Awkward Introvert Ivan Braginsky Tells Goofy Extrovert Alfred Jones The Corniest Joke Ever Known To Man

a scenario that I CANNOT get outta my head:

alfred and ivan are taking a road trip to his dacha in Moscow and during the ride he asks him if he wants to play his own music. alfred is legit offended ivan thinks he doesn't listen to russian music.

he goes "oh I'll play you my favorite Russian song right now!" and he plays American Boy by Kombinaciya. AND HE SINGS IT PERFECTLY. ivan is absolutely flabbergasted -- and to make it worse, alfred rolls the window down and YELLS THE SONG. then at a traffic stop, the people riding next to them begin singing along and alfred is having the TIME OF HIS LIFE while ivan wants to DIE.

This Christmas I am thinking of Palestine and her children and their bravery and their resilience- much like the bravery of the Palestinian who's supposed 2023th birthday we celebrate these days. May they and all oppressed peoples see peace and new beginnings in the coming new year.

Vintage postcard from the US commemorating transcontinental flight between Moscow and New York performed by a team of Soviet flyers in 1929. They covered 21,242 km (13,194 mi) in 137 flying hours.

be still my heart, man... whoever you are, this is so considerate of you and you have no idea what it means to me. mucho mucho MUCHO amor! xoxoxo

The skill pinkflipphonez shows in their art is both intimidating and inspiring. I can never get enough of it.

♥♡∞:｡.｡ 　Positivity for @pinkflipphonez ｡･::･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆

“I never minded the cold, braginsky. it snows in arizona too, y’know.”

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de-bimbofication meme ft girl rusame???? is the first thing I've drawn in months??? pls do with it what you will

ivan ivanovich braginsky is absolutely the type to send cheesy and dated blingee gifs to the g8 groupchat altruistically in 2024 like your local russian dedushka on whatsapp

the new American Gothic. // artist unknown, feel free to tag and tell me who painted this.