Ok We Need To Talk About This

I was thinking of how every time I see Cal with a blue lightsaber I'm confused (even if thats his canon colour) bc I mostly play with yellow/orange and see people thag play with those colours

SO imagine Cal in TL4J just showing up one day with like a pink lightsaber or some thing and everyone else is like wot

i have a solution to your problem (sound on)

'People are panicking about AI tools the same way they did when the calculator was invented, stop worrying' cannot stress enough the calculator did not forcibly pervade every aspect of our lives, has such a low error rate it's a statistical anomaly when it does happen, isn't built on mass plagiarism, and does not obliterate the fucking environment when you use it. Be so fucking serious right now

poké babies pt.2

Thunderbolts* (2025) + text posts

miraculous ladybug love square walked so that severance love non-euclidean shapes could run

I think I'm gonna loose it at long-haired man-bunned Cassian, I'm gonna be so insufferable y'all not ready

told this to my roommate and she responded with "what is the force if not a rat" with a disapproving vibe strong enough to kill a man, so now I AM going to elaborate: why the force and a rat are basically the same thing: Is hard to see? ✅ Surrounds all living things? ✅ Lends itself to extremes? ✅ Motivated by cheese? Inconclusive but most likely i will die on this hill.

torbin from the acolyte looks like linguini from ratatouille. no, i will not elaborate, nor will I take criticism.

y’all aren’t ready to hear about the marvel fanfic I’ve been “writing” in my little-ass windows screensaver of a brain for literally over half my life, and y’all never will

ALT

was almost worried fascist fanboy was about to get a redemption arc but no he found out his fascist girlfriend lied to him which meant the last 2 years of his work meant nothing, choked her out bc he's an incel, thought he was about to get a personal victory against cassian only to find out that his archnemesis has absolutely no fucking clue who he is bc he's irrelevant, and then gets headshotted by the billionaire tailor who he's been conning this whole time. FANTASTIC 10/10 NO NOTES.