As Daft Punk So Eloquently Put In Their Hit Song "Around The World,"

"save as copy" my beloved

"oak and ash and thorn good sirs" but it's "salud dinero amor good sirs"

posts that make you go "wow video games based on kids movies were way more prolific in the 2000s than even I remembered"

posts that make you go "wait why was Abu in Hercules"

my close friend, back when we still only knew each other for a handful of weeks, would see me walk in and be like "why is that outfit so just. on brand for you." and every time she was one hundred percent accurate. she had a *radar* I'm telling ya

learned I kept a knife on me one day, when I was sleepy and a mutual friend asked me where it was and I mumbled "'s in my boot," and that friend said, "yeah that's incredibly on-brand for you"

few days later saw me with a harmonica in my front pocket and, again, "again you are on-brand today"

girl you've known me for less time than most people I love and you just. pegged me. for exactly who I am. because yes, these outfits are handpicked, and yes, I am the kinda queer fella that keeps a laser pointer in my backpack and would give you a stupid crazy crooked grin right before doing the most unhinged thing for the bit, and somehow you could tell without knowing me at all.

Without knowing me at all, you know me so much more than most people who've had my entire life to figure me out.

so like prev said. good to know i exist and have a vibe. so good to know i exist and have a vibe in the exact way you knew

i love when ppl say “that’s so you” it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe

tv shows you forgot existed in one breath purely from this one actor's imdb:

deep breath

pac-man gi joe trollkins heathcliff mighty mouse crazylegs crane fantastic four mr magoo jabberjaw butch cassidy tarzan lord of the jungle sport billy kwiky koala the little rascals shirt tales ri¢hie ri¢h little muppet monsters inspector gadget dungeons & dragons the jetsons teen wolf rambo centurions berenstain bears little clowns of happytown bionic six foofur yogi cbs storybreak slimer and the real ghostbusters hägar the horrible fantastic max chip 'n' dale ducktales the wizard of oz alvin and the chipmunks gummi bears i am running out of breath my face is blue i cannot do this anymore

but that was not even half. not even a third. and these were only some of the more recognizable ones

posts that make you go "wait why was Abu in Hercules"

You’re allowed to be excited about the little things. You’re allowed to be goofy. You’re allowed to be dorky about your favorite tv show, to make blanket forts, to enjoy cheesy movies, even just to sleep with stuffed animals. You’re allowed to do any of the things that make life a little more bearable. It’s fine, ok?

adding to the list:

- my guy, my lads, fellas, bromide, gurl/girl, babygirl, queen, king, honey baby darling sweetie, homie

- (I'm also aware of broski and "my [noun] in [noun]". Of the latter my roommate's favorite currently is "my sister in girl" but I often use "my brother in [whatever's applicable to the moment]")

Btw if I call u bro, brother, dude, or man I mean it all gender neutrally lol that is just how I speak im not actually calling u that

you just gestured to all of me

not too fond of my this

ok i just got this thought out of nowhere but blog divers (people who scroll through a blog and reblog things that were posted YEARS AGO) are actually a super important part of the tumblr ecosystem

With people going inactive and deactivating, a lot of classic tumblr posts and also missed gems get lost because those connections get broken. Even on my own blog I forget about posts I made until I see someone in my activity reblog one of them- which then inspires me to reblog it myself because it was a good post and I want my new followers to see

do not feel bad about diving through someone's blog and reblogging shit from years ago, it keeps dashboards alive

(and if anyone has a problem with that, they can just block you or they can delete the root post ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, two things that have absolutely no effect on the grand scheme of our lives)

how do you say "I'm gonna die thank you so much" but in a way that makes sense to a person possibly less familiar with "I'm gonna die thank you so much"