Jisung: Hey, Felix! Look At This Art.

Changbin: What are you? Twelve?

Jisung: Yeah.

Jisung: On a scale from one to ten.

Changbin:

Chan: What is going on here?

Jisung:

Felix:

Jisung: Let's face it, Chan-

Felix: -this is not the worst thing you've caught us doing.

Jeongin: Can you recommends me any books that make you cry?

Felix: General Mathematics. Sixth edition.

[Felix, staring at the distance]

Changbin: Hey, what are you looking at?

Felix: Do you ever wonder that when you step on people's foot, they open their mouth like a trash can?

Changbin:

Changbin: *grabs a chair and joins Felix*

hyunjin, lying seductively on a bed: Why don't you come join me, hot stuff?

Seungmin: Hyunjin, please put your shirt back on. We are in Ikea and people are staring.

[probably jisung and felix at one point]

Felix: No offense but my IQ is probably five times more than yours.

Jisung: Five times zero is still zero.

Felix: I am 39 cheetos tall.

Chan: And why did you think you needed to measure your height in cheetos?

Felix: We were out of doritos.

Seungmin: If you like looking at butts so much, why don’t you look in the mirror?

Jisung: Thank god you finally said that. I saw you write it in a note pad three hours ago.

Jisung: It is so weird how many months start with the letter j. January, Jun, July, Jaugust, Joctober.

Changbin: Wait- one of these is not like the others.

Chan: "One"

[at dinner]

Chan: If it excites you and scares the hell out of you at the same time, that means you should probably do it.

Felix: Time to fuck a blender.

Chan: Wait, no-