The Thing About Being In A Relationship With A Time Traveler Is That She'll Text You Things Like "I'm

"paring knife? you said paring knife? uh, never mind then" I say as I subtly tuck my favorite parrying knife back into my boot

i am bad at drawing but i will do it for u

me and my ace backlit keyboard 🟪🟣💜🖤⚫♣️♠️🟪◾◼️▪️✒️🖤🩶🤍💜▫️◻️◽🎵🎶⚪⬜🔳🪨🌫️🌪️🪽🎹⌨️💿☂️🌂⛓️📎🖇️📓📄✉️🔮🎵🎶🎼➰

🎼🌫️◻️🎵♣️🖇️🪽🔮📓💿📄☂️

the introvert urge to say “no worries either way” when you’re actually worrying both ways plus a secret third way

gUYS my grandma just sent me pictures she took of foxes playing in her snow-covered yard and they're the most precious things everrr I just wanted to tell someone :)

"Untitled document (1)" my beloved

(@mathematical-apprentice)

"save as copy" my beloved

As Daft Punk so eloquently put in their hit song "Around the World,"

"around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world" (1997).

While this is but a brief description of the topic on hand, it is sufficiently eloquent for our purposes in this article.

so turns out using a samsung wasn't the thing people would catch me about huh

thanks tumblr

update! i bought spinach because it has iron! next time I have rice we're gonna party but for now i kinda just monch it straight outta the bag like it's potato chips

doing something I hate (making rice) so I can do something I love (delaying my inevitable demise)

“I don’t want to be a burden” you’re more like a relief, a gift, a blessing actually