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what happens to all your teen angst when you’re 20… like where does it go

me: watches criminal minds for 4 hours straight 

someone: knocks on my door 

me:

me: hello darkness my old friend

darkness: do i know u

me crawling through any ancient ruin or dungeon in any video game ever: who lit these candles

sometime… u jus got 2 eat white rice. plain white rice. untouched. by itself. with your hands

Me: [replaces the word ‘eat’ with ‘vore’ to annoy my friends]

*puts myself out there*

*brings myself back*

new meme idea

photoshopping the nintendo logo onto things that nintendo clearly did not make. for example:

okay, 

scooby said ‘’ruh roh’’ 

shaggy said ‘’zoinks’’

velma said ‘’jinkies’’

daphne said ‘’jeepers’’

what did fred say

tfw you know your complaining is annoying everyone so you gotta decide if it’s worth it to vent a little

she murdered him in cold blood right before all of our eyes

when you wanna talk about that thing you’re obsessed with but you already said a lot about it and don’t wanna be annoying 

when the solution to a problem is to call someone

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