Joke - Blog Posts

My choir teacher just rick-rolled the class 😔

"Alright, we have a few minutes left, everyone look to the board!"

*sight reading practice on board*

*everyone groans, gets nervous, blah.blah blah*

*never gonna give you up starts playing, instead of a solfege sight reading video*

im WEIRD im a WEIRDO, I don't FIT in *pause* and i dont *pause* WANNA fit in *breath in* have you ever seen me without this STUPID hat on?? THATS WEIRD!!

What if i knew where you lived and happend to have a gun on hand?

I would use my giant gundam to kill you first

Thanks for asking tho! :)

I would totally cannibalize my boyfriend but he's too cute for me to do that <3

@sparkling-samm

NeCk

THIS WHOLE TOUR IS FUCKING PLANNED BY A CUTIE BIG ASS FOREHEAD LAD LT🤢🤮😂✌️👌🏼😘💙💚💞

Hmmmmm? So Louis wears the same blue/green shirt in Houston and Seattle. HS - coincidence? I don’t think so. 💙💚

Nonnie. I mean this in the best way possible but who the ever loving fuck are you I just want to TALK I HAVE QUESTIONS

people liked my post?!?! w h a t ? ! ? ! 

um anyways here is gay robber with a walking hellspawn grape (im going to hell)

and yes, her name is yoki-chan

sm.iling friends vore post feel free to kill me for this one guys

wearing a haikyuu jersey i KNOW i am the coolest bitch on the block

grown ass man asking a minor to rp

Who doesn't like poorly drawn jokes about their own experiences with depression and chronic pain?

(Not sure what to say. Seems self explanatory)

" who's the top and who's the bottom" WHO TF CARES I WANNA KNOW WHO'S THE LITTLE SPOON-

What twist by Korn sounds like (Don't be fooled I actually love this song)

reblog to take a bite out of this styrofoam cup nobody can stop you go ahead and do it

FINALLY it’s time to put the bottoms in their place and usher in top supremacy for the greater glory of Topastan.

if i was a popular minecraft youtuber id just tweet "hey guys stop drawing shipping fanart of me and my friends/coworkers, i only fucked one of them and seeing me paired with anyone else is kinda weird and crosses my boundaries" and then i'd turn my phone off

9/11

abby wip because i miss her

Describe your trio of character with these spoons:

It's giving StaticMoth

Me and my friend making names out of bad words

Also, while I'm here, I need to get a line up of everyone's BFs so I can do individual fan arts♡♡ So feel free to drop refs if you got em

A horse was about to walk into a bar but realized this town has a bad tract record of bartender face to body size ratio discrimination and thought better of it

Idk guys I think this unreliable narrator guy might not be the most trustworthy

GYAA *beats the shit out of you in time with the music*

In the future everything is chrome

The pyramid schemer sounds like a batman villain

Firearms? Yeah they are pretty cool

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

"Rainy Winter Days"

RAINY

WINTER

MY RUSSIAN ASS

P.s.: I know that the climate is different everywhere, it's just that I drown in fucking snow every october