Chan: What Is Going On Here?

Hyunjin: I think I found a way to make money.

Minho: You'd make a decent stripper.

Hyunjin: I'd make an AMAZING stripper, but that's not what I'm talking about.

Changbin: My dick is like life, life is hard.

Hyunjin: Life is also short.

Minho: Life is pain.

Minho: Anyone who says differently is selling something.

Jeongin: Can you recommends me any books that make you cry?

Felix: General Mathematics. Sixth edition.

Chan: I’m sorry, Jeongin but i’m pretty busy right now.

Chan: Minho, why don’t you show Jeongin what a fax machine is?

Minho: Okay, imagine a letter had an unprotected sex with a phone-

Chan: Cool metaphore, still explicit. You can get out now.

Seungmin: Rules were made to be broken, Chan-hyung.

Chan: Nothing is made to be broken, that doesn’t even make sense.

Felix: Piñatas.

Jisung: Glow stick.

Felix and Jisung: *high-fiving each other aggressively*

Jisung: What do you mean "Jeongin can make everyone happy"?

Jisung: I mean, he is not pizza.

Chan: You three. Explain. Now.

Hyunjin: It was Jisung.

Felix: It was Jisung.

Jisung:...It was me.

Minho: Alright Jeongin, listen up.

Minho: There’s three ways to do thing: the right way, the wrong way and the Minho way.

Jeongin: Isn’t that also a wrong way?

Minho: Yes, but it’s faster.

[at breakfast]

Jisung: What if instead of milk in my cereal, i put in coffee?

Chan, walking past him: What if you don’t?