Latest Posts by ju22willy - Page 2

(to the tune of hot to go)

hrt i need it sooo, then i could be hot to go

please, untitled document was my father, call me untitled document (1)

GAMING NEWS !!

expensive

shine normal like a plain rock

I have been waiting all year to post this.

imagine having a personality so morally bankrupt that the pope himself said "i'm telling god" and headed out

shrek is love, shrek is life

Imagine being so bad of a catholic that the pope publically says you’re the worst one and then promptly dies after meeting you in person

Ah yes, bed time. The one point during the day where I can suffer horizontally rather than vertically.

don’t understand where people get the energy to be an active participant in their own lives. the days just happen to me for real

i think nixon is a homosexual. i am a homosexual, and also smell that

Does anyone else notice that in the spring, there's always this scent that smells like semen in the air? Is it the pollen that smells like semen??

save hex

does anyone else visualize tearing out and eating Elon Musk's heart when you're trying to quell your anxiety?

"hey friends, i'm trans"

"hey guys, i'm a guy (sometimes)"

these are options; maybe not the best options based on your personal opinion but options nonetheless

um guys so I want to come out as trans to my friends but like… how do I do that?? They’ll definitely be accepting but like what do I say????

Genuinely hope "JD Vance killed the pope" becomes a legit, widespread rumor. I hope the whitehouse has to make a statement, thus only adding fuel to the fire about it.

what

I had to close the inbox for a while. I get it you want to be the next pope but I've seen the same question 50 times at this point

Hey don't cry. You exist at the same time as the elvisverse. Everything will be okay

monthly reminder to go read the interpretation of shadows. Right now. Do it.

the deeply erotic tension between a girl (me) and an entire family size box of pop tarts

I am a girl.

Always have been, always will be. It took me a while to figure that out, But that doesn’t make it any less true.

I am a girl.

I like dresses and skirts, Thigh-highs and Plushies, Light pinks and blues.

I am a girl.

When I hike in the woods or bike on the road, When I party with friends or play games alone, When I march in the street or cry on my bed, I am a girl. Nothing can change that. Not a politician’s pen, or a bigot’s threats, Not a prison’s cell, or a Nazi’s camp.

I am a girl.

When I’m bloodied and beaten, When I’m old and withered, When I’m long dead and gone,

I will always be a girl.

*holding you close as you bleed out*

Yeah man... it was a good bit... it was a really good bit... really funny....

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

dead