Latest Posts by ju22willy - Page 3

Exuse me? This figurine you sold me that you said was in mint condition? Yeah I ate it and it tasted nothing like mint. I want a refund on my $300 and I need you to pay for my hospital bill.

dystopia au where we are all assigned one of two chosen genders at birth

do conservatives genuinely think that like. when i was 12 years old i decided to sacrifice my relationship with my family and my teenage years and my everyday joy just so i could eventually piss in the girls bathroom.

how fucking delusional are you. how can you think that any human being would put themselves through all this suffering and pain and loss just to like mock women or something. theres no fucking long con its not a bit im not fucking pretending. im not a man.

are you seriously going to hate me so fucking much that you would overthrow shit like human rights and your own economic comfort just to make sure that i cant be happy as myself. does my friend losing at sports but getting to be happy playing bother you so much that the past two months or whatever are worth it.

literally all this is just so i can be happy. im a fucking woman and nothing you can ever do will change that. its so fucking pathetic that my joy is everyones enemy for some reason. it doesnt have to be this way yall. it really doesnt. stop it

if you told young me that she would grow up in a world that didnt get more tolerant ever and hated her this fucking much she would have killed herself immediately. let kids be happy. give them hope. but also fucking

please just let me be happy for one minute of my life as a woman

do conservatives genuinely think that like. when i was 12 years old i decided to sacrifice my relationship with my family and my teenage years and my everyday joy just so i could eventually piss in the girls bathroom.

how fucking delusional are you. how can you think that any human being would put themselves through all this suffering and pain and loss just to like mock women or something. theres no fucking long con its not a bit im not fucking pretending. im not a man.

are you seriously going to hate me so fucking much that you would overthrow shit like human rights and your own economic comfort just to make sure that i cant be happy as myself. does my friend losing at sports but getting to be happy playing bother you so much that the past two months or whatever are worth it.

literally all this is just so i can be happy. im a fucking woman and nothing you can ever do will change that. its so fucking pathetic that my joy is everyones enemy for some reason. it doesnt have to be this way yall. it really doesnt. stop it

if you told young me that she would grow up in a world that didnt get more tolerant ever and hated her this fucking much she would have killed herself immediately. let kids be happy. give them hope. but also fucking

please just let me be happy for one minute of my life as a woman

dystopia au where we are all assigned one of two chosen genders at birth

just talked to a another friend, and was informed/reminded of the irony of him dying the literal day after easter sunday

what.

i just woke up and was informed the pope has died via a friend

he then says that jd vance did it and called vance a rat bastard, then tried to get me to scream it across my house to inform the masses.

this is a great sadness to be having right after waking up

what.

i just woke up and was informed the pope has died via a friend

he then says that jd vance did it and called vance a rat bastard, then tried to get me to scream it across my house to inform the masses.

this is a great sadness to be having right after waking up

you know, maybe i should make an intro post? a tag system? a method to my madness mayhaps

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my name is jude, i am a pre-everything transfem minor. this is mostly just going to be random reblogs of what i find interesting and/or humorous, without much rhyme or reason. there shall also be my own thoughts on random.

I AM A MINOR

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dnis: people looking for donations, terfs, porn accounts (why do i keep getting followed by porn accounts)

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the somewhat semblance of a tag system i have come up with on a whim:

#jude's insane ramblings - any random thoughts of mine that i decide "that would be a good tumblr post" (original posts of mine)

#jude reblogs - anything that i'm reblogging (can be paired with other tags)

#jude's trans ramblings - anything inherently gay and/or trans that i reblog or post

any posts made before this, welp; i'm tagging only the original ones, and only the ones i can find

THERE IS NO DELTARUNE

THERE IS NO SILKSONG

AND THERE IS NO QUEEN OF ENGLAND

.imagine if kris as aroace and we are aroace and we find this out about eachother and have a moment of solidarity then it's back to kris shoving us (the red soul we inhabit) in a cage or something. anyways

i have a sneaking suspicion i am going to be the type of person to get noise complaints as i'll be listening to depressing music too loud at 2 am

hot take: if i can download music for offline use on amazon music, i should be able to just get the mp4 files instead of having to pirate anything

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

god i never told you guys but a couple weeks ago at work i heard a guy say, and i closely paraphrase, "So I was out with my partner--republicans hate it when i say that. My heterosexual partner Jessica--" and i was straight up crying before he finished his sentence. fully diegetic convergent linguistic evolution live in the workplace

i love reddit so fucking much

not to be a slut but i would love to sleep next to someone

Reblog to kiss a tgirl cause she needs it rn lol

laundry, dishes, dog walks, taxes, eating, sleeping, breathing, dusting, calling your mom, going to work, washing the car and watering the plants all has to be done over and over and over again so why would finding happiness be any different

Stuffed Animal dashboard simulator

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pray for me human put me in the wash on fucking hot water im never gonna be the same colors

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got left outside in the backyard but this is kinda nice actually im okay with this (:

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the hawks

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this is bullshit ive been bragging to everyone in the toy chest because my tag says i was made with love but i got torn today and guess what. its just stuffing inside

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lol imagine having stuff inside you lmao

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i literally see you outside the window looking smug. log off

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FELL OFF THE BED HELP HELP HELP HELP

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WHY ARE YOU POSTING ON PLUSHBLR INSTEAD OF KEEPING WATCH FOR MONSTERS THATS YOUR HUMANS ROOM

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lets not spread body dysmorphia on plushblr guys

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op casually ignoring stuffed animals with different colored fabric for eyes

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some of us dont even have eyes!

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i know animals are allowed to see normal plushies moving and talking but whats the rule for dog toys.

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what breed of dog op

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poodle? does it matter?

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no i just wanted to remind you your lifespan can be measured in days

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man come on

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yes hello? god? i'd like to make a trade in. this body? it's got some flaws, and isn't all i thought it'd be. i'd like a reimbursement, or a discount on a new vessel. thank you for your cooperation, i will be shopping here again

controversial redbull ad where jfk drinks a redbull and flies out of his convertible and avoids his assasination

it was not on wheat...

cracking open a lukewarm one with the boys. my fridge is broken.

he wouldnt hurt a fly. he would hurt other things he just really likes bugs

remembering this previous misspelling of avery's is what prompted this blog, because how the heck do you spell relationship as fucking realstiknshoo

this is a train wreck of a post wow

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

i reblogged this immediately and then only after reblogging i realized it said "chilled greese"

i read "grilled cheese" and full well reblogged that thinking nothing of it

chilled greese