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when you get annoyed by the sound of people eating

I NEED THIS

nothing is quite as Good and Pure as owl city trying to protect his fans from the mosquitoes

Who would win in a bad bitch alien fight

i’m scared to have kids. like what if i accidentally kill one

Random thing I made at 3 in morning

there is one rat for every person in new york city

if you live in new york city then one day, when you die, your personal rat will appear and lead you to the underworld 

Yes. Just yes.

When ur bra & panties match & you stand in front of the mirror like damnnn baby girl who da fuck is yooouuu lol

If you could get any one cosmetic surgery professionally done and free of charge, what would you get?

your creature name

first letter of your first name

last two letters of your last name

last 2 letters of your first name

ok we're settling this discourse right now

put ur zodiac sign in the tags & if you like or dislike:

- pineapple on pizza - mint ice cream / mint chocolate - ketchup in mac n’ cheese - fries dipped in ice cream

the most of people on tumblr maybe

ship: the gays

OTP: The Special Gays™

Friend: hey,how many straight ships do you have ?

Me : me,oh i have loads.

Friend : name them then.

Me : * sweats nervously * well there's ..um..no it's..wait I've got this , don't rush me.

Friend: you don't have any do you.

Me : No.

me before making an impulsive decision i’ll ultimately regret later:

Love is gross .. but i want it ya kno

(via geddysmullet)

holy fuck

i love it when pets fall asleep on me because i can ask anyone to do anything for me sorry i can’t get up i have been chosen