leonardo: ... again, he's technically not wrong.

Shaun: Leonardo, listen we love you, but pls... don't encourage this any further.

Jacob: oh no it's far too late for that Shaun!

Claudia: can't we just watch this movie in peace, please Jacob...

Maria: *rubbing her head in irritation* yes pls, Jacob I rather not get a headache this late in the day.

Jacob: ... Dinosaurs are just pokemon with weaker evolutions.

Achilles: pls! Frye, just zip your mouth for more than five minutes for once in your life!

Jacob: fine! ok! ok!

Edward: Aw, you all are no fun...

Desmond: thank you, Jacob.

5 minutes later. The family seems to go back to relaxing and watching the movie, they are at a car chase scene.

Jacob: ... *smug grin is back* ... if lightning McQueen was real, would he get car insurance... or life insurance?

Edward: *snickers* Haha!

Arno: Oh mon Dieu! Do you ever shut up!

Alexios: well I know what movie we're not watching next. Thanks a lot, Jacob you just ruined cars for me!

Evie: I knew it was only a matter of time.

Achilles: And didn't I tell you to be quiet!? What happened to that!?

Jacob: yes, you specifically said "can you be quiet for five minutes." And I was quiet for exactly five minutes.

Rebecca: well how about literally longer than five minutes?

Jacob: nope! And did you know that the youngest photo of you... is technically the oldest photo of you.

Kassandra: remind me again as to why we have family events? If they're only going to end in disaster...

Haytham:... Is this how all the events usually end up being?

Connor: a good chunk of the time yes...

Haytham: huh, well look at that... I actually feel sorry for you for once son.

Jacob: if flys have their wings removed... are they then called walkers?

Ezio: Mio Dio, Jacob... stop.

Leonardo: here we go again...

Jacob: if a fire truck catches fire, it becomes the very thing it was sworn to destroy.

Desmond: Jacob don't make us have Altair kick your @$$ again.

Jacob: if the earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean every country is a third world country?

Altair: ... *grabs a pillow from the couch and proceeds to scream all of his rage into it*

Jacob: if you sweat in a sweater... does that make you the sweater?

Shaun: pls someone makes him stop!

Bakey: how do we make him stop!?

Jacob: Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, a mechanic hope you break down... but only a thief wishes you prosperity.

Evie: *takes the popcorn and gets up* well then I wish you all prosperity. *leaves to her room*

Desmond: hey! Wait that was mine!

Jacob: how come your lips don't touch, when you say the word touch, but touch when you say the word separate.

Alexios: oh like how you're tearing THIS FAMILY APART AGAIN!!!

Edward: *just laughing on the floor*

Jacob: There have likely been times in history where a leader was believed to have been poisoned but probably just had a severe food allergy.

Arno: I- ... that actually explains quite a lot now that I think about it.

Jacob: your future self is spying on you through memories.

Everyone: ... *looks over at Desmond* ...

Desmond: ... can we not, go over this again.

Jacob: you have to pretend to sleep, to fall asleep.

Aya: I'm going to throw him out of this house if he keeps this up.

Jacob: two wrongs don't make a right... but three lefts do.

Maria: this nightmare will never end will it...

Jacob: Your Teeth are warm.

Altair: . . . that's it! *pause the movie* COME HERE FRYE!

Jacob: NOT TODAY! *Jumps over the couch and runs upstairs to his room*

Altair: *runs after him*

The chase is once again lead to the second floor of the house as the remaining group is left downstairs to hear the echoes of the chase from the living room.

Everyone: ...

Malik: ... well I guess that takes care of that.

Leonardo: and I'm guessing like before, we aren't going to help him correct?

Shaun: yep.

Rebecca: Oh absolutely.

Desmond: pretty much... damn it now I gotta go make more popcorn. *gets up to make more*

Edward: *coughing and wheezing* Haha... ha...

While Desmond went to go do that the sound of the chase echoed from upstairs as it sounds like Jacob almost made it this time... almost. Jacob's screaming can be heard from the upstairs and the sound of something breaking.

Jacob: *upstairs* EVIE HELP! SAVE ME!!!

Evie: *from her room* you made your bed, you sleep in it. *closes her room door*

Jacob: NO EVIE WAIT-

And then the sound of glass shattering is followed as Jacob can be seen falling from the second floor to the front of the house from the living room window as Jacob moans in pain outside.

Desmond: *comes back in with more popcorn* got more popcorn.

Altair: *comes down stairs and sits back on the couch* ... so remind me again on why we are watching a movie about cars again?

Desmond: cause it's all about Family Altair. *eats some popcorn* it's all about family. *puts shades on and continues the movie*

Welcome back to part 2 of

Random thoughts with

Jacob Frye

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Random thoughts with

Jacob Frye

The whole gang is having dinner, some sitting in the dining room, some in the living room, the rooms were connected so they could still have conversations as a group, as family... a dysfunctional yet still functional family.

Everyone: *eating*

Jacob: *eating* ... lizards are just snakes with legs. *eats some of his food*

Everyone: *pauses eating and looks at Jacob for a moment* ...

Jacob: ... what?

Connor: you just said lizards are like snakes, but with legs... why?

Jacob: what? I didn't say that.

Rebecca: Uhm, yes you did...

Jacob: no I didn't.

Malik: damn it Jacob for once we're having a decent and peaceful meal, don't ruin this for the rest of us.

Jacob: I didn't say anything.

Evie: ignore him, you'll only encourage him.

Jacob: cause I didn't say anything.

Malik: whatever.

Everyone: *continues eating*

Jacob: *eats a bit of his food* ... *smirks* ... why is it that there's a D in fridge, but not in the word, refrigerator.

Altair: *hard sighs* damn it he's doing it again.

Shaun: Jacob please for the love of humanity and the sanity that is of this house, please stop.

Jacob: did you know a guy had to lick a rock... and now we have salt.

Altair: I will pay you any amount of money just so you can shut up.

Jacob: *still smirking* by logic bees shouldn't be able to fly... and yet they fly anyway, so does that mean bees don't follow any rules but their queens.

Kassandra: Jacob, even I'm tired of hearing this please stop.

Edward: Ha! I'm not.

Arno: Well I am!

Jacob: icecream is just frozen cow juice.

Alexios: and you just ruined ice cream for me, thanks a lot Jacob.

Jacob: your car keys have traveled further than your car.

Leonardo: ... he's not wrong.

Evie: please don't encourage him any further.

Jacob: planes are just giant metal birds.

Bayek: Jacob please stop-

Jacob: The Jonas brothers can't break up, cause they're brothers.

Evie: sometimes I wish we could.

Alexios: You're tearing this family apart!

Jacob: lasagna is just spaghetti but in cake form!

Connor: This is why we can't have nice things, Jacob.

Desmond: ok I'm putting an end to this. Hey Altair.

Altair: what Desmond?

Desmond: did you know that humans have off switches, but you just have to hit them hard enough and a certain number of times to shut them off.

Jacob: ...

Altair: . . . *give Jacob a creepy and terrify grin with one of his golden eyes glowing from under his cowl*

Jacob: O_O

Altair: >=D Jacob.

Jacob: ... what?

Altair: come here, Jacob.

Jacob: ... n-no, no, t-think I'm ok and safer here-

Altair: I wasn't asking Jacob.

Jacob: ...

Altair: . . .

Jacob: ... *quickly gets up and makes a run for upstairs*

Altair: *gets up and runs after him* COME HERE JACOB!

Jacob: SH*T, SH*T, SH*T!

Altair: *murderous grin on his face* I JUST WANNA PUNCH YOUR OFF SWITCH FRYE!

Jacob: I THINK IM GOOD FROM THE SAFETY OF MY ROOM!

They both run upstairs and the chase continues as they hear the sound of the two running echos to downstairs.

Leonardo: ... should we stop him?

Everyone else: ...

Rebecca: Nah, he'll be fine.

Shaun: agreed.

*Jacob screaming from upstairs*

Altair from upstairs: I gotcha you little Frye!

Desmond: ... ya he's fine.

Evie: he's been through worse and I'll just take care of him afterward.

Everyone continues to eat as a minute goes by the sound of Jacob tumbling down the stairs; into the living, followed by Altair walking down the stairs and he goes back to the dining room table and sits back down in his seat.

Altair: *eats some of his food* ... so how's everyone's day been?

Aveline: good.

Desmond: same here.

Altair: good. So Desmond I heard-

Jacob: *cough* Technically... y-you can't die *cough* in the livingroom cause, it's... called... the living-room *wheezy laughs before passing out*

Everyone: ...

Altair: ... so where were we?

Do you just... have shower thoughts... though technically if you have weird thoughts in another room, does that mean their room thought?

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Jacob: Hey Leonardo! Think you can build me, Arno, Edward, Alexios and Ezio this really obscure, crazy and possably dangerous contraption for us!?

Leonardo: absolutely not Jacob.

Later

Ezio: Ciao Leonardo! Do you think you can make me and the amigos this really obscure, crazy and possably dangerous contraption for us?

Leonardo: *with a smile* Why of course I can Ezio! It will be ready by next morning!

Ezio: *looks over to the group and give them a thumbs up*

Jacob, Edward, Alexios and Arno hiding and peeking over a corner: *gives Ezio both thumbs up, except Arno*

Arno: *facepalm* I can't believe that actually worked.

It was party time at the assassins house hold for today(April 4th) is Easter also the day that Connor/ Ratonhnhaké:ton was born. They decided to try and throw Connor a suprise party at the house, once Connor was told to run an "aren" shaun asked him to take care of, with Ezio, the assassins wod get straight to working on the party. Ezio was tasked to make sure Connor stayed busy for a few hours till everything was ready, he was the inside man and was to alert them if Connor was coming back. Once Connor left with Ezio the assassins went straight to work. However as things started to quickly go south...

Desmond: GUYS THE OVEN IS ON FIRE, PUT IT OUT!

Achilles: WHAT DO YOU THINK WE'RE TRYING TO DO!?

Jacob: *tangled in the streamers* guys I think I got myself stuck in the streamers again!

Evie: damn it Jacob! I said to let Arno handle the streamers for a reason!

Arno: ya about that Evie. *also stuck in the streamers* help.

Evie: *face palm and shaking her head of disappointment*

Alexios: ok he's definitely gonna like what I got him for his birthday! *is holding a poorly wrapped sword*

Kassandra: don't you think you should wrap that in a box brother?

Alexios: what's the point of going through the trouble of putting it in a box then wrapping it? This is a much more time saving way of doing it.

Edward: Ha! Well I now for sure my grandson is gonna love what I got him! *holding a small wrapped box*

Rebecca: Uh, a little help in the kitchen would be nice, guys!

Aveline: We got it! *hands Claudia the fire extinguisher*

Claudia: *takes the fire extinguisher and sprays the fire out*

Once the fire was out all that was left was a lump of charcoal sitting in the oven, that was supposed to be Connor's cake.

Aveline: ... I'm sure it's still good?

Claudia: *sighs* all that hard work for nothing... where's Altair? I thought I put him in charge of making sure the cake didn't burn?

Shaun: oh that's why he was in the kitchen standing about... crap, sorry Claudia, I sent him out to take care of the ice... speaking of he should have been back by now, where is he?

The front door suddenly burst open then slammed shut as Altair leans back against the door as the sound of an angry mob runs past the house and then starts running down the street. Everyone paused for a moment at what they were doing and stared at an exhausted Altair who was also holding a half full bag of ice.

Altair: *pants* I got the ice Shaun! *holds up the half full bag of ice* *pants*

Desmond: ... what happened?

Altair: don't ask. *pants and puts the ice in a near by ice chest*

Bayek: uh, guys I think edward spiked the punch with rum again.

Malik: why do you say that?

Bayke: *points over to the punch bowl*

Liberty (Connor's Turkey assassin companion) was flapping his wings around like crazy trying to fly but only to land on his side or on his face and is wobbling around all over the place.

Malik: ... ALLAH DAMN IT EDWARD!

Edward: *helping Desmond with balloons* what!? I thought it might spice things up a bit for the pary.

Aya: but why did you spike the punch with rum specifically?

Edward: Only the best for my little sea captain grandson.

Malik: *face palm*

Achilles: so what about the cake?

Claudia: I'm sure we'll have time to quickly bake another, *runs over to the stair case* LEONARDO! ARE WE STILL CLEAR OF TIME!?

Leonardo: *calling from up stairs in the attic* Si! We're still clear! No sign of their return yet!

Claudia: Si, we have time.

Desmond: well we gotta make this quick then!

Bayke: how are the balloons Desmond?

Desmond: *filling a balloon with helium* it's going good. Uh, you sure you don't need help Edward?

Edward: Nah, not at all lad, *struggling to turn the nob of the helium tank* j-just gotta turn, the damn- *slips his grip and almost falls over* Ga! Stupid, damn, tank! *hits the tank*

The tank breaks and helium leaks out.

Edward: uh oh...

Everyone close by the helium tank starts in haling the helium and starts coughing.

Altair: *cough* (high pitch voice) damn it Edward you ghabi! Look at what you've done! *quickly covers his mouth* ...

Everyone: ...

Desmond: (high pitch voice) oh crap helium tank broke.

Jacob and Edward: ... *snickers and starts laughing in high pitch voices* HAHAHA!

Jacob: Altair you sound like a mouse that had to much to drink!

Edward: Ey lad!

Altair: *high pitch low growl* you all sound like a bunch of mice too novice!

Jacob: Ha! I do, don't I!

Edward: you sound like a high pitch dolphin lad! *laughs high pitch*

Alexios: (normal voice) Hey let me try! *runs over and breaths in the left over helium* Wow this is werid!

Maria: (Normal voice) as much as I like to hear the sound of rats, I think we should go back to focusing on getting Connor's party ready

Altair: *clears throat* Please let's. *glares at The three*

Jacob: I'll uh... get starts on the confetti! *runs up stairs*

Edward: ...and uh... I'll get the drinks ready! *runs off some where*

Alexios: *high pitch still* I'll uh, go see if Jacob needs help with the conffite. *walks over to where Jacob is*

Evie: *sighs* Maria do you need help setting up the snack table?

Maria: *nods* that would be of much help, thank you Evie.

Evie: no problem.

Jacob: Gang way!

Jacob and Alexios rolled out a large confetti cannon down the stairs and started filling it with confetti.

Desmond: since when did we own a confetti cannon!?

Jacob: since I asked Ezio to ask Leo to make one?

Desmond: ... the f@#$!?

Jacob: well he would never agree to make one if I asked him, but if Ezio asked him. Ha, the man would never refuse Ezio.

Alexios: yep!

Arno: oh mon Dieu! You guys why!?

Jacob: oh calm down Frenchy, not like it's gonna start a fire! Beside Connor's gonna love this!

Arno: and I wounder at times why Connor stopped hanging out with us... (whispers) (wish I had his guts to do the same)

Jacob: hey! He still hangs out with us at times.

Arno: Oui, when your not causing problems.

Alexios: will you relax, this won't cause any problems.

Evie: ok we got to have a rule for Leonardo to not agree on making such ridiculous requests like this.

Maria: agreed.

Aveline: *looking around for something*

Rebecca: you ok Aveline?

Aveline: ya I'm just looking for something I made for connor.

Rebecca: oh maybe I can help you find it. What did you make him?

Aveline: I made him a good luck bracelet for him to wear, it had two feathers on it and was made out of wooden beads.

Rebecca: I'm sure we can find it somewhere.

Nasir came by with silver (Connor's other companion silver back wolf) and Desmond the dog came around. Desmond (the dog) was barking and yipping happily around Jacob, Alexios, and the party cannon. Jacob and Alexios were distracted by Desmond tipping and barking that they didn't see Nasir sitting on the arm rest part of the couch investigating the strange cannon.

Jacob: come on Desmond the dog, knock it off! we got to set up the cannon right or-

Desmond the dog: *Barks* *grabs the remote from Jacob and runs to the other side of the room*

Jacob: HEY! DESMOND NO!

Desmond: *turns around* what!?

Jacob: oh not you Desmond, Desmond the dog, he-

Desmond the dog: *drops the remote and pushes the button*

Jacob: uh oh...

Everyone: 0_0

The Cannon went off and since the confetti wasn't completely separated properly a ball of compacted confetti bursted out the cannon landing into the kitchen and scaring the life out of Nasir. Nasir jumped onto Jacob's face trying to hide under his top hat while also clawing his face in the process. The ball of compacted confetti landed in the bowl of the fresh new batch of cake mix as Cladia was just about to place it I'm the oven not only getting cake mix on her, but on Achilles, Shaun, Evie, Aveline, Rebecca and Altair.

Achilles: ... ok that's it, I give up. *leaves the kitchen to go clean himself off*

Shaun: agreed *grabs a kitchen towel and cleans off his face*

Claudia: and there goes the last of the cake batter...

Aveline: *wipes a bit of the cake batter of her face and hives it a bit of a taste* hm, well I'll tell you this Claudia, the cake would have been amazing. *looks over by the counter and see the bracelet* oh! *grabs it* found it.

Altair: . . . jaCOB FRYYYYE!!!

Evie: oh bloody hell.

Jacob: AH! Altair- OUCH! GET YOUR CAT OFF ME! *trying to get Nasir off of him*

Altair: *wipes the cake batter off his face the best he can and runs over to Jacob* Nasir! no! Get off Jacob right now! *gently grabs Nasir of Jacob and hold him* you don't know where that man has been.

Jacob: *covered in cat scratches* Hey!

Leonardo: *yells from up stairs* THEIR ALMOST HERE!

Desmond: F@#$! We don't have time for this sh*t!

Everyone began to freak out and run about all over the living and kitchen only make more of a mess in the process.

Leonardo: *runs down stairs* everyone take place Their ba-... oh mio Dio...

Ezio and Connor where walking up to the hidden assassin home, with bags of stuff Shaun had asked them to get. The closer the two got to the house the more it was harder for Ezio to hide his smile anymore.

Connor: you seem to be in a good mood after finishing a long arena?

Ezio: hm? Oh, *clears throat* was I smiling? scusa I didn't realize.

Connor: uhm? Is there a reason for your sudden smile?

Ezio: well *chuckles* we were gonna wait till you came home, and that you are *unlocks and opens the door* Happy birthday Co- ...uh...

Ezio and Connor were welcomed home to the assassins all either taned up in streamers other were on the floor and were toppled over one another and some... were a mix of both, all but Leonardo who seemed equally confused as the two were.

Connor and Ezio: . . .

Jacob: *strung up to the ceiling with his sister in streamers* ...Happy Birthday Connor! *nervous smile*

Aveline: *tangled in streamers too* suprise...

Edward: *is strung upsidedown by his feet with Party streamers* *blows on a party blower*

Ezio and Connor: ...

Achilles: *comes down stairs* Are you guys almost- oh come on!

Just then they heard a small chuckle come from Connor. They all turned to face him as ge started chuckling and a bit of laughter.

Jacob: so... your not upset about the suprise party?

Connir: *Chuckling* mad? Why would I be mad? *snickers* I had a hunch something was up, and figured if it was something for my birthday, I was expecting it to end up something like this. Im honestly don't care for my birthday much anyway, but I'm happy you guys tried anyway, just to do something nice for me.

Leonardo: awe, your welcome acmico.

Edward: HAHA! That's my grandson!

Shaun: So, does that mean you'll help untangle us now?

Connor: ya, and I think I have a better idea on where I want to spen my birthday at.

That night they went to the bar Desmond worked at and had some food and drinks and Connor opened his gifts. Desmond said that he didn't mind the extra work hours -and erasing the camera footage- all was well, and Jacob got his face patched up as well.

Connor: *opens his gift from Edward* *is now holdings a small gold telescope* Wow, thanks grandfather.

Edward: Ey, Of course, this telescope use to be mine and I'm giving it to you now to take care of.

Connor: thanks again grandpa.

Edward: any time lad. *drinks his shot of rum*

Aveline: here's my gift to you Connor. *hands him the bracelet*

Connor: *takes the bracelet* You made this yourself Aveline?

Avelone: yep, that and this *kisses him on the check* that too.

Connor: O-Oh uh... Thank you, Aveline. -///-

The family laughted or chuckled at Connor's reaction. They were talking and hanging out and eating some food from the bar, till it was 1 in the morning.

Happy birthday

Ratonhnhaké:ton

Part 2?

Also yes I know it's late, I have been busy lately with testing 😔 it the final brain cell for me at this point.

The French

and

The Irish

An Assassin's Creed Headcanon

Warning may contain a lot of physical violence

The fight was fears and on going, the assassin family has infuriated Abstergo, but were caught last minute during their escape. It was Assassin v.s. Templar. Each assassin was fighting someone from their home time period and soon it turned into an all out free for all, that soon took a very interesting turn.

Cesare: YOUR DEAD AUDITORE!!! *clashes his sword with Ezio's*

Ezio: *blocks it with his sword* I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY BORGIA!

Robert: GET OVER HERE FRYE! *drops his sword down towards Jacob*

Jacob: WHOA! *Doges out the way* HA! Gonna have to try a little harder then that, big guy!

Robert: *low growls*

Crawford: You fight well boy! But I will no be defeated by an assassin! *fires his pistol at Connor*

Connor: *pulls out a pistol and fires back* AND I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE!

Julius Caesar: *running from Altair* GET THIS PSYCHO AWAY FROM ME!

Altair: *Chasing Julius Caesar with sword in hand* COME HERE alkaliba!

Desmond: YOU ATTACKED THE WRONG ASSASSIN FAMILY F@#$ERS! *using his Isu power and just throwing energy balls to hit any Abstergo security*

Haytham: QUICK TAKE DESMOND DOWN BEFORE HE-

Maria: *punches Haytham in the face*

Haytham: Fu-

Maria: Evie heads up! *Swings Haytham over to Evie*

Evie: *smacks Haytham in the stomach with her cane*

Haytham: *winces in pain and falls to the ground*

The security guards begin firing their guns towards any of the assassins but it was rather difficult with the Templar historians fighting the assassins up close. In a van hiden in an Alleyway, Shaun, William, Rebecca, Leonardo, Claudia and Achilles were watching from the van's computer monitors watching the fight go down from the inside.

Leonardo: things are not going well in the assassins favor...

Claudia: They need to get out of there.

Achilles: and quick.

William: *press the intercom button* Desmond! You need to get the family tree out of there now!

Desmond: we're trying! There's to many of them!

Shaun: well you better think of something quick!

Desmond: I got it! I got it!

The assassin we're started to get cornered as the security guards coming more in numbers and the assassin trying there best to hold them off

Kassandra: there's to many!

Altair: it is no use we must retreat with out the asset!

Senu was dive bombing at some of the guards but was swatted out the air by a guard and fell by Bayek and Aya.

Bayek: Senu! *picks up Senu and holds him* you ok!?

Senu: *whimpers*

Cesare: End of the line assassins!

Charles Lee: *kicks Arno down*

Arno: *falls in pain* It's no use! What do we now?! *lays there in pain*

Desmond: uh, uh- *notices Shay* ... oh man I'm gonna regret doing this... here goes. Hey Arno, uh there's something I gotta tell you before we all die here.

Arno: *grunts in pain* what?

Desmond: well uh... *deep inhales* SHAY CORMAC WAS THE ONE WHO KILLED YOUR REAL FATHER!!!

The room went dead silent as the echo of Desmond's words spread through the room, the guards paused what they were doing and all turn to look at Desmond, even the templar historians and the assassins had paused what they were doing and looked at Desmond before looking over to Shay.

Arno: *slowly sits up to looking at Shay with a shocked expression* ... Quel? ...

Shay: ... refresh my memory again, for I have hunted down many assassins, what was his father's name again?

Haytham: *slowly standing up* I believe his name was *cough* ah, excuse me, uh Charles Dorian, Shay, remember.

Shay: Charles Dorian... oh yes I remember him now... I was unaware he had son... let alone it to be you Arno.

Arno: ...

Evie: oh poor Arno...

Jacob: hey uh... Arny... you gonna be ok?

Arno: . . .

Ezio: Arno? Amico?

Arno: . . . .

Desmond: ... I think I f@#$ed up...

From the van the gang was just as quiet.

Everyone: ...

Shaun: ... *pushes the intercom button* I think you did Desmond... I think you did.

Leonardo: oh my...

Claudia: that was a rather unexpected turn... povero...

Achilles: *sighs* and so the truth finally comes out... not how I expected it but...

Back in the building.

Arno: ...

Shay: listen Arno if it makes you feel any better I can assure you that your father-

Arno: *quickly quickly gets up* AAAAAAHH!!! *Rushes at shay tackling him to the ground and begins punching him repeatedly in the face*

Everyone gasp in shock.

Edward: HOLY SH*T LAD!

Arno: YOU PUTAIN DE BASTARED!!! YOU RUINED MY F@#$ING LIFE YOU CONNARD!!!!

Haytham tries to help Shay but is ameditly shoved in the stomach in the same place as the cane hit him by Arno and falls to the Ground in pain. Charles Lee rushes over to Haytham's aid as the entire room watched the two fight.

Arno: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU SHAY CORMAC!!!

Shay: *fighting back* WILL YOU CALM DOWN YOU CRAZY FRENCH MANIAC!!!

Arno topals over Shay and starts to strangle him in a blinding rage.

Altair: well you did kill his father and if I was Arno... I'd definitely do the same thing.

Robert: your not helping, girl stealer.

Altair: I never said I was baldi.

Arno: *turns his head around to Altair and Robert, his hands still on Shay's neck* SHUT UP YOU TWO AND MINED YOUR OWN F@#$ING BUSINESS!

Robert and Altair: ...

Shay: *kicks Arno in the stomach and punches him in the face*

Arno falls over and with Shay's fist in his face he grabs shay by the wrist and punches him repeatedly in the face and the two start to tackle one another and rolling over one another punch and kicking each other and yelling at one another in their home language.

Jacob: GO ARNY! KICK THAT BLOODY BASTERED TO THE CURB!

Edward: ARNO! ARNO!

Jacob and Edward: ARNO! ARNO!

Jacob, Edward, Alexios: ARNO! ARNO! ARNO!

Altair: *face palm*

Shay: FRENCH C@#$!

Arno: IRISH CHIENNE!

Shay: *spits in Arno's face*

Arno: AAAAAH!!! *punches shay in the face*

The group in the van was watching the fight between Arno and Shay and just stood and sit there watching in shock.

William: *pinches the bridge of his nose and shakes his head*

Shaun: ... what the bloody hell?

Leonardo: ...

Achilles: *sighs* I knew this would happen the day he found out...

Claudia: ...

Rebecca: ya! Go Arno! Kick his @$$!

Everyone in the van just look at Rebecca.

Rebecca: what! Everyone was fighting each other not that long ago and now your looking at me like I'm the crazy French guy beating up the Irish Templar.

Shaun: ... that's oddly specific...

Back at Abstergo the fight between the two kept going and so far the two are too equally matched for one another.

Desmond: ... ok should we all a gree here to uh, just settle this whole thing another time or?

Laureano: yes... let us uhm... do this possible at a more suitable time...

Desmond: cool, ok Arno that's enough!

Arno ignored Desmond and continued to fight Shay fist to fist.

Jacob: Arny... buddy you can stop now...

Shay: YOUR FATHER WAS PART OF AN ORGANIZATION THAT CARED LITTLE FOR THE INNOCENT AND CLEARLY STILL IS TODAY!

Arno: MY LIFE IS RUINED BECAUSE OF YOU! I WOULD HAVE STILL HAD MY FATHER IN MY LIFE IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU! *starts to tear up* I WOULD HAVE HAD A MUCH MORE BETTER LIFE! A FAMILY BACK HOME! YOU TOOK THAT AWAY FROM ME!!! *is now back on top of Shay and is just giving him no mercy and keeps punching him in the face over and over again*

Altair: I had enough of this! *martches over to Arno and grabs him and locks Arno's arms back* THAT'S ENOUGH ARNO!!!

Arno struggles and tries to escape Altair's grasp as some of the other assassins had to come help hold Arno back. Haytham quickly rushed over to Shay and helped him up along with Charles Lee and some of the other templars came to his aid as well and helped him up.

Arno: *in tears* YOU BASTARED! YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!!! YOU-

Jacob: ARNO THAT'S ENOUGH! *slaps him across the face*

Arno: ... *starts to cry* You @$$hole!!! You took everything from me!!! *sobs*

The Templars: ...

Cesare: I think you all should leave now...

Connor: not like we were planning on staying anyway.

The assassins start making there way to the exit when.

Shay: *pants* Hey!

Arno: *turns around*

Shay: *deep tired breathing* ... I killed your father soith.

Arno: . . . AAAAAAAAAH!!! *Breaks free and rushes at Shay and drop kicks him in the gut*

Yep 2:37 at night watching spongebob and this is what I come up with. I hope you guys enjoy this assassin's creed headcanon, stay healthy and safe out there everyone and see you next time. 👋

Random Assassin's creed headcannon time

Altair: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD THAT! *smacks Jacob on the head with his own top hat repeatedly*

Jacob: OUCH! OW! OUCH! CAN YOU STOP- OUCH! I SAID I WAS SORRY!!!

Leonardo: *looking under the couch* He's not here.

Evie: *looking around in the kitchen* not here either.

Bayek and Aya: *comes out the laundry room*

Bayek: he's not in the laundry room.

Senu: *flys into the room*

Bayek: any luck Senu?

Senu: *shakes his head no*

Altair: *smacks the top hat harder onto Jacob's head* I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SLAPED MY CAT IN THE FACE WITH A SHOE!

The whole assassin family was scattered around the house for Altair's pet kitten Nasir.

Shaun: a flip flop to be more precise-

Altair: SHUT THE HELL UP SHAUN OR YOUR NEXT!

Shaun: ... geez, I'm trying to help you find your cat.

Maria: well he couldn't have gone far.

Desmond: I checked my room and some of the others, not there.

Kassandra: not in the attic.

Altair: JACOB YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE SLAPPED MY CAT TO ANOTHER DIMENSION FOR ALL I KNOW!

Jacob: I DIDN'T MEAN TO! I WAS AIMING FOR ALEXIOS! AND THAT DUM-

Altair: *slowly pulls out a knife*

Jacob: mmmm- smart cat...

Altair: *slowly puts the knife away*

Jacob: *sighs* and Nasir just so happens to be behind Alexios at the time! Then I swear I saw him run under the couch!

Altair: WELL HE CLEARLY ISN'T!

Alexios: We checked the whole house.

Ezio: no luck.

Connor: *in Altair's room* I really shouldn't be in here... but we gotta check every so... *opens Altair's closet* ...oh.

Altair: YOU GHABI! YOU SLAPED MY LITTLE KITTEN TO ALLAH KNOWS WHERE!

Jacob: IT WAS ALEXIOS FAULT!

Alexios: HOW IS IT MY FAULT!

Jacob: YOU PROVOKED ME TO THROW THE BLOODY CHANCLA AT THE CAT!

Alexios: I DIDN'T DO SH*T! YOU THREW THE DAMN THING AT THE CAT!

Altair: BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP OR I SWEAR I'LL SKIN YOU BOTH ALIV-

Connor: Hey you guys might wanna come up here a sec.

Everyone: ...

They head up stairs to Altair's room, where they were looking at a poor terrified little Nasir in the closet hanging on for dear life onto the red sash of one of Altair's robes.

Connor: I found him hiding in the closet like this. When I tried to pick him up he uh... refused to let go of the robes.

Altair: Nasir! *gently and carefully removes Nasir from the sash and holds him* Nasir; are you ok?

Nasir: *a little shakey* Mow~

Altair: *sighs* poor little one.

Jacob: ... does this mean I'm-

Altair: no. In fact your cleaning Nasir's litterbox for the next week Frye.

Jacob: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!

Alexios: Ha!

Altair: you too Alexios.

Alexios: like hell I am! I'm older then your @$$ I don't need to listen too you!

Kassandra: then how about me brother.

Alexios: Sister, come on~ your not really going to agree along side him.

Kassandra: he maybe of the lower power by a few centuries down, but that doesn't excuse the fact that you had part in this.

Aya: remember how the leadership in this house and outside works Alexios.

Kassandra: me, Bayek and Aya, Altair, William, and Desmond at times are the ones who have any say around here.

Alexios: AND YOUR LEAVING ME OUT!?!?

Kassandra: for good reasons yes. I'm sorry brother.

Alexios: ... I feel betrayed.

Later that week

Jacob and Alexios: *cleaning the litterbox*

Jacob: ... this sucks, I already have a dog to take care of why am I cleaning up after a cat!

Alexios: ... hey Jacob?

Jacob: hm?

Alexios: why does Altair have a cat? Where'd he even get the small furball from?

Jacob: you really don't remember?

Man it's been a while!

Yes I live! Real world has been busy and I've been also kind of procrastinating a bit. Yes! The epic adventures of Malik and Leonardo will continue! My computer is broken and the thing for the Tumblr page is broken for the 3rd episode so, stay tuned for that, also a new story is coming up called

The story of Nasir the cat

I'm really excited for that one, cause it tells the story of how Altair met Nasir in the first place. So stay tuned for that.

Hope you guys are healthy and well, stay tuned and to see more assassin's creed stuff as well as some more artwork stuff too

The Epic Adventures of Malik and Leonardo

Episode 2

The next day had come, Malik stretched his arm out and yawned, slowly opening his eyes he took a look at his clock and saw it was 6;31 in the morning. Malik got up and got dressed in his regular clothes and ready for the day. Before making his way out of his room he grabbed the drive off of his night stand and put in his pocket.

He started walking downstairs and was greeted with Achilles, Leonardo, Evie, Bayek, Aya, kassandra, Maria, Henry and Arno already awake and eating breakfast at the table and just as Shuan said, Altair, Ezio, Connor, Desmond, Rebecca and Shaun were no where to be found.

Malik: I see that Jacob, Edward, and Alexios are once again sleeping in till 10 again, not surprising.

Evie: *sigh* that's my brother.

Henry: sounds like Jacob. *Pat's evie on the back*

Leonardo: Claudia should be up by 8 soon. Oh! and Malik, before I forget Shaun says William will be here to pick up the drive in a week from now.

Malik: good, so that just leaves us plenty of time to relax.

Maria: you still have the drive with you Malik?

Malik: *pulls drive out of his pocket and held it up for the group* yep.

Achilles: good, don't loose it, or else Shaun's gonna loose it.

Malik: trust me Achilles, I won't loose it. Unlike Jacob, I take care my things.

Leonardo: well just to be safe I recommend putting in this. *pulls out a small plastic baggie*

Malik: plastic?

Leonardo: it's a zip-lock bag, I hear people use them to keep food items in them, but they also can be used to keep electronics from potentially get wet.

Malik: I doubt I will be anywhere near water today, but I guess better safe then sorry.

Leonardo handed Malik the zip-lock bag and Malik placed the drive in the plastic bag then sealed it up.

Malik: there that should keep it from possible water damage.

A couple of hours had gone by, it was 12:45 now and everyone had been doing there own thing, Jacob was playing video games on the living room T.V with Alexios and Arno on the floor. Edward was talk to Achilles at the table about how ships have changed so much over the years, Maria sat on the couch petting little Nasir behind the ears, Aya, bayek, Evie and Henry were talking about the creed, Leonardo was paint a portrait of Senu, as he sat on Bayek's shoulder and Malik was read on the couch.

Jacob: I'm gonna beat you Arno!

Arno: you said that last round and I completely decimated the two of you!

Alexios: no way! I'm going to win this time!

The three assassin continuously smashed the button on there controller as it was get to final bit.

Jacob: YES! NO! YES! NO WAIT! STOOOOP!!!!

Arno and Alexios: SHUT UP JACOB!

Jacob: >=[ ... 💡! BLOODY HELL WHATS THAT OVER THERE!!!

Alexios: *turns to his head to his left* WHERE?!?!

Arno: you idiot! He trying to distract-

Jacob: *throws a near by book at Arno then one of his sweaty socks at Alexios* HAHA!

Arno: *gets hit in the face* Ouch! Jacob you enfoiré, (you bastard)!!!

Alexios: GROSS IS THIS ONE OF YOUR SOCKS!!!

Jacob: Fresh off the foot too!

Alexios: *grimaces* 🤢 hUu GROSS JACOB!!!

Jacob: Haha!!!

Game: player 1 wins!!!

Jacob: WOOW! SUCK IT YOU TWO I WIN!

Arno: JACOB YOU CHEATING BASTARD!!!

Alexios: YOU DIDN'T WIN SH*T!!!

Jacob: HAHA!! THE GAME SAYS OTHER WISE WOOOOW!!! *stands up quickly in victory and accidentally threw his controller behind him*

Malik: *gets hit in the face with the controller* OUCH! JACOB!

Jacob: uh oh... sorry Malik...

Malik: *does a hard sigh, gets up and closing his book*

Maria: where are you going?

Malik: out. *walks up stairs*

Jacob: out? where?

Malik: anywhere but here.

Leonardo: oh Malik!

Malik: what?

Leonardo: if you are planning on going out, mind if I tag along? I'm not aloud to leave the house unless I'm accompanied by one of you.

Malik: I don't care if you do or don't, as long as you aren't Jacob then I'm fine with it.

Jacob: HEY!

Evie: he has a point Jacob.

Malik and Leonardo head up stairs to change into their modern wear. Malik wore a white t-shirt, a black jacket that had the left sleeve pinned up, dark grey pants and black shoes. Leonardo wore a cactus green thin sweater shirt, a thin light brown coat, blue jeans, brown shoes, a thin red silk scarf and his red beret. Malik grabbed his black leather wallet and his phone that Shaun, Rebecca, and Desmond had given him and the others, placing them in his back pocket along with the drive.

Leonardo grabbed his satchel and placed his sketch book and drawing things into the bag as well as his wallet and phone. The two head-out the front door and began walking the down town streets of New York. There was silence between the two for a bit before Leonardo broke the silence.

Leonardo: wow, New York. You know I hardly ever get to see this place.

Malik: remind me again why you can't leave the house exactly?

Leonardo: well since I play an important key role in history, I'm not aloud to leave the house with out one of the assassins to accompany me out in the streets for my safety.

Malik: ya (oh)... right... well it must be nice finally getting out right?

Leonardo: Si, it is quite nice out today. *smiles*

Malik: ... *sigh*

Leonardo: what?

Malik: it's nothing.

Leonardo: that heavy sigh didn't sound like nothing.

Malik: it's just... how are you so incredibly positive all the time?! Always smiling everywhere you go, always seeing the light side of things?!

Leonardo: ... is this about Jacob throwing the-

Malik: NO! NO ITS NOT! It’s just, why are you so... happy, all the time.

Leonardo: Oh well, I just always keep a positive mindset.

Malik: Tch! You do know that this world isn't always sunshine and rainbows you know.

Leonardo: I am aware, I've seen it and I've experienced it on multiple occasions, but I just always think positively on things. There is always a light somewhere at the end of the dark tunnel right?

Malik: oh please this world just loves to screw with us, if anything its annoying and irritating.

Leonardo: hm... *imitates Malik's sigh*

Malik: what?

Leonardo: nothing.

Malik: ok what do you want alhimar aldhaki (smart @$$)?

Leonardo: well I just don't understand how you can see the world in such darkness. I can understand if its because of *looks at Malik's missing arm* ... personal reasons... but you seem to have forgave and forgot-

Malik: I didn't forget... I only forgave...

Leonardo: hm... I think I see your problem Malik, you forgive, but you hurt cause you don't forget. You need to learn to let go.

Malik: ... I try... its... harder then what it seems...

Leonardo: it can be tough, but there's always hope. There will always be that spark of light in life, you know. PMA!

Malik: P.M.A?

Leonardo: Positive Mental Attitude!

Malik: ... where did you learn this from?

Leonardo: from an Irish man on the internet. Desmond introduced me to his channel he does gaming videos. For someone who yells a lot in his videos, he seems to be quite an expert on positive mental health.

Malik: which tuber did you say he was?

Leonardo: the one with the green eye named Sam.

Malik: oh that one.

The two chatted for a bit till they reached a cafe. The everyone in the assassin's household were quite fumiler with this cafe and would frequently visited it cause of how close it was and the food they had there was amazing.

Leonardo: shall we stop here for some food?

Malik: sure why not.

They entered the small cafe and saw a guy in a zipped up brow puffy coat with all kinds of pins pinned around the front of it, he wore saggy jeans and had shaggy brown, shoulder length hair, as well as have brown eyes and a goatee similar to Malik's but a length longer, behind the counter.

Cafe guy: well if it isn't my two amigos! Leo, Malik, how you two dudes been?

Leonardo: saluti (greetings) Michael!

Malik: marhabaan (hello) Mike.

Michael: so what can I get for you dudes today.

Malik: Hm... I'll have latte, no soy, and half a foot sub.

Michael: alright the usual latte, no soy and a sub got ya. Alright and what about you Leo? The usual vegetarian salad?

Leonardo: yes please, and can I have cappuccino as well please.

Michael: alright then, you got Leo.

So after sometime of wait the two received their food and drinks they took a seat inside and began eating and talking, unaware of two people watching them from a far.

End of episode 2

Tune in till next time to see who these to mysterious people are ✌

Sorry if this was a little short 😓

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The Epic Adventures of Malik and Leonardo

Episode 1

(Updated)

It was a day like any other in the assassin household. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping and flying alongside eagles. On this particular day, however, was quite one that was unexpected for two assassins in the household, well more of a painter and an assassin.

Leonardo was working on repairing a hidden blade, in his upstairs workshop, while Malik was looking over some files downstairs with Maria. Claudia was in the kitchen making dinner with Achilles, waiting for the assassins to return from their mission.

Leonardo was working on fixing a hidden blade that one of the assassins had broken (Jacob) on a "mission" as they claimed.

After some time he had finally finished the repairs on the gauntlet.

Leonardo: there! It's finally finished. *sighs and wipes his brow*

Leonardo put the gauntlet on and tested the grapple hook function as it went flying out and hit the wall. Leonardo then reeled it back into the gauntlet.

Leonardo: perfecto! *takes off the blade and puts it down* *starts walking over to the windowsill and opens it up*

The view wasn't the complete best, cause of the neighboring building hiding their hideout home from the outside world. But at least the birds still managed to make their way through to visit him, as they flew around the hidden space.

Leonardo: *chuckles and leans against the sill edge* Today has been quite kind and peaceful. *breaths in a bit of the air*

He will admit the air back home in his time is cleaner than the city's air, but still open-air nonetheless. One of the birds landed next to Leonardo on the windowsill as it chirped to him.

Leonardo: oh! Why hello there. Sorry, I don't have any bread for you today. A certain two people wanted to see if they could make a rather tall sandwich like the ones on T.V.

He'll never forget the scolding Edward and Alexios got from Shaun for using up all the bread they had.

Leonardo: Heh, but I think- *pulls out some bird food seeds from his pouch* I bought this recently from the store close by.

Leonardo carefully laid his palm open and flat for the bird, as it curiously hopped towards Leonardo's open hand. The bird started to eat some of the seeds from his hand.

Leonardo: it must be nice to see the world from such an amazing view from the sky... *sighs* someday... someday...

The smile on Leonardo's face slowly fell as he stared out the window.

Leonardo: (if I'm able to leave again first...)

The bird finished eating as it stared curiously at Leonardo as if it could tell he was sad. The bird chirped at him getting his attention.

Leonardo: hm? Oh, you finshed already?

The bird chips solemnly to him as it leaped closer to him.

Leonardo: I'm fine my little friend, just... thinking...

The bird tweets at him as it nuzzles next to his hand.

Leonardo: *pets the bird gently with his index finger* "whispers" "I wish I could follow you out there with the other birds..."

Just then he hears the sound of some vehicles pulling up into the hidden area. He looked down and smiled when he saw all the assassins stepping out of the two vans and Desmond off his motorcycle.

Leonardo: ah, They're finally back!

the bird chirps to Leonardo as it stood up.

Leonardo: I'm glad to see you again my little friend, I shall see you again tomorrow morning.

The bird chirps goodbye as it flys away and Leonardo closes the window. He grabbed the newly repaired hidden blade and rushed downstairs to the front door.

Leonardo: their back everyone!

Leonardo shouted as he ran down the last step.

Malik: good, it's about time they came back.

Desmond unlocked the front door and sighed in relief to be home.

Desmond: hey guys, we're back!

Everyone walked inside tired and exhausted.

Desmond, Rebecca, and Shaun were the first three to come in, followed by Altair and Ezio. Altair walked over to the couch where he sat in between Maria and Malik.

Maria: welcome home aleaziz. (dear) *kisses Altair on the check*

Malik: yes, welcome back Novice. Glad to see you made it back safely.

Altair: it's good to be back home.

There was a small meow by Altair's feet. Looking down Altair made a small smile when he saw his little white and black, golden eyes, kitten companion trying to climb up to his lap. Altair picked up the small kitten and settled him down on his lap.

Altair: I missed you too Nasir.

The cat meowed happily at Altair as he purred in his lap, happy for his human to be home.

When Ezio walked into the house after Altair, he immediately received a big hug from his best friend Leonardo as he always did after a mission.

Leonardo: still alive Amico?

Ezio: *Chuckles* still alive.

Ezio broke the hug and produced along into the house. Jacob and Evie then walked into the house after Connor walked in behind Ezio. The sound of two dogs barking and a Turkey gobbling came from up the stairs, as a large, silver furred wolf came rushing down the stairs with a Turkey in an assassin's hood stood on the wolf's back, while a little Welsh corgi ran underneath the large wolf.

Connor: hello silver, Liberty, how are you two. *pets the wolf and Turkey*

The wolf pants and barks while the Turkey cooed.

The little dog under the wolf came rushing towards the Frye twins yipping happily while running around in circles around Jacob.

Jacob: ya it's good to see you too Desmond the dog. *pets Desmond (the dog)*

Desmond (dog) barked then ran off into the kitchen.

Leonardo: oh, Jacob! Your blade is fixed. *hands Jacob the blade*

Jacob: ah, thanks, Leo! You're a lifesaver! *tries to grab the gauntlet from him*

Leonardo: *pulls back the gauntlet* not so fast Jacob! Promise me first that you won't break it again doing something other than a mission.

Jacob: *sighs* I told you I did break it while on a mission.

Altair: when you say "mission" you mean goofing off with Edward and Alexios doing stupid sh*t?

Edward: hey! I resent that remark! *grabs a beer from the fridge and drinks it*

Alexios: we weren't doing stupid sh*t, we were doing important sh*t.

Kassandra: aw yes, cause nothing is more important than swinging from building to building like an Andrew Garfield spider-man for fun on a Saturday afternoon by a construction site.

Jacob, Edward, Alexios: o_o ...

Kassandra: while there were people working...

Jacob: *sigh* fine! *grabs the gauntlet and attaches back onto his wrist*

Leonardo: good.

Evie: *sigh* sometimes I have no idea what I'm going to do with you, Jacob.

Arno: I tried to tell them not to.

Jacob: *smirks* Oh come on Arny you wanted to come with us.

Arno: and I still don't regret not coming along with you three.

Both Claudia and Achilles walked out of the kitchen with their hands full, stacked with plates and silverware to the table.

Claudia: Welcome back everyone! Dinners done.

Claudia smiled as she saw her brother walking over to her and hugging her.

Ezio: saluti (greetings) sister. Here let me help you. *takes half the stack of plate*

Claudia: Grazie Ezio.

Connor: let me help you too Achilles. *takes half the stack from Achilles*

Achilles: thanks you two.

Ezio: so what's on today's menu Claudia? *sets down some plates*

Claudia: homemade pasta with Chicken and salad made with spinach, lettuce, tomatoes, and dressing, and some freshly made biscuits.

Jacob: Sounds scrumptious Claudia! *jumps over the couch and runs over to the table*

Altair: Watch it Frye!

Shaun: Jacob what did we say about jumping over furniture in the house!

Jacob: you said only when templars are around.

Shaun: I never said anything about templars.

Jacob: aw! But if there were, then would I have the full permission to jump over the furniture?

Shaun: ... *sigh* fine.

Jacob: yes!

Evie: I'm sorry Shaun, Jacob can be so obnoxious when he's hungry.

After Claudia, Ezio, Connor, and Achilles set the table Claudia brought in the tray of food over to the table, before going back for the biscuits and salad.

Bayek: do you want us to help you, Claudia?

Claudia: I'm alright Bayek, you can go ahead and take a seat with the others.

Bayek: *nods*

Everyone took their seats at the table, but since the table wasn't quite big enough to fit everyone, some of them had to sit on the couch or floor to eat. Connor, Edward, and Alexios were fine with sitting on the floor by the couch to eat, the three didn't care much about it. Desmond, Shaun, Arno, Aveline, and Kassandra sat on the couch to eat while the others sat at the table to eat. The good thing was that their dining room was connected to the living room so they were still all able to chat with each other as they ate.

Aya: thank you so much, Claudia, the food looks so good.

Claudia: I don't deserve all the credit, Achilles helped with the cooking as well.

Connor: I think you both did an amazing job.

Achilles: when you're retired, you pick up on other hobbies to pass the time.

Aveline: do you need help with serving the food Claudia?

Claudia: si, could you and Connor help pass everyone their meal.

Aveline and Connor: *nods*

Aveline and Connor both got up and helped Claudia serve the food, the three made sure to give everyone even portions of food on each plate then passed the plates around to everyone.

Claudia: one for Desmond.

Desmond: thanks Claudia.

Claudia: Shaun.

Shaun: thank you.

Claudia: Kassandra.

Kassandra: thanks.

Claudia: and a meat-free pasta for you Leonardo.

Leonardo: grazie Claudia.

Claudia: then some bird feed for Senu and Library.

Senu caws happily at the table and begins eating his bird food in a small dish.

Bayek: Senu thanks you Claudia.

Claudia: *smiles* I'm glad.

Library also gobbled happily as well as he ate next to silver.

Connor: and some uncooked chunks of steak meat for silver. *puts down a dog dish full of steak chunks*

Aveline: then some dog food for Desmond 2 and cat food for nasir. *puts down two separate bowls down for Desmond (dog) and nasir*

Once everyone got their food everyone began eating.

Jacob: hmm? *notices Leonardo doesn't have any kind of meat on his plate* no offense, but how come you never eat meat? The chicken is the best part of the meal.

Leonardo: I just don't like the idea of eating meat, it's basically like eating a dead body.

Jacob: But didn't you... never mind. I just don't understand how one can eat plants for their entire lives and not have to eat meat.

Leonardo: because it's much healthier. You above everyone in this house should try and eat healthier foods.

Shaun: and Desmond, don't forget about Desmond.

Desmond: for the last time Shaun, I'm. Not. Fat!

Rebecca: calm down. Shaun Dez is fine how he is.

Desmond: thank you Becs.

Shaun: all I'm saying is that it wouldn't kill ya to lose some weight.

Desmond: and I'm sure it wouldn't kill you- to take a break on the tea-drinking, but I never say anything about it.

Edward: ha! He got you their lad. *drinks his beer*

Altair: that's enough everyone, let's just try and have a nice dinner without fighting.

Alexios: I agree with Jacob, a man needs to have meat on his bones to grow strong, it puts hair on your chest.

Kassandra: and a smelly breath if not taken care of.

Alexios: hey, I brush!

Achilles: not enough to hide your breath you don't.

Alexios: whatever... *breath into his hand and sniffs* OH! *cough* *cough* ya you know what, I'll brush after I'm done eating.

Some of the group laughs as they continued eating and talking with each other. One particular conversation, however.

Aya: me and Bayek would make such amazing dishes back in Egypt.

Arno: *sighs* I remember Elise and I would make desserts in our youths... *sighs* ...

Ezio: *pauses eating for a moment* ... Arno, we talked about this.

Arno: I know I miss her...

Malik: you need to learn to let go. It's starting to get to you badly.

Arno: Tch! Coming from a hypocrite, I would rather be told that by Shay in person.

Malik: . . . the hell is that suppose to mean?

Altair: *pause his eating as well* ...

Arno: aren't you still mourning over your own issues?

Malik: . . . what. issues. Arno.

Everyone: . . .

Arno: you know your-

Desmond: ahem!

Arni: *glances at Desmond*

Desmond: *shakes his head no to Arno and shakes his hand flatly by his neck*

Arno: ... *looks over at Shaun and Rebecca*

Shaun: Uhm- *clears his throat and keeps eating look away from Arno*

Rebecca: don't look at me. You brought it up. *continues eating*

Arno: . . . *looks over to Altair*

Altair: . . . I rather not be dragged into this again. *continues to eat*

Malik: . . . *just glares at Arno* >=|

Arno: ...

Jacob: *leans over to Arno* "I think you messed up this time Frenchy."

Malik: he's right Arno... I suggest you choose your next words... very. very. carefully. . .

Arno: . . . *gulps* uh... w-with... uh... with your uh... with helping Leonardo and his newest designs?

Malik: ... good answer. *continues to eat.

Arno: *sighs in relief and continues eating*

Leonardo: *has a simplistic look on his face* ...

Desmond: ... *grabs his dinner knife and pretends to cut the air with it and examines the knife* ... yep the air is so thick with tension I can cut that sh*t with a knife.

After everyone had eaten, they had time to relax for the rest of the day. Leonardo and Malik were both in his upstairs workshop discussing new possible designs for future hidden blades and gear.

Malik: *sighs* dinner was- no surprise! ... a disaster.

Leonardo: well, you know what they say, having a large family isn't always easy.

Malik: I see why now.

Leonardo: Cheer up my friend, I'm sure it will pass like normal and we'll probably be arguing over something ridiculous the next meal.

Malik: *chuckles* you mean like how Edward and Alexios used up all the bread?

Leonardo: *chuckles and smiles* Si, something of the sort. So I was thinking for this blade design we could try making something more lethal, should they request the target to be brought back alive.

Malik: *looking around the makeshift workshop* Mhm... "this place is getting messer each time I come here... I wonder how he does it in a place like this..."

Leonardo: uh, Malik could you hand me the parchment, for the blueprints over there? *points to a cluttered bookshelf*

Malik: hmm? Oh, sure thing Leonardo. *walks over to the shelf*

Just as he made his way to the shelf, Malik slipped on a screwdriver that was left on the floor. Causing him to fall over barely grabbing the side of the bookshelf with his one arm he fully knocked his body onto the side of the bookshelf accidentally knocking a few things over.

Malik: ugh, Sh*t! *slides down against the shelf*

Leonardo: Dio Mio! *rushes over to Malik* Are you, ok Malik!?

Malik: ugh, ya... I'm fine Leonardo, don't worry about me. *stands up*

Leonardo: Ugh! I apologize, for that. This place is a mess, I knew I probably should have cleaned a bit before asking for your assistance. *starts picking up some of the items from the floor*

Malik: it's fine Leonardo. *starts picking up some of the fallen items and putting them back on the shelf* Here let me at least help you clean up the- *picks up a small opened box* ... mess...

Malik was holding a small wooden box with a small lock on it. Its lock seemed to have broken from the fall, as it was cracked opened a little.

Malik: ... hey Leonardo... what's-

Leonardo seemed to be rambling about the mess and the blade designs, not noticing Malik speaking to him.

Malik: ... *looks at the box for a moment before opening it*

There was something small inside, it was covered with a dark green cloth wrapped around it.

Malik: ... *puts the box down on one of the shelves and removes the top cover of the green cloth* . . . What the hell?

Underneath was a snipper bullet, covered in dried-up bits of blood lying untouched in the cloth.

Malik: *slowly takes out the bullet and examines it* ... he... kept this? ... I thought he said he got rid of this?

Leonardo: maybe once then I can get my space cleared- ... uh Malik?

Malik: *jumps a bit and quickly puts the cloth with the bullet into his pocket and puts the empty box back onto the shelf* Err- sorry about that Leonardo, I was just... looking for the parchment you wanted.

Leonardo: ah never mind that my friend. I'm sure I'll find it another time.

Just then Shaun walks into the workshop space.

Leonardo: saluti Shaun! How can we help you?

Shaun: can I talk with you two for a bit? *closes the door behind him*

Malik: of course, what do you want to discuss with us?

Shaun: *pulls up a chair and takes a seat* ok listen, during our mission today we retrieved a very important flash drive with some important data on it about the Templar's plans for a new device. We're not exactly sure what it is they're trying to build, but whatever it is, it's big. This thing could put the assassins in a tight spot if the Templars ever succeeded in building it.

Leonardo: Oh my.

Malik: and what does this half to do with us?

Shaun: I'm getting there. Luckily we managed to steal the plans from them before they were able to make copies of them. So I wanted to ask if you two are willing to take care of the drive for a bit before William comes by and picks it up, to take it back to the assassins for further research on what the plans are.

Malik: that's it?

Leonardo: but, why us exactly? If you don't mind me asking?

Shaun: well since everyone here is probably going to be on missions, we can't risk them losing the drive while on a mission. Claudia has her things going on and Achilles is no longer fit for the job anymore, so I thought maybe you two would fit the job perfectly. So what do you guys say?

Leonardo: I guess it wouldn't hurt to help.

Malik: I'm fine with it.

Shaun: great! *hands Malik a small white drive with the assassin's logo on it* keep it safe, and protect it with your life.

Malik: we will.

Leonardo: you can count on us, Shaun.

Shaun: good, we have a mission in road island well begone for a while, so I'm counting on you guys to take good care of it till William gets here. Me, Desmond, Rebecca, Ezio, Altair, and Connor will be gone, for the time being. Everyone else will still be here, so you guys should be fine till we get back. We'll be leaving tomorrow at 6, you guys will be fine right?

Leonardo: *nods*

Malik: we'll be just fine. What's the worst that can happen?

End of episode 1

And that's episode 1 for now, tune in for next time to see how terribly wrong this all goes!

Episode 2 is out now [X]

Alexios vs. Siren head

Our journey starts with Desmond, Altair, Ezio, Alexios, and kassandra were lost in the woods hunting for siren head. Ok so long story short the gang were all sent out on a mission for a piece of Eden that had mysteriously vanished off raider in the woods. It was soon revealed that siren head had taken the piece of Eden, so their mission is to find siren head then fine the piece of Eden.

Desmond: ok guys stay close and quiet. We don't want siren head to find us.

Altair: I still don't understand as to how this creature even is real.

Ezio: I don't care if this creature is real or not, it creeps me out either way.

Kassandra: oh don't be such a baby Auditore, the sooner we find the piece the sooner we can leave.

Alexios: Hehe, I just want to hunt down that monstrous creature and have it's siren head on my night stand!

Desmond: Ssh! Alexios keep it down! Or siren head might hear you!

Altair: this is f@#$ing ridiculous, how do we even know this thing is even real-

*tornado siren goes off in the distance*

Desmond: guys...

*heavy footsteps come marching closer*

Ezio: uh oh...

*siren head emerges from the tall pine trees*

Kassandra: SIREN HEAD!!!

Desmond: everybody run!!!

They all start running for there lives, except for Alexios.

Alexios held his ground as siren head now stood a foot away from Alexios.

Desmond and the other stop when they saw Alexios standing in place.

Desmond: BRO ALEXIOS WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!

Alexios glared at siren head as he saw that siren head had the shroud of Eden rapped around its lamppost like neck.

Kassandra: BROTHER DON'T DO IT! ITS NOT WORTH LOOSING YOUR LIFE!! WILL FIND ANOTHER WAY!!!

Alexios continued to stare the creature down as siren head did the same. Siren head then screeched a might roar that made even a deaf man's ears bleed. But Alexios was not having it.

Altair: oh boy...

Alexios:... *takes a deep breath* NOW LISTEN HEAR YOU F@#$ING lanky stick lookin @$$!!! Bro! Have you even eaten! Have you even eaten! Bro! Your not dummy THICC your dummy STICK ya skinny F@#$ing b@#$!

Alexios: *pulls out some beef jerky* You need this more then me DON'T YA!!! COME EAT IT! YA LIGHT POST PIECE OF SH*T!!! F@#$ YOU!!!

Desmond: 0_0

Altair: 0_0

Ezio: 0_0

Kassandra: 0_0

Siren head: 😥

Desmond: oh geez

Siren head goes and cries by a tree.

Desmond: ya- ya didn't half to do him like that Alexios.

Another headcanon inspired by the boys from joshdubs. And as always I'll have a video link below. 👌 and a thank you to Trevor Henderson for creating the infamous siren head.