“Why are you Like This.”
“Severe childhood trauma.”
“Oh.”
“Also, I’m gay.”
*tries to romantically light a candle but sets the tablecloth on fire*
look im not saying that kissing bucky would have restored all his memories im just saying steve could have at least tried
god i hate being alive i just wanna die in a national park under mysterious circumstances
orangutan asmr
Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don’t waste the day Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd
you are Ridiculous and you Make My Day
This makes my heart warm . . . like a piece of wet toast
A Modern Renaissance Painting
“I really like your turtle. Better than most of the fish.”