“Stop Being Afraid Of What Could Go Wrong And Start Being Excited About What Could Go Right.”

edging? more like filibusting a nut

you know what’s probably more fun than playing chess? cheating at chess

“ohhh would you look at that, my pawns found jesus and now they’re all bishops”

“so i realize it looks like i’m putting a thimble on the board but actually my rooks have been using their downtime to build another rook, one that’s better, stronger, faster—”

“hey welcome back. while you left to get a snack, those six pieces you’d captured slipped their guards, tunneled to safety and emerged right in the middle of your royal palace.”

“oof, looks like you’ve got my king cornered…maybe this is a good time to mention that shortly before we started playing, my pawns and knights revolted and instituted a representative democracy. feel free to kill the puppet ruler that was the one remaining vestige of our tyranny, you cringing servant of the crown. vive la revolution!”

“Why are you Like This.”

“Severe childhood trauma.”

“Oh.”

“Also, I’m gay.”

global heartwarming :,)

plame

you are Ridiculous and you Make My Day

This makes my heart warm . . . like a piece of wet toast

hm…….. great day to eat cookies 

bro i’ve been watching muppet show compilations i have like school and homework and stuff to do it’s 7 fucking am

Secret Lovers by Mahdieh Farhadkiaei

why ghost hunting and not ghost observing? ghost anthropology? let me live amongst the ghosts like jane goodall and the chimpanzees