Seungmin: If you like looking at butts so much, why don’t you look in the mirror?
Jisung: Thank god you finally said that. I saw you write it in a note pad three hours ago.
[Felix locking himself in the bathroom]
Seungmin: You need to get out from there, Felix!
Hyunjin: You can’t escape from us!
*noise inside the bathroom*
Seungmin:
Hyunjin:
Seungmin: A-are you flushing yourself down the toilet?
Jisung, in the living room, eating popcorn: I did it once. It didn’t work as it seems..
Chan: So! Do you want to talk about your feelings, Seungmin?
Seungmin: Pass.
Jisung: I do!
Chan: I know, Jisung.
Jisung: I'm sad.
Chan: I know, Jisung.
Jisung: Girls are so hot.
Jisung: Guys are hot too, man.
Jisung: Why everyone is so hot?
Seungmin, sipping his tea: Global warming
Minho: This was a 100% successful trip.
Hyunjin: We lost Changbin.
Minho: This was a 100% successful trip.
Changbin: My dick is like life, life is hard.
Hyunjin: Life is also short.
[Jisung's first time cooking]
Jisung: So...how is it?
Seungmin: This squid is so undercooked i can still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off.
Felix: So..Chan-hyung, I have some news.
Chan: What. Happened.
Felix: Well, remember when you told me not to burn down our house?
Chan:
Chan: You burn down our house?
Felix: No!
Felix: I had the fire put out almost immediately!
Changbin: When I drink alcohol, everyone says I am an alcoholic.
Changbin: But when I drink fanta, no one says I'm fantastic.
Changbin: *shakes his head and proceed to chug entire glass of lemonade*
Seungmin: Rules were made to be broken, Chan-hyung.
Chan: Nothing is made to be broken, that doesn’t even make sense.
Felix: Piñatas.
Jisung: Glow stick.
Felix and Jisung: *high-fiving each other aggressively*
Minho, loading a Nerf gun with real bullets: It's Nerf or notHING.