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1 month ago
Poké Babies Pt.2
Poké Babies Pt.2
Poké Babies Pt.2

poké babies pt.2


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1 month ago

can't believe gen 9 turned into Pokémon: Spain Simulator and Pokémon: French Simulator (Remastered Edition)

In Legends Arceus, you had to fight for your life as Pokemon tried to kill you in a mostly untamed wilderness, mimicking the real life conditions of pre colonized Hokkaido

In Legends ZA, if you go out after dark, the French will mug you, mimicking the real life conditions of modern Paris


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1 month ago

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits


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1 month ago

op gets it watched a girl crumple on asphalt. completely passed out. no one budged except me (i was in charge). begged the director to stop so I could hear if she was responsive. nothing happened. band plays on. once watched a boy vomit on the field. 70,000 people there and man just kept marching

c&m 10000000000% only cares about finishing their set. marching orders transcend severence, lads.

People asking why the severed marching band didn’t care their drum major got locked in a bathroom — have you ever BEEN in a marching band??

“Keep playing” is the TOP PRIORITY. People have thrown up and no one blinks. People have passed out on the field from exhaustion and heat and we just step over them. The bottom half of one girl’s instrument FELL OFF DURING A COMPETITION and not one of us even twitched. An. Eyelid.

Milchick trapped in a bathroom behind a vending machine by two random fellow innies, him furiously banging on the door as they plead for help? Not C&M’s problem, boo. They gotta keep pointing those toes and lifting those heels. It’s what he would have wanted


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1 month ago

I too would only do marching band again with the aid of a corporate sanctioned lobotomy

the work is mysterious and important, and that's why we've severed this tuba player


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1 month ago

Can we talk about how Dylan George is presented as a piece of shit but ends up being the only one of the outies who truly treats his innie as an adult, taking into account their desires and feelings, and even sees them as a part of himself to admire and look up to? Can we talk about how Dylan George never paternalizes Dylan G like Mark Scout does with Mark S, nor does he treat him as a tool like Helena Eagan treats Helly R? Can we understand how Dylan George, despite everything that might bother him about his wife’s relationship with his innie, understands that his innie is attracted to her because, despite everything, his wife is his world and it makes sense to him that his innie would see her that way too, and admires his innie’s ability to be the person that, due to circumstances, he has stopped being? I mean, what a marvel Dylan George is. He basically gets it all. That “I would like you to stay alive because I think knowing you’re there makes me a better person, but you can choose whatever you want because I understand you are independent of me, and I have no right to decide for you, because even knowing you are part of me, I still see you as an individual and not as an extension” that represents his letter is pure brilliance. Mark Scout treats Mark S like a rebellious and ungrateful child, and Helena Eagan treats Helly R like a means, not even considering her a being with her own consciousness, but Dylan George treats Dylan G like a fucking person. Totally unexpected but wonderful.


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1 month ago

clearly you've never been in college marching band

C & M department is crazy imagine clocking in for band practice


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1 month ago

in the tl4j does padme know luke is her son and if so what was her reaction

Do anakin and/or padme know leia is a person who ever has existed or will exist.

idk if you mean tl4j time travel au, but in normal tl4j, padme is um. very dead… BUT THATS NEVER STOPPED ME BEFORE

In The Tl4j Does Padme Know Luke Is Her Son And If So What Was Her Reaction
In The Tl4j Does Padme Know Luke Is Her Son And If So What Was Her Reaction

(commission info // tip jar!)


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1 month ago

Pokémon fans are literally the funniest people in the universe.

Pokémon Fans Are Literally The Funniest People In The Universe.
Pokémon Fans Are Literally The Funniest People In The Universe.
Pokémon Fans Are Literally The Funniest People In The Universe.
Pokémon Fans Are Literally The Funniest People In The Universe.
Pokémon Fans Are Literally The Funniest People In The Universe.

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1 month ago
What Are Tumblr’s Thoughts On AZ?

What are Tumblr’s thoughts on AZ?


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2 months ago
THE AFTER HOURS Severance – 2.09
THE AFTER HOURS Severance – 2.09
THE AFTER HOURS Severance – 2.09

THE AFTER HOURS Severance – 2.09


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2 months ago

The Entirety of Tumblr from Tumblr has been Chucked in to the ocean! You're all wet now.

The Entirety Of Tumblr From Tumblr Has Been Chucked In To The Ocean! You're All Wet Now.

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2 months ago

I think I'm gonna loose it at long-haired man-bunned Cassian, I'm gonna be so insufferable y'all not ready

I Think I'm Gonna Loose It At Long-haired Man-bunned Cassian, I'm Gonna Be So Insufferable Y'all Not

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2 months ago

ABSOLUTELY FERAL OMGH

DIEGO LUNA As CASSIAN ANDOR ANDOR Season 2 | A Special Look (Disney+)
DIEGO LUNA As CASSIAN ANDOR ANDOR Season 2 | A Special Look (Disney+)
DIEGO LUNA As CASSIAN ANDOR ANDOR Season 2 | A Special Look (Disney+)
DIEGO LUNA As CASSIAN ANDOR ANDOR Season 2 | A Special Look (Disney+)
DIEGO LUNA As CASSIAN ANDOR ANDOR Season 2 | A Special Look (Disney+)
DIEGO LUNA As CASSIAN ANDOR ANDOR Season 2 | A Special Look (Disney+)
DIEGO LUNA As CASSIAN ANDOR ANDOR Season 2 | A Special Look (Disney+)
DIEGO LUNA As CASSIAN ANDOR ANDOR Season 2 | A Special Look (Disney+)
DIEGO LUNA As CASSIAN ANDOR ANDOR Season 2 | A Special Look (Disney+)
DIEGO LUNA As CASSIAN ANDOR ANDOR Season 2 | A Special Look (Disney+)
DIEGO LUNA As CASSIAN ANDOR ANDOR Season 2 | A Special Look (Disney+)

DIEGO LUNA as CASSIAN ANDOR ANDOR Season 2 | A Special Look (Disney+)

(special thanks to @jeronandor)

2 months ago
 A small blue faience hippopotamus figurine known as William from ancient Egypt’s Middle Kingdom (c. 1961–1878 BCE). The hippopotamus is decorated with black lotus flower patterns on its body, symbolizing the Nile’s vegetation. The figurine stands on four legs with a slightly lowered head and a rounded body, exhibiting signs of wear and cracking due to age.

Before there was Moo Deng, there was William.

This little blue hippopotamus, known affectionately as William, has been a fan favorite at The Metropolitan Museum of Art for over a century. Dating back to Egypt’s Middle Kingdom (c. 1961–1878 BCE), William was likely placed in tombs to offer protection in the afterlife.

His bright faience glaze and lotus decorations connect him to the Nile’s waters—but don’t let his charm fool you! Ancient Egyptians knew that hippos were both revered and feared, making William a powerful symbol. He epitomizes the Egyptian craftsmanship of the era.

Take a closer look at William on JSTOR.

Image: Hippopotamus (William), ca. 1961–1878 B.C. Faience. The Metropolitan Museum of Art.


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2 months ago

Normalise 👏 roasting 👏 long-dead men 👏 in academic articles 👏

Normalise 👏 Roasting 👏 Long-dead Men 👏 In Academic Articles 👏
Normalise 👏 Roasting 👏 Long-dead Men 👏 In Academic Articles 👏

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2 months ago
THIS IS INSANE!🤯

THIS IS INSANE!🤯

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2 months ago
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2 months ago

inside you are two wolves. one of them likes these pictures and cannot believe we live in a solar system with so many beautiful planets. the other wants to munch on them like jawbreakers

NASA released the clearest pictures yet of our neighbours in the solar system

NASA Released The Clearest Pictures Yet Of Our Neighbours In The Solar System
NASA Released The Clearest Pictures Yet Of Our Neighbours In The Solar System
NASA Released The Clearest Pictures Yet Of Our Neighbours In The Solar System
NASA Released The Clearest Pictures Yet Of Our Neighbours In The Solar System
NASA Released The Clearest Pictures Yet Of Our Neighbours In The Solar System
NASA Released The Clearest Pictures Yet Of Our Neighbours In The Solar System
NASA Released The Clearest Pictures Yet Of Our Neighbours In The Solar System

Oh and of course us

NASA Released The Clearest Pictures Yet Of Our Neighbours In The Solar System

Honourable mention

NASA Released The Clearest Pictures Yet Of Our Neighbours In The Solar System

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2 months ago

Also great how people had assumed that the shot in the trailer of Mark gorging down on a plate of food hunched over the table would be innie Mark thanks to reintegration, so hungry from only eating office snacks and experiencing diverse and intense flavors for the first time. Turns out it was good ol' outie Mark. Just chompin away looking like a sad wet and starving stray animal as per usual<3 exactly the way things should be

2 months ago

one thing i'll say is that not a single bit of macro data was refined this episode

2 months ago

miraculous ladybug love square walked so that severance love non-euclidean shapes could run

2 months ago
Art Rares From Space-Time Smackdown! There's A Lot Of Them.
Art Rares From Space-Time Smackdown! There's A Lot Of Them.
Art Rares From Space-Time Smackdown! There's A Lot Of Them.
Art Rares From Space-Time Smackdown! There's A Lot Of Them.
Art Rares From Space-Time Smackdown! There's A Lot Of Them.
Art Rares From Space-Time Smackdown! There's A Lot Of Them.
Art Rares From Space-Time Smackdown! There's A Lot Of Them.
Art Rares From Space-Time Smackdown! There's A Lot Of Them.
Art Rares From Space-Time Smackdown! There's A Lot Of Them.
Art Rares From Space-Time Smackdown! There's A Lot Of Them.
Art Rares From Space-Time Smackdown! There's A Lot Of Them.
Art Rares From Space-Time Smackdown! There's A Lot Of Them.
Art Rares From Space-Time Smackdown! There's A Lot Of Them.
Art Rares From Space-Time Smackdown! There's A Lot Of Them.
Art Rares From Space-Time Smackdown! There's A Lot Of Them.
Art Rares From Space-Time Smackdown! There's A Lot Of Them.
Art Rares From Space-Time Smackdown! There's A Lot Of Them.
Art Rares From Space-Time Smackdown! There's A Lot Of Them.
Art Rares From Space-Time Smackdown! There's A Lot Of Them.
Art Rares From Space-Time Smackdown! There's A Lot Of Them.
Art Rares From Space-Time Smackdown! There's A Lot Of Them.
Art Rares From Space-Time Smackdown! There's A Lot Of Them.
Art Rares From Space-Time Smackdown! There's A Lot Of Them.
Art Rares From Space-Time Smackdown! There's A Lot Of Them.

Art Rares from Space-Time Smackdown! There's a lot of them.


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2 months ago
The First Instance Of Him Saying This Is Full Denial Of His Own Feelings And A Reflection Of His Deep-seated
The First Instance Of Him Saying This Is Full Denial Of His Own Feelings And A Reflection Of His Deep-seated
The First Instance Of Him Saying This Is Full Denial Of His Own Feelings And A Reflection Of His Deep-seated

the first instance of him saying this is full denial of his own feelings and a reflection of his deep-seated refusal to address his grief. the second instance is a reminder to himself that there is a possibility gemma is alive but it's ALSO a refusal to engage with his feelings because why would he process his grief when there's nothing to warrant it. and it's also a reflection of reintegration working successfully so far because he used the same phrase about 2 different people without even knowing. hello. is this thing on. can anyone hear me


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3 months ago

ok we need to talk about this

I’m not sure if it's the re-integration talking or if Mark's coping mechanisms run so deep in his nature, but the fact that both he AND Mark S. have the same grief response is just WILDLY fascinating to me and I'm surprised no one is talking about it. like it COULD be reintegration. it COULD. but having that death and trauma be so deep it breaks that mental boundary (notice no flashbacks) is an equally compelling concept

SEVERANCE 2x05 "Trojan's Horse"
SEVERANCE 2x05 "Trojan's Horse"
SEVERANCE 2x05 "Trojan's Horse"
SEVERANCE 2x05 "Trojan's Horse"

SEVERANCE 2x05 "Trojan's Horse"


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3 months ago

one episode of severance a week is simply not enough what the fuuuck

One Episode Of Severance A Week Is Simply Not Enough What The Fuuuck

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3 months ago
Severance, 2x04

Severance, 2x04


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