There Is One Rat For Every Person In New York City

When ur bra & panties match & you stand in front of the mirror like damnnn baby girl who da fuck is yooouuu lol

ok we're settling this discourse right now

put ur zodiac sign in the tags & if you like or dislike:

- pineapple on pizza - mint ice cream / mint chocolate - ketchup in mac n’ cheese - fries dipped in ice cream

Friend: hey,how many straight ships do you have ?

Me : me,oh i have loads.

Friend : name them then.

Me : * sweats nervously * well there's ..um..no it's..wait I've got this , don't rush me.

Friend: you don't have any do you.

Me : No.

me: hello darkness my old friend

darkness: do i know u

Yes. Just yes.