Bro I’ve Been Watching Muppet Show Compilations I Have Like School And Homework And Stuff To Do It’s

Sometimes you just have to do things for the dramatic tension you know?

He screm, you should too

Eboy this...egirl that.... And what am I ? An ediot...

Secret Lovers by Mahdieh Farhadkiaei

I think we should take a year off of movies or maybe just start making less of them permanently. when a movie comes to town it should be a big event like the circus

Playing dumb is a survival mechanism every woman u ever seen acting dumb is not actually dumb

slinking about

“Stop being afraid of what could go wrong and start being excited about what could go right.”

— (via minuty)

concept: you are invited to a potluck. you bring paper plates, only to discover that everyone else has done the same. a gentle thunder fills the room; the result of a dozen rumbling stomachs.

amid tired looks of resignation, it dawns on you what must be done. taking a paper plate, you stand, and softly, you break it, saying

“the Body of Christ”

chucking my phone across the room gives me a rush of dopamine