&. SOFT ANGST STARTERS.

First Meeting / Icebreakers

“Hi, I’m ______.”

“Oh fuck! Are you okay?”

“Crap! Sorry about that! Wasn’t looking where I was going. Here, I’ll get you a new jacket…”

“Need a ride?”

“How are you?”

“Seems like we’re gonna be stuck on this train for an extra three hours.”

“What’s your name?”

“Thank you.”

“You just saved my life!”

“Move the fuck out of my way.”

“Watch where you’re going!”

“Asshole.”

“Would you like anything?”

“You’re gorgeous.”

“Do I know you?”

“Uh, that’s my spot.”

“Oh, God, sorry! Let me buy you a new one.”

“Is that your dog? He is so CUTE!”

“Here, take my seat. You look tired.”

“Checking in?”

“Can I sit here?”

“May I buy you a drink?”

“I can spot you, if you want.”

“How’d you even get stuck in a locker, anyway?”

“Can you turn it down?! Some of us are trying to sleep!”

“Hi, I’m your new roommate.”

“I think I found your dog. Is he yours?”

“You look cold, take my jacket.”

“Hey, I think the mailman gave me your mail by mistake? [Name], right?”

“You’ve had a guy/girl over every night this week! And you’re really loud! You know how I know? I know because I live below you!”

“So, your kid apparently punched my kid in the face.”

“Bride or groom?”

“Can you switch seats with me? I can’t see!”

“Okay, look, if you’re gonna be airsick, aim the other way.”

“[Sir/Ma'am], if you don’t stop being rude to me, I’m going to give you decaf.”

“Don’t drink that! I saw some guy slip something in there.”

“Hey, is he bothering you?”

“Don’t give up your day job.”

“…Dude, your fly’s down.”

“I think you have the wrong number.”

“I’m [muse’s child]’s teacher.”

“[Muse’s child/younger sibling] was in my yard again!”

“Get out of here! This is my hiding spot!”

“YOUR STUPID MUTT RIPPED UP MY YARD AGAIN!”

“SHUT UP. And learn to stay on key.”

“Good Evening/Afternoon/Morning/Day/Night.”

“Watch where you’re going!”

“Is this seat taken?”

“Here you dropped this.”

“You remind me of someone.”

“Will you be taking this?”

“May I take your order?”

“How are you?”

“You look familiar, have we met before?”

“Be careful next time.”

“Hey, could you help me?”

“Help me!”

“I’m so sorry!”

“Are you alright?!”

“I know we’ve never met, but I think you’re beautiful.”

“I think I may have seen you before…”

“Hey! Watch it!”

“Oh my god are you okay?”

“Have we met…?”

“Were you at that one party?”

“Remember me?”

“I know you don’t know me but I love your shirt.”

“Quick, pretend to look like you’re talking to me.”

“Hey, is that your dog?”

“Service takes forever here.”

“Don’t mean to sound cliche, but do you come here often?”

“I wouldn’t sit there if I were you.”

“This is gonna be a long plane ride.”

“Can you turn that music down?”

“People are trying to sleep!”

“I’m your new neighbour.”

“Is that who I think it is?”

“Be quiet!”

“Is that your son/daughter?”

“I’ve read about you.“ 

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ok i lied, i was in renpy hell, but hey, starter call still applies.

let’s pretend i didn’t wear myself out by doing a shit ton of dishes, and instead say, here, have a starter call for new followers / those i haven’t interacted with yet.

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⨳ — MUNDAY;

send one to get to know the mun better!

If you had to choose a new faceclaim for your muse, who would you pick?  What’s your sweetest RP experience so far?  How many drafts are you stalling with this meme?  If you had a billion dollars and could only spend it, what would you buy first?  Is there something you really would want to write? What about not wanting to write something? What made you decide to write this muse? If you could “borrow” one aspect of your muse and apply it to yourself or your own life, what would you borrow?  How would you describe your muse to someone about to meet them, in person, for the first time?  In what ways are you better than your muse? In what ways are they better than you? Are there any characters that you love, but simply cannot RP? What’s your greatest source of inspiration when it comes to role playing?  Do you listen to music when you write? If yes, what kind of music?  Do you have a preference when it comes to gender regarding your muses?  Tell us about your day. How many ships do you have on this blog?  Is there some character/mun you want to ship with? Would you say you’re a decent roleplayer or do you have any self doubts?  Give us a rough estimate: How much time have you spent on your graphics? (icons, theme, banners, promos, etc)  Got any memorable threads on here? Care to mention a few?  Do you think you’d survive a zombie apocalypse?  Tag someone you love/look up to! If you could live in the world of your muse(s) would you?  Are there any muse(s) you miss roleplaying?    What is an AU you really want to play with your muse?  Which tropes do you find overused/boring?  Who is your favorite muse to RP? (Includes past muses.)  What advice would you give to a new RPer?  What does your URL mean?  How involved are you in your rp community?  What do you do when you get writer’s block?  Have you even encountered any partners that threw a tantrum at you?  What does someone have to do for an instant unfollow from you?  Have you managed to stay away from drama?  What’s your RP pet peeve?  What has made you completely lose your chill?  What do you think about public call out posts?  Thoughts on duplicates following you?  How has Tumblr RP changed since you started?  Thoughts on the fandom you’re currently RPing in?  What RP trends are you so over and can’t wait for it to die?  What’s something you enjoy? Be it a food, a band, etc. What is something or someone you have always wanted to write with? i.e. a particular plot, a character, etc. 

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Horned serpent ↳Represents the brain, favors scholars

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“r u taken?” yes bitch taken for granted

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― aesthetic for the survivor;

Temper us in fire, and we grow stronger. 

When we suffer, we survive.

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&. ARGUING STARTERS.

“i can’t believe you.”

“are you serious?”

“we’re not finished. i’m not just going to let this go.”

“so you don’t trust me?”

“fuck you.”

“you know me! and the fact that you still think i’d do that hurts the most.”

“i miss the old you. i don’t want the person you’ve become.”

“you never understand.”

“you said the same thing last time.”

“i’m so tired of constantly doing this with you.”

“you don’t even try to see it from my perspective.”

“i’m not apologizing.”

“hell if i care.”

“this is fucking bullshit.”

“why are you always the one who’s breaking my heart?”

“i can’t do this anymore.”

“you don’t mean that.”

“i hate you.”

“you never keep your promises.”

“out of all the things you’ve told me, what was true?”

“i can’t even look at you.”

“do you even love me anymore?”

“i’m fucking done.”

“i shouldn’t have ever trusted you.”

“you’re being unfair.”

“i’m not going to keep being your little secret. i deserve better.”

“i’m leaving.”

“just… just go.”

“i thought you’d be the one to make me happy.”

“you don’t even pretend to care about me.”

“i don’t even remember the last time you told me you loved me.”

“don’t go.”

“i never asked for this.”

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ᴘʀᴏᴄᴇssɪɴɢ... ᴜsᴇʀ ᴜᴘʟᴏᴀᴅᴇᴅ... sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀ.ᴇxᴇ ɪɴɪᴛɪᴀᴛᴇᴅ...ᴄᴀʟʟɪɴɢ ᴜsᴇʀ @condomglitter​

“okay, so, i was thinking about that time you turned my face pink, and----this is actually a good idea, listen, do you think...” one of don’s hands was gesturing as he spoke, words quick, his train of thought more like a monorail on the perfect day. “...do you think we can capture something like it, and, you know, put it in a container? just, you know, for marking purposes!”

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