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I like her a lot for some reason

nyo america... nyo america sit on my face and break my neck maybe... 🤤🤤

I feel like England has kind of lost the dread and fear they once felt when America's birthday comes up. Thanks to France and other countries basically giving em some free-range therapy and consoling England only sulks for 2 days instead of the whole month of July.

Though America comes across as completely oblivious to this fact, I think they are very VERY aware of this. Like during the party for America's birthday, they like pull England aside just to say that they are the best parent a little colony could've asked for despite all the trouble. It makes England cry rivers and they spend the whole night crying to France about their favorite little bastard child.

England always feels the need to spoil America on their birthday, getting them something they know America will feel a deep connection to.

England then will say something along the lines of "Well, I know what you actually like, so I thought this would be meaningful." And it makes America feel a bit emotional. They don't show it to the crowd of other countries but the moment that America and England are alone 100% America is going to break down a little.

Please do not tag this as usuk.

Ameripan is so interesting because I feel like Alfred/Amelia would tiptoe around being fully romanticly open while Kiku/Sakura would be so blatant about it. Like Alfred/Amelia would bring Kiku/Sakura chocolates and be like "Hey, if you ever wanna hang out, I'm free for the next 3 days!" And Kiku/Sakura would be like "Ah, I see. Our date will be tomorrow at 8am. Do not be late, America." And It would catch Alfred/Amelia off guard so badly because they aren't used to being so forward all the time.

Fun Hetalia Headcannon

Alfred is way more northeast than Amelia. He totally hangs out in the woods and bird watches. He would totally have a small cottage on a lakeside in north Dakota that he goes to whenever he's feeling stressed about stuff. Alfred would totally have the random ass ability to catch salmon with his bare hands or carve knifes out of wood. Amelia on the other hand, is like the stereotypical Texas/Florida girl. Every other day when she's not ruining Arthur or Matthew's day she's out in Texas or Arizona admiring the desert atmosphere. She would totally be infatuated with the numerous ghost towns sprinkled around New Mexico and Arizona. On that same note, Amelia goes feral for western wildlife, wanting to own as many gila monsters as she could (But she wouldn't though because Arthur would flip his shit if he found out she got one.) She would be an expert on how to get water out of cacti or how to spot out venomous desert lizards/snakes.

Earrings for America?

she would wear tf outta those

so beautiful, my indian girl you’re one of a kind, you’ll always be mine you’re so fine [aaaamelia] red rock woman, you make my rockin’ world go ‘round

evening with my gal pal @ bolshoi theatre! ignore the kissing noises coming from the mezzanine

[transatlantic accent] happy atomic valentine's day, ladies and gents! in the threat of impending nuclear doom, don't forget to gift your lover an english-to-russian dictionary and a geiger counter with those chocolates!

My secret santa gift for @pinkflipphonez ! Merry christmas, god jul!

✨ Daisy dukes, bikinis on top ✨

Star death

This drawing is based on the butterfly nebula :)

If anyone cares for my symbolism:

A nebula is often formed by the gas and dust ejected by a dying star after it burns out all its fuel. Stars die once the energy from fusion isn’t enough to sustain its mass, causing a collapse that produces a supernova, throwing heavy elements into space. Throughout a star’s life, they’re constantly fighting their own collapse, fusing hydrogen into helium to resist the pressure of their own gravitational pull. They die when they can no longer do this.

In the au I’m obsessed with that only exists in my head (more here), both of them sacrificed their teenage experiences to get into the school they did, and kind of know nothing else; in that way they’re fighting their own collapse and burnout. They're each other's first run-ins with a relationship like this and that experience makes them feel unable to sustain a disconnected tunnel vision outlook on life, if that makes sense. Hence star death.

And nebulae are how new stars form :)

gentlemen, what if I proposed a cheesy bratva au... but with dames??!!!! in the 80s??!!!!

look, I know the mafia/mobster au is popular and it's all been done before but where are the women!!!!!

no seriously, I'm thinking of lez rusame in 1987 los angeles. amelia is a dancer in vegas and she travels to la to audition for acting roles. anya is a bratva leader who married a mob leader in order to have authority within the organization.

they meet at a party in hollywood that gets shot up because they're targeting anya but amelia doesn't know this. anya is the only one that gets severely injured so amelia drives her to the hospital because the cops wouldn't make it on time. she drops her off that the hospital until her family gets there and calls it a day. weeks later, anya looks for her to thank her and ultimately tracks her down in las vegas and things blossom from there.

I'm thinking anya keeps it hidden from amelia on what she really does and tries giving her anything she wants. since she wants to be an actress, she probably ends up pulling strings for her to land a good acting gig.

still working out the kinks but dammit, i need mafia women!!!

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de-bimbofication meme ft girl rusame???? is the first thing I've drawn in months??? pls do with it what you will

de-bimbofication meme ft girl rusame???? is the first thing I've drawn in months??? pls do with it what you will

a portrait of a young amelia f. jones

the iconic jayne mansfield x sophia loren photo ft. a flustered anya and an aloof amelia

my goodness, they just can't keep their hands off each other!!!

evelyn evelyn au? in 2021? it may be more common than you think

☁️🌈 just wanna say hi to tumblr again after four years! I bring you a lesbi nyo america to let you know that pride month is here! 🌈☁️