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scarlet johannson did not spend an entire decade fighting tooth and nail to make natasha into an actual character instead of the sex object writers wanted her to be while also having to endure the most vile, misogynistic questions during press tours for people to now disrespect her legacy because yelena is 'better'. the only reason why that is, is because of everything scarlet went through. natasha singlehandedly paved the way for every other female superhero in the mcu and don't you forget that
i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith
was almost worried fascist fanboy was about to get a redemption arc but no he found out his fascist girlfriend lied to him which meant the last 2 years of his work meant nothing, choked her out bc he's an incel, thought he was about to get a personal victory against cassian only to find out that his archnemesis has absolutely no fucking clue who he is bc he's irrelevant, and then gets headshotted by the billionaire tailor who he's been conning this whole time. FANTASTIC 10/10 NO NOTES.
SHE DESERVED SO MUCH BETTER BRO I’M TELLING YA
Mytimetoshine who had leaked the og script all the way back to 2023 coming out to tell what exactly Taskmaster's story would be like after Eric Pearson came out to say she would not only survive but have a bond with Ava... bruh she should have been at the club SHE WAS JUST A BABY FUCK U MARVEL
Anyway, spoilers for something that they didnt film i guess, Antonia's reason to be there at all in that Val promissed to help her cure her brain of the damage inflicted by Natasha's explosion when she was a kid(9 years old), that now, without her father's control, is heavily affecting her memory(like in the comics)
SHE WOULD LOVE SKITTLES ALSO???? SHE WOULD SHARE THEM AROUND WITH THE OTHERS WHEN THEY WERE RESTING??? Its mentioned a couple of times, more often than not it feels like Antonia is more confused at everything than anything else and its what triggers the others, specially Ava to be protective which u know, ironic as fuck considering who gave her the final shot in the movie
Also the team instead of getting angry or tired about her lapses in memory and her attacking walker because of it are more worried for her than anything else, specially, obviously, Yelena, Bucky and Ava, Ava who btw makes a video to help Toni get through her episodes.
THERE IS MORE I CAN'T REMEMBER NOW BUT ANYWAY, bro taskmaster got robbed so bad 😭
I genuinely feel like shit for Olga Kurylenko and her character they both deserved so much better to the point that i went from "whatever" to the character to actively wishing they bring her back and develop her as they should have done.
Now we know why ghost felt so off from the rest of the team as well, her main bond would be with Antonia and since they cut her off...
WELCOME TO THE REBELLION
you think falling into a toilet is bad?!? try falling into a sofa with no couch cushions
making bucky a politician is one of the most insane choices the MCU has ever made but you know what. sure. i'm here for it
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What does force ghost cere think about her grandkids?
you mean what does ALIVE cere who is STILL ALIVE think abt her grandkids
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He probably feels right at home then lmao
In case you might have forgotten: mcu! Bucky canonically assassinated JFK and went on to become a United States congressman.
The more you know. 🌈
also where the hell was spiderman
damn girl that was the best black widow movie I’ve ever seen
black widow stan here and yah. you’re 100% right.
Hot take but Yelena is already a better written character than Natasha ever was and she's only been in 2 movies and a couple TV episodes
I love the thought of the new avengers showing up in doomsday with bob in tow and everyone else being like
“who the fuck is that”
“bob”
“why is he here”
“he’s our friend”
tbf he's gonna need it
okay good night. more thoughts tomorrow.
I was thinking of how every time I see Cal with a blue lightsaber I'm confused (even if thats his canon colour) bc I mostly play with yellow/orange and see people thag play with those colours
SO imagine Cal in TL4J just showing up one day with like a pink lightsaber or some thing and everyone else is like wot
i have a solution to your problem (sound on)
let cassian say f*ck you cowards
Mon's really putting the panic in that disco, huh
Redemption arc babeeeeeeeeey
i have an eight page paper due in 2 (two) and a half hours. I have approximately one (1) page written. I cannot stop playing tetris
WHEEZING
I sentence you to thinking about dragons for 10 billion year